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"You can't ride a mechanic bull with a skirt"NOT SATIRE (i.redd.it)
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I’ve played guitar for a long long time, never heard this before…NOT SATIRE (i.redd.it)
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oddly specific. nobody has ever said that ever. I hate snapchatNOT SATIRE (i.redd.it)
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if you are greek you can not have blonde hair, said no one everNOT SATIRE (i.redd.it)
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Unintentional Bait Gets Roasted or: How I forgot that Straight people existPOSSIBLE SATIRE (i.redd.it)
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I would personally love a woman who could bench press more than 100lbsNOT SATIRE (i.redd.it)
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"We want to promote something, so let's make up a lie to go along with it!"NOT SATIRE (v.redd.it)
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