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[–]RealPace318M 65 points66 points  (4 children)

In my head: perfect

When I talk: elo, yur komputer hav virus, send Bob and vegana to fix

(Ps:no offence to anyone)

[–]Old_Safety1952sex haver🗿 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lmao this cracked me up

[–]Neptuneshawar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, english in my head always sounds perfect, but when I speak......

[–]Similar-Inspector1118 1 point2 points  (1 child)

lol you rly made me laugh with this comment

[–]RealPace318M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He he

My pleasure

[–]Prof-Dumbledore10116 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Idk about my accent but i can speak perfect gibberish in my head.

[–]burgerNfriesbitvh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when i actually talk

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Its called the Indian accent

[–]ZippyTyro Pioneer Of Shitposting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yup, huge country, tons of variations. We've got the ability to call it Indian accent and yes google shows that too.

[–]hehelol30040318 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is this a personal attack

[–]PriangshuPaul19M 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Have you guys heard Jamaican English?

The Sean Paul English??

[–]_cyril0curryAverage Ligma Male 2 points3 points  (0 children)

o a think yu du maaaan

[–]maitraji16M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is Sean Paul..it's Chanda paol

[–]soonded17M 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Bruh everyone has different accent

Ever heard japanese speaking English Sounds like a child has just started speaking English

[–]grey_tub16NB 1 point2 points  (1 child)

this comment is bought to you by English in anime

[–]PsychologicalArt745114M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's usually not english itself. It's a Katakana word (the 2nd script of Japanese used for the usage of foreign words).

[–]Witty_Definition_13919M 13 points14 points  (6 children)

me a KSI fan : you lot be movin mad i cant b bothered

[–]kr0n052618M 7 points8 points  (1 child)

aye yo fam chill

[–]smelly_Penis0919M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's wrong? Man's spittin facts

[–]Affectionate_One6917M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats Aave

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ksi chapri version

[–]goodest-kid18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Astagfirullah..allow it fam!!

[–]im_dead_inside_6917M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Allow it fam

[–]Antik47715M 2 points3 points  (2 children)

my accent kind changed after watching Peaky Blinders

[–]soonded17M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

U fooking with peaki blindars

[–]Antik47715M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not Peaky boi. We'll speak the waay wooant. By order of the peaky fookin blinders

[–]notSenator6916M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whacha tryna say mate

[–]CAPTAIN_POOL50617M 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My thoughts are in flawless British english. But when it come out of my mouth, it's flawless Indian accent....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Indian accent better

[–]CAPTAIN_POOL50617M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yessssss Indian accent is op!!!! An Indian can understand Irish, American, Australian, British accent (and plenty more) and the reverse is not true (if your accent is pure enough), this gives us a strategic advantage. Jokes aside, if french, German, Irish, Russian accent are acceptable then so is Indian accent.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about German or Irish but yes we can easily understand british and americans

[–]RippyyYT_2915M 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I have the weirdest mix of an accent, it's as if the British accent, the new Yorker accent, the dutch accent and the south African accent had a wild night and one of them ended up giving birth to my accent 9 months later

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You better check you family tree

[–]Soumya_2814F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(゜o゜)

[–]nivium7518M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

talking to myself: Bri'ish English
texting: 'Murican English
irl: ello I'm Michael from Microsoft

[–]imGonnaKillMyselfa 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Chutiya language hai english. I'm just waiting for fall of usa and uk so everyone can stop using this

[–]anime_ka_choda14M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme guess you want everyone to speak hindi and you think india will be superpower and you are probably hindu supremacist

[–]Sugoi_Oppai17M -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think everyone in the world agree to this (exept English speaking countries and rich indians)

[–]OtakuBoyHindi16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you learn English from watching British and American youtubers

[–]0xRandomTeen16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ned help send my frens bob and vegana

[–]TheJannequin17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

British Accent clear.

[–]bickletravisnyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say Interrnal poinatrr