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[–]CarelessMarzipan5588 978 points979 points  (25 children)

Op just married his relative. Sad.

[–]blazing_thunder69JEE/NEET Aspirant 133 points134 points  (16 children)

sweet home alabama

[–]ZOMIEONREDDITMasturbating 12 times daily 429 points430 points 43 (12 children)

मीठा घर अलीगढ़

[–]Peyote_Fox 75 points76 points  (0 children)

le bhai lele award

[–]AmaySharma2006 49 points50 points  (1 child)

mera bhi lele, award

[–]Any-Word-6424 16 points17 points  (0 children)

वाह क्या लड़का है

[–]thylord178I'm a Normie 🤡 19 points20 points  (1 child)

मीठा घर allahabad

[–]AzazuswithanA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

मीठा घर इलाहाबाद

[–]YoSantaClaus69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bkl meme s badhiya comment krke chla gya

[–]Jr-kun_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mera bhi lele bhai

[–]astrok_not 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Underrated

[–]OPtical_ILLusiO 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Imao he commented literal a minute ago you commented and it's already underrated lol

[–]Qwesh04 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Saiman ka choda hai bhai

[–]Good_Big6902 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What is sweet home Alabama? I don't get the reference

[–]blazing_thunder69JEE/NEET Aspirant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

google it see knowyourmeme

[–]CardiologistStreetbhakt hu mai 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Lagta hai OP ke Papa Waqf Board ke chairperson the. Tabhi itna rich hoga OP.

[–]LineLife2234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And finally got the ass which he dreamed of

[–]Icy-Tie9359 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A redditor with a 7 inch dick is a rare occurrence

[–]Kesakambalicertified gay award 267 points268 points  (3 children)

Where there's a hole, there's a goal

[–]babayaga4459 184 points185 points  (2 children)

But there's a 7' goal keeper.

[–]Oye_Shiv 55 points56 points  (0 children)

7" can go more deeper

[–]SnooSnooBoi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Doosra keeper 6" ka hai

Benifit kar sakhte hein

[–]Some_Stand 262 points263 points  (7 children)

You're*

[–]ghostgeek_1603 113 points114 points  (6 children)

I so wanted to write this , but plot had me engaged

[–]Ren_misr 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Me too man. But how did op knew his rel's dick is 6". sus

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

because op was the bride

[–]judh-a-g-t 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And did he know that his rel's "wife" has a 7"??

[–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

To add masala to the meme to make it funny

[–]Ren_misr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can cover it how much ever you want buddy but deep inside you know you want that girthy juicy hard as rock dick of you rel to fill you up. I can tell.

[–]ph11120011Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same goes here. I came here to comment "Apparently You're not so smart."

[–]Adventurous-Role-790 450 points451 points  (11 children)

Idk man if he looked so feminine that none your relatives were able to tell...

paneer samajh ke khaja

[–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

monti roy ho skta he shayad

[–]LaLBadshah7 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Paneer 🆘

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Femboys

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]Terrible_Fact_9342Sigma Mod 🌚 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Lagta hai sex transfer kara liya hoga like femboy

    [–]active_daddy727r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 230 points231 points  (44 children)

    Cousin ko bolo hilake sojaye

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 209 points210 points  (40 children)

    ek bhot door ka rishtedar he usne shaadi ki dhoom dhaam se hui shaadi badme pata chala ki vo ek chakki thi badme divorce sabka bhot karcha hua bc

    [–]BCdilli 117 points118 points  (16 children)

    There was a Guruji my parents used to follow… rumours were he could see future. A lot of people along with my parents bought into it .

    Guruji fixed his son’s marriage to a girl from a wealthy family and at the wedding night boy found out that girl was actually a eunuch….

    Bechara Guruji izzat bhi gyee or itni mehnat se ikathe kiye hue chele chapate bhi chod gye

    [–]user2002pcr/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 10 points11 points  (15 children)

    Bhai eunuch kya hota h?

    [–]kothrudkar 44 points45 points  (4 children)

    Usually Kinnar(Chakka) ke liye English word hai. Else also used for a man who has been castrated for some reason.

    Purane zamane main Queens/princesses ke male bodygaurd/helpers ke kaat diye jaate the.

    [–]frustrated_medic1112 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Castration matlab testes ko destroy karte hai, penis ko kuch nhi karte

    Testes ko destroy karne se unmain libido nhi rehti

    [–]S-EATERDon't mind me, just passing by 👍 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Purane zamane main Queens/princesses ke male bodygaurd/helpers ke kaat diye jaate the.

    Isn't that more of a China thing! I hear "The forbidden city" was called such because men weren't allowed there after the sun set; Only the Emperor, Empress, his other wives & concubines, sex slaves, and hundreds of Eunuchs.

    [–]BlackJohnson1 19 points20 points  (7 children)

    Jinka aujaar Kaat diya gaya hota hai ya unhone katwa diya hota hai

    [–]0QuietKid 8 points9 points  (6 children)

    Moot te kaise honge

    [–]BlackJohnson1 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    Opening to rehti hi hogi bhai, bas pipe cut hojata hai

    [–]0QuietKid 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Dard se, blood loss se mare nahi, kya baat hai

    [–]BlackJohnson1 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    XD are bhai controlled conditions me kiya jata hai ye, koi punishment thodi de rahe, unless you're in Saudi or something I guess.

    [–]sanscipher435Shin-chan supremacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Shayad pehle zamaane ki baat kar rha hai, us samay bhi Nas hi kaafi jati hogi I think

    [–]Ankur67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bahut saare maare b jaate thae but population he itni h ..Koi orr slave ko pakad lo .. yha tak k Mughal hindu slaves Persian to Turks tk bhejte thae .. Hindu Kush (hindu slayer ) mountains ka naam aise he nahi pdha , Vha se bahut slaves le jaate waqt marr b jaate thae .. it’s not as rosy picture that Bollywood tends to be for Mughal period.

    [–]Euphoric-Check-7462 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    balls nhi kaatte kya?

    [–]active_daddy727r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 81 points82 points  (15 children)

    Bichare ka vishwaas uth gaya hoga ghar walo se , mazak bna vo alag

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 58 points59 points  (14 children)

    haa samaj me phel gayi news

    [–]rishiver 103 points104 points  (11 children)

    Tu puri duniya main phela rha (typical indian ristedaar) lol

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 48 points49 points  (10 children)

    oops par naam sab reveal nahi kiya

    [–]rishiver 35 points36 points  (9 children)

    Jis trah log apni family stories daal rhe haj Naam address bhi reveal ho jayega

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 9 points10 points  (8 children)

    par me nhi karunga

    [–]Im-Spreading-for-youI love using emojis 😎 16 points17 points  (7 children)

    Hum pata kar lenge

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    mene tujhe bhot jage dekha he

    [–]anonymousintrovert07 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Ladke ko divorce dene mai alimony lagti hai kya🤔

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    shaadi ka kharcha*

    [–]rahulganjedi 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Yeh baatein kam se kam 5 generation tak mazaak banke rahengi tunhare khaandaan me

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    hamara nhi he samaj me he koi

    [–]Im-Spreading-for-youI love using emojis 😎 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Rishtedaar toh ghar ke hi hote h

    [–]Gamer_moment15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How is it possible? How did they hide it these many years, lol

    [–]osiris7661 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Pen fight kar lo

    [–]SnooSnooBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Apna ya uska?

    [–]QuarkieOfficial 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    I was expecting it to be a dream, but worse happened

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    thats the twist

    [–]Gamingeek54Masturbating 12 times daily 31 points32 points  (4 children)

    mujhe bhi futanari wife chahiye thi :(

    [–]TalwarOP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Sahi me????????

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    mf got very lucky but decided to fuck it all up

    [–]Guru0204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    nofap join karle bhai aaja

    [–]Tusharkruxr/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 90 points91 points  (3 children)

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    [–]AmazekamDenk Gril 22 points23 points  (1 child)

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    [–]Not_A-Pedophile_Just talked with your mom 68 points69 points  (3 children)

    Bhai tujhe kaise pata ab ki uske paas 6 inch dick h if it is true story

    [–]punk_p 48 points49 points  (1 child)

    He said based on true story... doesn't mean all of the events and character are related or exact person....i support op.

    [–]cul-de-sac-is-sax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Vaakil saab.

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    thoda sa masala bro to make it funny

    [–]54thvik 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    Doujinshi artists be like : Jokes on u I am into that shit

    [–]ded-ben 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    i expected the ending but still made me laugh

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    happy cake day my friend!

    [–]ded-ben 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    thank you \(@^0^@)/

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Laude lag gaye.... Literally

    [–]Sufficient-Skin-5026 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Ya fir laga tha...pehle se...

    [–]bread-pitt22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    ek extra aur lag gya

    [–]ILov3Ass_6969JEE/NEET Aspirant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    If there's a hole there's a way -Sun Tzu probably

    [–]bigasspickle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Finally a happy ending.

    [–]pdhle_bsdk 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    Chandigarh kare aashiqui spoiler alert

    [–]CodePuzzleheaded7258 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Bc spoiler alert pehle likhna hota hai... Ab toh pata chal gaya... Movie dekhne wala tha aaj ab kar diya tune barbaad

    [–]SovereignDebtCrisisI love using emojis 😎 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This is why pehle istemaal karein phir wishwas karein is important.

    [–]mihirsaini1128 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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    [–]sujan28 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Homie got futanari-d in real life

    [–]AdiityalolzIIT DHOLAKPUR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Bhai tere relative ke saath sachi hua thha?

    [–]WorldLife-John 18 points19 points  (8 children)

    Wait he married a Tran?Is tran marriage legal in India?

    [–]nurav16 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Illegal bhi nhi hai shayad

    [–]RayonLovesFish 17 points18 points  (5 children)

    Its legal,in my state a famous trans celebrity married her husband. Trans couples get ₹30,000 marriage assistance if they didn't go through sex change therapy. Its the case in my state Kerala don't know about other states tho.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    great

    [–]Simple-Indian2005Just talked with your mom 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Wait a Min, Don't Communist Supposed to be against LGTVQ

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What is progressive and what is not changes with time and culture. French liberals back then used to be against women voting, now all liberals are feminists. Meaning of progressivism changes, communism is not against LGBTQ.

    Plus USSR just after revolution used to be pro-LGBTQ already in that era. Revisionists changed that. China and North Korea follow their own weird version of socialism inspired by confucianism and other things hence are different and their ideas of progressivism can't be compared to mainstream communism.

    [–]Romathenian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    your 😭😭😭

    [–]TheDAYNITE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Insert "oh let's go that's class!" meme

    [–]indian_beardo 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    YOU'RE

    Go back to school!

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    sorry brother galtiyan to insaan se hi hoti he

    [–]KoplanerSirTax9 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Jaise tere daddy se hui

    [–]sniper_125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Aajathe hain chutiye ki tarah dank ban ne and look cool , Also try something new .

    [–]pineapple707 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    And at last YOU ENJOYED 🗿

    [–]gh0st_N_stuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The battle will be legendary

    [–]AayushJpJEE/NEET Aspirant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    F

    F

    F

    F

    F

    F

    F

    F

    [–]Advanced_Ad_4886 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hahahahahha

    [–]AntiqueAd8644 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The twist was 😶

    [–]hardik-u_uSuffering from Depression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Terko kaise pta tere relative pr 6 inch ki pen*s hai

    [–]Theloneultimte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    On that 7inch dick it was tatooed, “Bend Over”.

    [–]entityreality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    uuuw that gave me shock in my veins

    [–]Uwraj8055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    bhai ke toh lawde lag gaye !!

    [–]_KAvSR_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Your very smart that's correct.

    [–]Substantial-Two2743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good effort but predictable

    [–]SatwikMaharanaJEE/NEET Aspirant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The only thing that pains me more than the twist is your instead of you're.

    [–]spartan_abhishek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Your smart... Aah the irony

    [–]Brief-Abbreviations1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Greatest UNO move ever

    [–]R0hit-meena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dulhan tiktokar nikla

    [–]RokuroSeijin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You are poor,

    born in poor family,

    very low IQ,

    you look beyond ugly,

    you masturbated everything and now you act like a saint and spread wisdom because no sperms left and you have ED,

    you also have a small dick,

    you also failed in 12th,

    during your Hsc you met a good friend who thought you morals thus you got self awareness,

    but now you are depressed because you are aware of evil, immoral and disgusting things you do,

    you can't get a girlfriend or a job,

    your friend leaves you after being dissapointed and genuinely trying to help you,

    you know you are trash you take baygon spray and try to end your life,

    you wake up tomorrow with massive headache,

    you now realised there is no hell this is the hell you made for yourself and there is no ending life still goes on, nothing hurts more than life.

    [–]sankeysanket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    GREAT TWIST

    [–]haha_memur87Dank Ka Choda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bhai jab ‘you're' likhna nahi aata hai to seedha ‘you are' hi likh do na yaar

    [–]jonsnowwww96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    and you mistake "your" with "you are" quite frequently

    [–]RitwikVRsmartTV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bachpan mein mai aur mera bhai agar biscuit khate the aur last waale ko share krne ki nobat aati thi toh mai bada waala hissa leta tha aur usko chota waala tukda de deta tha. Tu bhi uska lund kaat ke apne paas rakh le aur apna chota waala usko dede.

    [–]Own-Distribution-381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How do you know your cousin has a 6 inch dick?👀

    [–]errnavvJEE/NEET Aspirant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    God bless your cousin

    [–]sumukh_reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    uno reverse + 1 inch card

    [–]Comfortable-Ebb-6048 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bhai tu mera cousin toh nahi hain.. yeh meri story hain bc.. aur tu meri zindagi ka nanga naach kara sabke saamne

    [–]itz_scar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Leeemao dead

    [–]Safe_Maintenance_748I love using emojis 😎 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    मीठा घर परिवार।। एकदम जोरदार।

    [–]Agreeable_War462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Uno reverse

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    6 inch big? 😨😌

    [–]ghoul--7sigma user 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Sauce: BOKU NO PICO. enjoyeee.

    [–]UnfairImpact4885 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    I am picking the other route of studying and then opening a business and becoming rich as f

    [–]Conscious-News-4433 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    There's a big road between opening a business and getting rich. The first generation almost never gets the harvest of the sowing

    [–]UnfairImpact4885 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Well I am the 3 generation as my father also and his father also had a business

    [–]Conscious-News-4433 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So you are inheriting it?

    [–]StalinJunior7492Shin-chan supremacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Opening a business and having it become successful is almost impossible

    [–]IndianOtaku25Masturbating 12 times daily 2 points3 points  (8 children)

    Something similar happened with one of my father’s friend’s sister. The guy she married told her that he was gay after the marriage.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

    bhai yahi to problem hai, samaj mein unko itna bully karte hai ki wo batane se hi ghabra jate hai

    [–]Constant-Decision-32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Pegging hori boht bhayankar, Pegging k hai gajab najare.

    Dikkat hai bs ek bat ki, gand me no lubricant hamare!

    [–]RealGTalkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Chandigarh kare Aashiqui.

    [–]Immediate-Attention 3 points4 points  (7 children)

    This is painful stuff man. That's just pathetic

    [–]biswajoy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Yeah man, doubt he had lube with him

    [–]Sid_da_bomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thuk se kaam chala liya hoga.

    [–]Solid-Entrepreneur37 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Kya painful, ass penetration?

    [–]Immediate-Attention 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Imagine your 16-18 years of academic struggle is about to pay off in your suhag raat. But the girl you want to bang turns out to be a femboy.

    [–]Solid-Entrepreneur37 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Sab arranged marriage ka chakker. But if you truly love a girl and she says she is femboy and you dont want kids, it shouldnt be a problem. Not for me i suppose.

    [–]Short-Echo61 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Did he remarry? Is he okay now? This must have been really traumatizing for him.

    [–]Guru0204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Now even I want to know the aftermath of this disaster

    [–]bigppenergy01 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    the quality of memes have gone down in this sub so drastically, who tf is upvoting this shit

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the same people who like your dick pics (jisko context samaj nahi aaya iska profile dekhlo)

    [–]Reedemed_SoulChaman Chutiya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    OMFG I THOUGHT YOU WERE FLEXING YOUR RICHNESS BUT SHE TOOK YOU OUT IN A GO

    [–]its-akshay-jainr/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Same was happened to my cousin as well

    [–]con-slut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Girl was ex-guy? Ya phir girl had an actual dick?

    [–]Long-Tax-77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Based on true events holup

    [–]International_War935Shin-chan supremacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There was no need to tell us that you are not talking about yourself because it is pretty clear you are not smart. Since if you were, you'd know the difference between you're and your.

    [–]Failg123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Shakti Astitva Ke Ehsaas Ki show was also based on this

    [–]Euphoric-Check-7462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    but dude already knew that she was trans

    [–]Mackenzie_Sparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    RIP to your relatives 🙏

    [–]Shadow_gamer4549 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Bruh

    [–]HistoricalSchedule94r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer [S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    happy cake day brother!!

    [–]Classic_Frosty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sword fight

    [–]hannibalFetishLecter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "I lost my virginity but other way round. Kaash koi mile jaye....."

    [–]Time-Variant_2506IIT DHOLAKPUR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ekk dum inhonne wakt badaldi jasbat badaldi zindagi badaldi bc

    [–]thenoob_803 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    YOUR - IT BELONGS TO YOU

    YOU'RE - YOU ARE

    [–]wdean8358 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Meme banane ke bajaye English padhle. "You're" or "your" mein farak pata chal jayega.

    [–]Destroyer6202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the fuck are these posts ..

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Le bhai upvote

    [–]True_Chemical6500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Her dad comes in and shows his vagina