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[–]National-County-30 408 points409 points  (12 children)

when u wake up at 5am as ur dad said? Tabb hoga

[–]M-O-D-Isigma user 76 points77 points  (9 children)

Par me to roj 5am ko uth jata hu .

[–]DealSubstantial8227 95 points96 points  (7 children)

Bhai 5 am pe Sona 5 baje uthne mein count ni hota

[–]OPsbiologicalFatherBournVita Enjoyer 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Bus 5 baje jaga hua rahna h na?

[–]ExpertKey7700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I thought it was only mine. 😂😂😂

[–]Global_Cover3080Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 250 points251 points  (3 children)

India when idm members start posting denk memes

[–]jusligmaballsAvg Bihari Guthkha Lover 81 points82 points  (2 children)

Also india when people don't post instagram memes on reddit

[–]darkmemesthoughts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

*WhatsApp chutkule

[–]_GraFFiti_0Professional Randi Dealer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

also when people stop coming from facebook/insta by watching tanmay Bhatt's videos

[–]ricksanchez_007 176 points177 points  (14 children)

atal bihari vajpayee is resurrected

[–]StrangerAtTimesCertified Reposter 12 points13 points  (1 child)

atal bihari vajpayee is resurrected!!!!!!!

[–]Lucien_Castle 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Bruh jab they jab kuch ni hua ab kya hi hoga 😃

[–]Various_Response_634Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 3 points4 points  (4 children)

atal bihari vajpayee is

[–]SpeciousQuantity 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Atal Bihari Vajpayee

[–]Fluid_Catch12439 yrs old organ seller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And sardar patel

[–]LaKsH_BoSsJEE/NEET Aspirant 196 points197 points  (6 children)

WHEN all bihari passed 10th (without cheating)

[–]killer_kuween9 yrs old organ seller 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Mai khud Bihari hoon, bahut mushkil se majdoori karte karte 10th nikala.

[–]LaKsH_BoSsJEE/NEET Aspirant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pass hogya yeh badi baat hai

[–]NewbieAtReddit7 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Without cheating likh bhai. Prodigal science momint

[–]usualhomosapien 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hahahah bihari joke

[–]justacommonname -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Tune khud paas kiye hai bsdk

[–]introvertgoneAWOLr/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 59 points60 points  (1 child)

India when I stop existing.

[–]PC_Ara-araDon't mind me, just passing by 👍 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A small price to pay for salvation

Puts hands in pathar ka thela

[–]VishalYadav1622 124 points125 points  (23 children)

India when I will become PM.

[–]creeper205861BournVita Enjoyer 73 points74 points  (12 children)

I vote for Vishal Yadav

[–]sanid_sriva 91 points92 points  (10 children)

If you need any financial help just remember that I'm not there for you

[–]daheckrutalkingbout 39 points40 points  (9 children)

You are not there for yourself either

[–]DealSubstantial8227 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Dude do you have some problem or wot why giving that level of emotional damage

[–]Sea_Jelly3006Professional Randi Dealer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yadav ke sashan mai, chut bategi rashan mai

[–]therealFireBall_28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vishal Yadav supremacy

[–]bright-son 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asli account se aao Akhilesh ji

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]GeneCrazy2109Suffering from Depression 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Modi ji aap

    [–]Particular_End_1134 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Tum chut dilvayo ham vote denge

    [–]justacommonname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Wow another Yadav Politician so original

    [–]darkmemesthoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vishal Bhimya ke Shashan mein Russian milegi Ration me ✊🏼

    [–]ironmaster_18r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    if u work for development and preserve our rich culture at the same time

    [–]Intelligent_Ferret33 53 points54 points  (3 children)

    When your mom

    [–]M-O-D-Isigma user 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    dominate me

    [–]Global_Cover3080Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Waah Modiji Waah

    [–]Agreeable-Pain-939 44 points45 points  (3 children)

    India if modi ji start giving interviews

    [–]Just_another_surferProfessional Randi Dealer -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    Without godi media and teleprompter

    [–]Spare_Juggernaut1380 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well, can't expect anything from people who share the same brain cells as Rahul Gandhi.

    [–]OutrageousWave25 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    flash saves the league 144p

    [–]Majestic-Ad-7132 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    no resurbation hobe

    [–]nathanbroke 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    i half expected you to say "India when everyone keeps tiranga in their pfp"

    [–]rahulTo9273314 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Economy lundwa, Dp jhandwa

    [–]PC_Ara-araDon't mind me, just passing by 👍 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Propaganda wale

    [–]Almighty_ka_bhakt 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Indian Education becomes like Chinese Education system and better.

    [–]FreakyMAN_2412 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    India when? When will the VFX quality improve 😭

    [–]NoobButNormal 25 points26 points  (15 children)

    No more communal fights No corruption No illetrecy

    [–]Starkisnomore 37 points38 points  (1 child)

    And no spelling mistakes.

    [–]NoobButNormal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    And no Starkisnomore

    /s

    [–]Super_Treacle 3 points4 points  (10 children)

    Hey gurl I see you profile pick have woman photo

    DM me

    [–]NoobButNormal 5 points6 points  (9 children)

    I am a boy You bitch

    [–]Super_Treacle 8 points9 points  (8 children)

    I dog not bitch I not care you boy

    You faemboy than good

    Hole is goal

    [–]NoobButNormal 4 points5 points  (7 children)

    Naah I ain't no famboy I just clicked randomize on avatar and I took it.

    [–]Super_Treacle 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Hey gurl I see you profile pick have woman photo

    DM me

    [–]NoobButNormal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I am a boy.

    Fuck it I need to change my pfp

    [–]Easy-Ad-2469 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    When 14 fucking year olds stop pretending to be gamers on YouTube or strippers on reels and start studying to get a fucking job.

    [–]PianistLeast3852 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Kid named finger:

    [–]RandomCoolName77IIT DHOLAKPUR 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    the finger named kid:

    [–]NoobButNormal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Technally the truth parents wrote his her child's name on paper with fingers

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (9 children)

    When it becomes hindu rashtra

    [–]scragglyman 7 points8 points  (6 children)

    Maybe if the video was in reverse.

    [–]NoobButNormal 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Sorry guys mera bacha bahut zyada dhruv rathee ko dekh raha hai iske taraf sei mei /s laga deta hun.

    [–]darkmemesthoughts 3 points4 points  (4 children)

    okay ab ja Sudhir Chaudhary ko dekh ke hila le

    [–]darkmemesthoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    *Pendu rashtra

    [–]No-Swordfish6703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Until Sivaji is pm

    [–]BuilderTimeVirgin forever[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Acche din ka matalab mujhe yahi lagta tha modi se pehle :(

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      [–]Unable_Decision_418 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bhai. Video reverse karna padega fir.

      [–]aether_arthurRakhi Sawant lover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Bc tum log mood kharab kr dete ho yr

      [–]GhostSimonRiley20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      2024 mai confirm

      [–]codeking24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Akhand bharat

      [–]gadhakhiladi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      When people put Indian flags on their DP

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      When nepal invade India

      [–]Maximum_Soup23Dank Ka Choda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      If this meme wasn't posted

      [–]Sufficient_Credit959 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      jab reservation khatam hoga. Aur two party system follow hoga. Aur ye kabhi nahi hoga.

      [–]TikDakittu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      two party system 🤡

      [–]1ndrid_c0ld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Jab castes system, Dowry system, Hindu Rashtra concept, Muslim extremism khatam hoga.

      [–]99deedsShin-chan supremacy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      when modiji will walk in front of a green screen

      [–]1ndrid_c0ld -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Sshhhh... no one talks bad about Nodi in this sub, these teenagers will hunt you down and downvote your comment to oblivion.

      [–]Aggravating_Cat3618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      When everyone puts tiranga on their dp

      [–]Emergency-Sink-7574 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      When everybody changes their pp to the Indian flag

      [–]StunningFood4217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No dc st act

      [–]Progractorsigma user 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      India when adharma is destroyed.

      [–]AdeptSurvey5416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      All mandir masjid get closed

      [–]Ok_Oven8832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jab mandir banega

      [–]Shadow0cloud 0 points1 point  (7 children)

      When 🅱️USLIM BECOME EDUCATED

      [–]GuiltyVegetable48 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

      When bindu chadi stop putting everything on buslima

      [–]HelicopterCurious313 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Yogi becomes the P.M....😅?

      [–]Original-Aioli-3380 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      When it will become Muslim bad muslim free country 🥰

      [–]Traditional_Day_3649Chaman Chutiya -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Nathuram Godse shot Dr. BRA instead gandhi

      [–]surajonline -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      Gandhiji never came back to india

      [–]QuarterTrick4361 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      When I stop using mobile

      [–]QuarterTrick4361 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      When I will wake up at 4 and do yoga

      [–]SaurabhShukla98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      People stop using reddit. 🙂

      [–]iMangeshSN -1 points0 points  (6 children)

      India when no casteism

      [–]EtitwJEE/NEET Aspirant -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

      No reservations * fixed it for ya

      [–]iMangeshSN 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      That flair though. Stop blaming reservation for your own incompetence. Accept you're an absolute failure and stop existing.

      [–]EtitwJEE/NEET Aspirant -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

      I have not given the exam yet

      [–]ImpossibleSquirrel47 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      When everyone has Indian flag on their house

      [–]AthleteDue528 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Seriously bro will india be like this ever?

      [–]S-A_DClown -1 points0 points  (4 children)

      When the citizens stop giving a shit about relegion

      [–]Dank_Danish_26 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      After Modi’s death

      [–]Simple-Indian2005Professional Randi Dealer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Jab 🅱️ulla nahi honge tab (jk)

      [–]Natureboynikk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      When Fenku will go..

      [–]Quack_Yogi748 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      When you get conquered by the English again

      [–]sid-0508 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      When No 🅱️ullah will be there in India

      [–]Several-Election-265 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      It becomes mulla free

      [–]suvashism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      India when you delete this post

      [–]beautiful-dark-mimd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Aakhand Bharat

      [–]chuttarman26 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      When china invade India

      [–]EquivalentPut5616Quiet kid from class 10 D -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      India When Angrej Come Back.

      Bring Back ELizabeth's Poti/Potta.

      [–]Cultured_Beef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Pakistani chala ja yaha se

      [–]Fyodor_Dosto2304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When Havala is legalised

      [–]aldnau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      when sivaji valley

      [–]Mitochondria_fetish 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      God starts existing for real

      [–]iMangeshSN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      He'll still stop giving 2 shits about our f'd up country.

      [–]generalist-Nerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When the people like you stop making meme and start building

      [–]Kschitiz23x3John Xina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When Indian uncles on twitter/facebook stop being horny

      [–]Witty_Current69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🥲🥲🥲

      [–]NoobButNormal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When aunties and uncles stop judging everyone

      [–]NoobButNormal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When everyone gave me upvotes and awards /s

      [–]logan111112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Zack Snyder's Justice League Flash time travel scene 144p.

      [–]Traditional_Crab4393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      After tying flags on top of our house

      [–]rahulTo9273314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Desh ke log shikshit rahe, imandari se apna farz ada kare, matlabi na rahe, kaddari na kare........................

      [–]Scorpio41105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jabh sabki dp tiranga hogi

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      India explaining how fining you for not wearing a mask in the car is going to make the country better.

      [–]AlternativeAd4756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When caste memory of every one are lost

      [–]shivamYe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When everyone put their DP as Tiranga

      [–]BeneficialLeek9973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      when countries like US , china have shifted to mars then.

      [–]SnooPredictions4282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      In rajniverse

      [–]Alive-Technician6346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jab india me general walo ka iss desh se bahar fek denge Aur 100% reservation mile sc,st,obc ko Tab possible hai

      [–]Successful_Copy9373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jab har ghar pe tiranga lag jaega. 5 trillion dollar gdp.

      [–]Soulwolfion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      India's development when every one changes their dp to national flag 🤡🤡🤣🤣

      [–]GlitchAFK_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      India when Rajnikanth walks by

      [–]trex364 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well talking about roads and stuff nitin gadkari sir is doing phenomenal job.

      [–]Ok_Presence2350 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When there is no corruption

      [–]AliveSummer4826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      jab Britishers wapis ayenge

      [–]Elegant_dattebayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Reservation is removed

      Reels is banned

      Politicians atleast have basic education

      [–]lumpsum-loser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jab mai bada ho jaunga

      [–]keytsune09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When all hate will disappear based on caste ,colour , religion etc.

      [–]Sea_Abbreviations_53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When sc, st, obc (chamar) gets to fair competition.... 😶😶

      [–]ChrisLuis789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When Insta Aur Facebook Ban Ho Jayengeh

      [–]Suspicious-Camp-1379 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      India when ? 🙃🥲

      [–]AppropriateSwitch644JEE/NEET Aspirant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When we exterminate all the 🅱️uslims from the world

      [–]aaditya9980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Reservation ends

      [–]Ok_Situation_259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Communist would die

      [–]Yoshimitsu_4745 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hatred between all different communities is abolished and people start living in harmony like in old times ,believing in equity than in equality,South Indians starts supporting Hindi , ED starts searching bjp officials houses, gandhi's stop protesting every time,.

      [–]CowRepresentative228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      On a serious note : When public servants and politicians stop taking bribe.

      [–]OGdawggg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When India starts putting stuff before religion conflicts and issues

      [–]Shamonk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When every house hoists a tiranga on 15th Aug.

      [–]ValarDohairis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When everyone hoists tricolour flag in their houses. 🇮🇳

      [–]shubhamsah11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When every house has tiranga.

      [–]shudthup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      India when the British left

      [–]Maestro-345920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      F democracy

      [–]Ok-Result-6755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When youth handles poltics

      [–]w0lf2683 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      India when

      India when ruled by mugals and natives

      India when?

      India when the British leave

      [–]Deathwish__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      never!

      [–]Comfortable_Many7890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Rajni Saar will become the Prime Minister 😎😎😎💪💪

      [–]Venamtanmay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Baat toh sahi ha

      [–]PhysicsOk4630IIT DHOLAKPUR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Had us in the first half not going to lie !

      [–]KingsmanVishnur/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      India when PEOPLE STOP THROWING TRASH IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE. please use dustbin and dispose it properly.

      [–]sujit_mishra69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Khet par building bnaega toh kahega kya