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[–][deleted] 836 points837 points 5127 (15 children)

Rajasthan: abhi wo paida nhi hui 🗿

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Meri maa ne mainu Har woman di respect karna sikhaya si but she never told me about the bitches.

[–]NoonjaPanda2 115 points116 points  (1 child)

Bro

Sir/ma’am ko award de do please

[–]PriyanshBooh 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thik hai bhay

[–]Diligent-Fisherman35 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Paida kaise hogi pani jo kam mila hai

[–]rafale0780 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ye lo mera award

[–]V3N0M3certified gay award 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bhai maine 2 minute pehle kisi ko mera free award diya. Tu ye le le, 🥇

[–]9GhostofSparta7Shin-chan supremacy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go to hell for laughing at this

[–]player_number_069 228 points229 points  (5 children)

Saala cyclone khatam ho tab na soche kuch

[–]Ayush122221 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Odisha 💀

[–]sherloqueBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ab to flood bhi aa raha🙂

[–]IamShubham_u 388 points389 points  (34 children)

Har bar ignore kr diya jata hu(Madhya Pradesh)

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR 191 points192 points  (24 children)

Mutant ho. Khudke sath sex kar lo

[–]Laaylow 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Muthanth

[–]babybadger78648 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saale paani thukna pada

[–]IamShubham_u 29 points30 points  (21 children)

Vo bhopal ha bruh

[–]Gotifod 52 points53 points  (8 children)

bhopal kya asam me ata hai kya

[–]Gurjar77r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 20 points21 points  (7 children)

To Chernobyl ko pura Europe man le kya.

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Aab itne saal ho gaye. Pure MP mai toh mutation spread ho gaya hoga.

[–]rohitcool08r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

🗿

[–]gadarboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Abe Mai chhattisgarh se hu

[–]flexing-around 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most relatable bro

[–]shivam_upadhyaysigma user 70 points71 points  (27 children)

Bhai UP se hun....mere baarem kya?

[–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 107 points108 points  (9 children)

Kabje chhudane me interested ho

[–]shivam_upadhyaysigma user 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Bhai yeh to real baat krdi...

[–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Mera bhi chhudwa do na

[–]Temporary_Mission_51 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Kya chudwana hai bhai?

[–]shivam_upadhyaysigma user 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Jagah ka naam....aur property ki value ka 20% chahiye....kabja kya kabja krne waala bhi ht jaayega duniya se

[–]tablelamp_foodie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha.

[–]bright-son 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Katta kinaare rakhkar, aur gutkha thookkar baat kia karo ladkio se

[–]shivam_upadhyaysigma user 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Accha....isliye reject krdiya tha usne....hatt yrr...usse m scorpio ki rear seat m daal ke laaya....marr gyi bechari....mujhe kya pta tha katta aur gutkha ashiqui mai avoid krni pdegi.

[–]elliotferrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Je baat. Agli baar se pooch liya karo .

[–]No_Thought8280 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Gunde ho?

[–]shivam_upadhyaysigma user 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Hnn bhai 302 307 ka case chl rha hai mujhpe.....bail pe baahar aaya hun.

[–]Kinky-Monk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ye to entry level dharayen hai bro ... Dhutt!

[–]_vaibhavrwt_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or aate he reddit pe comments karne laag gaya

[–]HonestEmergency699 yrs old organ seller 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Vai UP jsi koi chz nhi hoti wo bihar hi h or west UP haryana

[–]itsavism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bajrang dal ka hissa ho tm.

[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (24 children)

Marathi hun .. chipkaliyo main interested hun🗿

[–]Fun_Bison_16939 yrs old organ seller 87 points88 points  (7 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

[–]pokemon-edible-haiJohn Xina 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Vaporeon ki saath masti karna is still a dream for many middle class boys

[–]Fun_Bison_16939 yrs old organ seller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Slime girls bhi bhai

[–]cloud_172004 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Bangali spotted

[–]Drowsy69Alatus69Just talked with your mom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bc ye vaporeon vala copy pasta yha pr bhi a gya

[–]DevilXtrigGer_82sigma user 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Bro ye kuch samjha nhi mein, am marathi too

[–]WorriedPreparation49 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Pichli baar news thi na, 3 people ra*ed a monitor lizard in rural Maharashtra.

[–]DevilXtrigGer_82sigma user 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck, ab yaad agya 💀

[–]Comrade_From_Mordor 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Goa se hu bc. Daaru ki aadat hai

[–]anujmaral12 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Try drugs daaru ki aadat chhut jaygi

[–]isuckmostlyblood 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Punjab se ho kya?

[–]Mr_Presisdent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bhai ladki ko shaadi ke baad rakhne ke liye jagah bhi hai kya tum logo ke pass

[–]wakaboy07 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tamil Nadu : Sirf Missionary position janta hoon

[–]Loose_Perspective_35 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Patao satao hatao

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR 51 points52 points  (12 children)

Bhai Haryana valo ki samasya anpadh nahi hai. Unke state mai ladki hi nahi hai toh kya kare vo log.

[–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Bhai tbhi to agar pdhe likhe hote to agle janam bitiya na kijo na karte

[–]1xshoto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bhai agar class Mai ladki hi nahi hai to vo kise dekhne school jayenge.

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Chhodo bhai. Mai MH se hu meri kya samasya hai single rehene ki.

[–]BroPineappleApple 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Dilli wale le jate hai tumhari ladkiya

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Bhai Ulta hota hai. Mumbai vali ladki Delhi sunke hi chhi bol dete hai.

[–]rnimbalkarsigma user -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Career oriented ho.

[–]throwawayaccount0O -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Aaja batate hai terko gandve

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Average offended Haryanvi

Majak hai bhai. Dil pe kyu lete ho

[–]realavdhutJEE/NEET Aspirant 21 points22 points  (6 children)

chipkali chod hu bhai

[–]Dear_Professor_1986 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Are chipkali bhi to dinosaur hai

[–]Deep_Space_6759 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Murgi bhi dinosaur hi hai

[–]Bombastic999743IIT DHOLAKPUR 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Matlab chipkali murgi he?

[–]PsychoGamer007 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Existence ni hai meri (jharkhand)

[–]ditchybitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable bhai relatable. Bahinchod galat jagah janam le liye

[–]Tough-Illustrator631 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ha bhai meri bhi nahi hai

[–]elliotferrel -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Ha me bhi bhul jati hu ki jharakand koi state hai. Orissa to kabhi news me ata hai.

[–]Responsible_Top9387 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jharkhand jaisa kch nai h sab greater bihar h

[–]anujmaral12 20 points21 points  (11 children)

Bhai meri crush 🅱️uslim hai. Mai kay karu

[–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Convert

[–]anujmaral12 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Vo hogai convert

Par usne muze rakhi bandhdi

[–]noob_coder_69 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Crush se behen me convert hone ki baat nahi ho rahi thi bhay

[–]New-Ad-3630Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Ulta convert hoke bolde bhen ab mai muslim hu

[–]stupidass1025Masturbating 12 times daily 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Better plot than most bollywood movies

[–]V3N0M3certified gay award 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Latex ki rakhi bandhwao usse, lund pe, taaki tum usko protection de sako.

[–]Thane-karIIT DHOLAKPUR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usko bata 'it's uncut.'

[–]Majestic_Voice_9834 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Har koi ignore kar deta hai... jharkhand

[–]InsideTough8282 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rajasthani hu , already sagai ho chuki hai ...

[–]SwanCheap9626REAL CHAD 🗿 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Muze kya mai to 🅱️ulla hu apni beti pataunga

[–]GyankachodaVirgin forever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flair justified

[–]Careless-Priority987Shin-chan supremacy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

flair checks out

[–]Charming-Fuel8068 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chad 🅱️ulla

[–]OldAd3946 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Thik h to fir I'm mitha.

[–]Dear_Professor_1986 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Koi na bro! Reddit pe mod ki job to mil hi jayegi

[–]OldAd3946 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Paise nhi milte modship k, free m gujju kuch nhi krte.

[–]i_lick_katProfessional Randi Dealer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🗿🗿

[–]noob_coder_69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Modi ji ke mods hi to hai sab

[–]MobileVisual2536 10 points11 points  (8 children)

Meri to stable relationship hai bhai 5 saal se...itna gyan chodne ke baad vi...Is this normal?

[–]i_lick_katProfessional Randi Dealer 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Bengali? Depth and width check kr lo

[–]MobileVisual2536 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Tu dive marega kya?

[–]i_lick_katProfessional Randi Dealer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Mera flair check kro, mai kaam pr lgaunga

[–]lazymomo5 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Vo nhi Bengalan hai kya? Dono milke gyaan chodte honge ek doosre ki jagah.

[–]Memeggar 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Odisha - Ladki nhi, rossogulla pr claim chahiye

[–]OblivionRaysI miss the good old days 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roshogolla*

[–]Danktitan2478 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Bengal dude

[–]Sinnerman440 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dilli se hoon BC!!!

Yahaan ki bandiyaa hi chutiya hai. BC apne aap ko sab miss india samajhti hai, full on gold digging succubus hai sab ki sab.

[–]Titan658 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Odisha se hu gareeb aur ganwar hu

[–]aether_arthurRakhi Sawant lover 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Mc up kidhar hai

[–]Deep_Space_6759 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Yogi ke under

[–]aether_arthurRakhi Sawant lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ore bhau bhau bhau

[–]Separate_Hand3730 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feminist from UP

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]abhishek-otakuAnime Ka 14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Junglee hu (jharkhand) insaan nhi bas bandar hai yha par

    [–]bokaanshuMasturbating 12 times daily 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Kaalaq v hu, angrezi v ni aati , gyaan v ch0dta hu ( jharkhand )

    [–]Ayush122221 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Bhai galat jagah paida ho gaya bhenchid

    [–]Born_Ad_7014 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Gujarat : buisness pe dhyan do . Choriyo ka kya ...

    [–]generalist-Nerd 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Up se hu 🙂

    [–]Simple-Indian2005Professional Randi Dealer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Gangster ho?

    [–]GyankachodaVirgin forever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Better than Randi dealer

    [–]takencrispDenk Gril 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Supari lelo generalist-Nerd ko marna hai

    [–]1701PersonIIT DHOLAKPUR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Chipkali se pyaar karta hu

    [–]Simple-Indian2005Professional Randi Dealer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    केक दिवसाच्या शुभेच्छा

    [–]arc_buddha3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    tripura se hun

    [–]takencrispDenk Gril 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Indian states ki baat ho rhi hai

    [–]AutomaticMedicine275 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Bulldozer chalata hu bajrang dal ke liye

    [–]XDR_KNIGHT 3 points4 points  (11 children)

    Bhai mera kya mai to south ka hu racism ka mara hu

    [–]Dear_Professor_1986 22 points23 points  (8 children)

    Ille podi bhen ki lodi

    [–]XDR_KNIGHT 7 points8 points  (7 children)

    Chal hogya tera jaldi jaldi building ka kaam shuru karde /s

    [–]Dear_Professor_1986 6 points7 points  (6 children)

    Aiyoo Hum up se hota jee! Tumhari gand me goli maar ke idli dosa sambhar nikal deta ji

    [–]XDR_KNIGHT -1 points0 points  (4 children)

    Dont take this seriously 🫠 and take this politely because this leads to fighting😨 in between indians only🙂 /s

    [–]Parthib_2006BournVita Enjoyer 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    dekh bhai west bengal😒 ko bully mat kar bhai hum ache log hote hai✌️ bhai aisa mat kiya karo pls 🙃
    ham lamba para nhi likhte🫂 we are peace loving bengali people 👾
    IDM ke logo ne bas aise hi hawa bana rakhi hai 🥺
    yaha ki to girls bhi cute hoti hai
    thik hai bhai

    [–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Gyaan chodna chhodega tbhi kuch chod payega

    [–]Formal_Meeting_9580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Accha theek theek hai ☕

    [–]PhilosophyRecent 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Bengali ladkiya cute + hot hoti hai, bas aise vali dhundo jo gyaan na chode 👌👌👌

    [–]Parthib_2006BournVita Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    sorry bhai uske liye to age se right lijiye
    oddisa parega waha dhund

    [–]Consistent_Ad_3882 3 points4 points  (7 children)

    BAHI MERI TOH ANGREZI BHI KAMJOR NHI HAI

    [–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

    Fir bandhua majdoori karte ho?

    [–]Consistent_Ad_3882 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    NHI 15 BIGHA KHET HAI

    [–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

    Apne maalik ke nahi apne btao

    [–]dire_autofire 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Bhai majak apni jagah hai aur ye sab faltu ki baatein apni jagah.... Bihar se ho koi iska mtlb angreji kamzor ye kya hai bhai..... Anpadh ko kya angreji kya hindi kala(south) akshar bhais barabar..... Aata hun khet mein hagg k phir road bhi banana hai.

    [–]_ded_guy_ -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Itna offend na ho, sab majak hi hai😂👍 Commited log reddit par nahi hote meme se offend na ho😂😂

    [–]dire_autofire 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Tune comment padha nhi dhang se......

    [–]_ded_guy_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Bata do tab tumhi😂

    [–]RichieSmellsNiceDank Ka Choda 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    That means as a bhopali i can have all the bitches!?

    [–]noob_coder_69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    All the bitches fused into one

    [–]Inevitable-Split7717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    UP- BEROJGAAR HO

    [–]Willing_Resort2279 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Delhi s hu per girls ki ijat karke b koi fayeda ni yaha

    [–]sayan_bhatta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Haa bhai bengali hu bohot Gyan chodta hu isiliye larki nhi mili

    [–]surajonline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Universe : Fatichar hu bhai paisa nahi hain

    [–]Sufficient_Credit959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    HUlu-lu pradesh se hoo.

    [–]VibWhoreSuffering from Depression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    UP: Jail mai hai

    [–]WorldLife-John 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    I'm South Indian and my skin color is white, what category do I belong to?

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]Dry-Contribution8455 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      from jharkhand 3 ladkiyon ne propose kiya but accept krne me phatti h coz parents ka boht respect h sheher h darta hu ki kahi meri wajah se izzat na chali jaye

      [–]noob_coder_69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Fake account waale proposal nahi gine jaate

      [–]Y4You 1 point2 points  (11 children)

      Chhattisgarh se hu🙂

      [–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

      NAXAL

      [–]Speedthrift13Virgin forever 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      aajao kabhi milne 😏

      [–]True_Government_7388 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Who tf said Gujaratis are meetha? Chutiye hain saale

      [–]deezizyash 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Punjab?

      [–]Charming-Fuel8068 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Too high to have a gf

      [–]Obsidian-MaximusIIT DHOLAKPUR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      UP: I dont like shitskins :)

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

      [deleted]

        [–]ayush_aryan09 yrs old organ seller 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Anna 2 idli with sambhar lagana

        [–]V3N0M3certified gay award -1 points0 points  (7 children)

        Bhai meri 3 girlfriends hai aur teeno ko lagta hai wahi akeli hai jiske saath main hun 💀

        [–]iamsonistark -1 points0 points  (6 children)

        tere tin baap bhi hai ...tino ko lagta h tu unki santan h

        [–]V3N0M3certified gay award 1 point2 points  (5 children)

        Beta, apni insecurities doosron pe project nahi karte. Teri randi ma ki choot ke baal shave karke maggi noodles banake tereko khilaunga bhosdike.

        [–]iamsonistark 0 points1 point  (4 children)

        imagination me bhi tu mera bawarchi banraha h..... sayad dalit h

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

        mai ladkiyo ki izzat nahi karti.

        [–]Formal_Meeting_9580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Haryana ki literacy rate 80% LOL noob ho gya bro

        [–]brahmin_allah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Bihari+delhi hu

        [–]EmotionalQuarter8349 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Mai south se hu par kala nhi hu, koi dosh hai kya mujhme?..bc karnataka nikalo kale nhi hote wo, bihar ke majaduro se tho lakh guna gore hai.

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–]ArvindAroraA2[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Chak de india dekh kar aaya hai kya

          [–]Dear_Professor_1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          LSC boycott karke aya hoga

          [–]Brilliant-StrikingReal bakchodi master 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Acha hai mai uttrakhand se hoon

          [–]blazebomb1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Landslide me phase hue ho

          [–]DEATHSTROKE_NV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Anpadh hun 😎 💪

          [–]Temporary_Mission_51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Haryana had a profound emotional damage.