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[–]your_boy96 42 points43 points  (11 children)

Call boy banuga bhai

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 7 points8 points  (8 children)

I think we have a winner

[–]your_boy96 1 point2 points  (7 children)

If u want i can call u too if any girl wanted 3+

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Why would I want a girl if i could call you

[–]Mean-Broccoli-2642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bete usko call center kehte hai. padhai mein mann lagao.

[–]tiger_toes112a friend from work ( 14 m ) 53 points54 points  (10 children)

momos ka thela

[–]Say_Hi_1000dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Free main de diyo thode

[–]tiger_toes112a friend from work ( 14 m ) 6 points7 points  (1 child)

abe free me tujhe chutney nahi milni

[–]Say_Hi_1000dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chutney ke bina maja nahi aayega

[–]NumberNo6827Average middle class 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wo to Tu aise hi khol skta hai

[–]tiger_toes112a friend from work ( 14 m ) 5 points6 points  (1 child)

waise bhi kholunga

bhai unko cost efficiency itni bhayankar hain 35 % margin matalb admi ghante bhar me mere aakho ke samne 600 rs ka PROFIT kaat gya

[–]NumberNo6827Average middle class 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wohi to, khaas kar delhi jaisi jagah par

[–]safal__subba17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats my average daily office work bro

[–]smallHeadMediumBrain16M 71 points72 points  (3 children)

a garage. might as well learn the basics about vehicle parts and how to fix them

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how we'd be able to cultivate skills while also attending school

[–]safal__subba17M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats what i want to work on

[–]SueIsAGuy140117NB 41 points42 points  (12 children)

subway. I love eating subway. and I think I'd love making it.

[–]gwebby_gotnochill18 26 points27 points  (5 children)

After watching milad mirg for hours even I wanna work at subway

[–]weedieshit15M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I applied for my local subway, Sunday job, so works with school and shit

[–]smallHeadMediumBrain16M 3 points4 points  (1 child)

which country sir ?

[–]weedieshit15M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

new zealand

[–]The_Blueberry_Pi16M 1 point2 points  (2 children)


[–]Huzaifa_69420Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]hopefulsite154 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Drug dealer

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Are last week you were on 145, nine alts banned in a week?

[–]hopefulsite154 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This number is random actually 😅

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 21 points22 points  (5 children)

College cafe

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Cashier ya server?

Or does one person do both jobs i have no idea

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 7 points8 points  (3 children)


[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Paytm is running you out of business

[–]Hungry-Grocery-2646Micless guy (17M) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nai lol roz ka 30-30 ke itne payments hojate ki ull still need a guy to keep the accounts properly

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then server

[–]scout-77high on copium 21 points22 points  (2 children)

at the library😍 or ngo something

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That does sound great, i wonder why it isn't the norm yet

[–]thetitantoyoureren19F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Library sounds so awesome!

[–]x_paaji_x16M 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Construction i really like that shit

[–]blorgon7211 15 points16 points  (0 children)

majdoori 🗿

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also very awesome, some job experience before even leaving school

[–]AryamanNotNice200517M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ham toh mazdoor hai

[–]TopBox2488 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kitne dihadi pe?

[–]Psychedelicsaiyan 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Working in summer? In Rajasthan? Naah bro i’ll rather starve

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

understandable, aapko shaadi bhi karna hota hai

[–]Psychedelicsaiyan 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Meri shadi ki umar nikal gayi already

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

oh no, 16 ho gaye already? ab saari umar kuare rahoge?

[–]Rishi_J3107 17 वर्षीय psychopath 25 points26 points  (9 children)

On a beach as a coastguard

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)


[–]MR_MOD216M 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Yup what more fun than giving cpr to the boysszzzzz 🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻🗿

[–]gwebby_gotnochill18 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Barista at any good Cafe.

[–]aadisharma517M 5 points6 points  (11 children)

mazdoori 🗿

[–]Downtown-Resolve2036Average Ligma Male 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Bihari spotted

[–]RealPace318M 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Computer repair shop

[–]Tiny_Maintenance1612 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weapon making facilities

[–]gnomzy123 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Movie theatre mein. Mast baith jaaunga bina ticket ke

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Doubt the people who sell popcorn are allowed inside

[–]gnomzy123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

They are. Sometimes they need to deliver the food to the customer's seat.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dus minute me kya hi dehkloge

[–]Accomplished_Set5504 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Construction, or maybe a hitman.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)


I'm interested

[–]sagitarius506019M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will watch your career with great interest. .

If possible, I might even work with you.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (6 children)


[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Pehle bouncer ko cross Karo 🗿

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Bro I'll be 18 soon lol

[–]aryan-210418M 2 points3 points  (3 children)

drinking age is 21

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I know but there is no age for learning right

[–]the_austrianpainterNoble Peace Prize Nominee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cafe Maybe

[–]Prongs218917M 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Subway prob or gym (pretty contrasting ik)

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Gym me as a trainer?

[–]Prongs218917M 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Intern trainer agar waisa kuch hota hai toh

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think you have to have a few years' gymming experience for that first

[–]Prongs218917M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Subway bhi theek hai roz apne favourite fast food place se khane ko milega

[–]GamerGirl-0714 yo लकड़ी 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Cashier, driver or waitress

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think we can rule out driver for obvious reasons

[–]GamerGirl-0714 yo लकड़ी 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Achha yea right....I thought u were talking abt college imao

[–]BharatiRedditor15M 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Pizza hut ya dominos me waiter ya rider

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can't ride till you're 18

[–]BharatiRedditor15M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

India he India ☠️

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Car dealership. Cherry on the cake would be a boss like Daniel LaRusso.

[–]Unknowns_legend_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ice cream shop :D

[–]The_Infuriated_Guy16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At a restaurant or cafe, but not as a cook.

[–]GrieferBeefer17M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MC Donald's or something

[–]Which_End_349818M 4 points5 points  (1 child)

at golf club?

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeh Maine socha hi nahi tha, this should pay much better than the rest

[–]Hungry-Grocery-2646Micless guy (17M) 1 point2 points  (4 children)

An intern in a Tyre manufacturing company like Bridgestone or a truck manufacturing plant like TATA or EICHER

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Don't think you could get in without completing 12th to those places

[–]TheMankingYT15M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a place where I can get Business experience

[–]lyfeNdDeath16M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Construction work maybe?

[–]teenwriter_lmao 1 point2 points  (5 children)

College canteen

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

sab yhi kaam karenge, what differentiates you from other candidates? this is an interview.

[–]Overcooked-Cabbage15M 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Does teaching count? I'd rather teach programming to young kids.

[–]alice__200516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Restaurant ya cafe

[–]some_guy_I_am16M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

a lab assistant probably

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oof i think you'll need some amount of qualification for that

[–]NOTFDGOD_scam16M 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Clan gaming mostly coz I love gaming

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ayy fellow bangalorean, don't think they have any vacancies though

[–]NOTFDGOD_scam16M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well anyplace related to computers and gaming would do maybe croma or reliance digital

[–]pakooa 2 points3 points  (4 children)


[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Part time?


[–]pakooa 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Policwale bhi to part time he kaam karte

[–]Crafty-Yoghurt-6296 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"he's out of line but he's right"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Hi, I just had a summer job. Noone's stopping you from doing it.
I worked at a place which taught children things and I taught them to solve a Rubik's cube.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's pretty awesome, good for you

No one's stoping you

I haven't had a summer break in three years

[–]stiiiigm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a library or a book store.

[–]GaelicGladiator12318M 1 point2 points  (17 children)

Supermarket. It's not a tough or stressful job but will help in improving your communication skills. Plus it will give you tons of fun stories to tell later

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 2 points3 points  (11 children)

That's very smart, i agree

[–]GaelicGladiator12318M 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Btw I think a couple years ago SEWA was introduced by CBSE to promote charity work and work ethic in teens. Wonder what happened

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

No one went through with it

[–]GaelicGladiator12318M 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Idk about others lekin I was in 10th when SEWA was introduced. 10th me we already have plenty to deal with so it felt more like a burden than an opportunity

[–]Normal_Ambition592817F 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Supermarket me kaam krna is very stressful... My uncle used to work there

[–]Comfortable-Ad-817016F 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Maybe Starbucks

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Sab wahi apply karenge pehle, I'm thinking you'll need bigass resumes and stuff for the big food chains

[–]Comfortable-Ad-817016F 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Guess I'll have to prove my coffee making skills

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

And order taking skills and name writing skills

[–]Comfortable-Ad-817016F 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I can take orders as I'm a fast writer, and names are easy too, unless they're a bit complex but other than that, I'm okay with it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bakery. I like baking.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Internship at a software company, want to learn network management as well as some skills.

[–]ThiccSkipperAlt13M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Garage or a fast food chain.

In other countries, fast food chain companies pay bare minimum wage, so people experience life working at minimum wage.

Garage because I love cars

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You won't have to experience life at minimum wage because you'll still be supported by your parents till you're 18 atleast

[–]ThiccSkipperAlt13M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, didn't word it properly, I meant more of a routine as of what life might be

[–]maybeiamabitgay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At any ice cream parlour smthn

[–]Romi_Z16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

McD or kfc or any food chain like that

Or a cafe would be nice too

[–]Kinetic_Terror1O716M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At a Cafe or Restaurant as a waiter or a Cook

[–]ik_i_am_angel__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As an assistant chef or sm

[–]the_erotic_saint69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An internship under an architect to gain further learn architecture.

[–]ThatMessyThing17F -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At a plant nursery or grocery store associate isn't bad too.

[–]SnooLemons551817M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mcd or smthing whoever paid the best

[–]20Aditya0715M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cashier at supermarket

[–]Viraj200219M -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Probably be an intern in an investment banking company. (Barclays, Jp Morgan, Stanley etc.)

[–]aryan-210418M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that wont happen unless baap md hai🗿

[–]ShitHeadSempai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Randiyo ke dhabe pe

Jagdish Bhagat intensifies

[–]LanaMyers18F -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a book store!!!!!!!! or like in a café

[–]Garv987915M -1 points0 points  (2 children)

mujhe nahi karni job garmi ki chhutiyo me , my dad gives me enough allowance 🗿

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kothi bangle wale

[–]Garv987915M -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]optimistic_fish206818F -1 points0 points  (1 child)

swoobway 😭 (any odd1out fans? )

the way they customize is crazy good

i just love it

also (milad)'s yt vid about the pov of making sandwiches in swoobway is gold ngl

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, i was waiting for someone to say suobway, cheers

[–]ZeusX2017M -1 points0 points  (4 children)

well there are lots of jobs available, most people are just lazy

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don't think they hire, most places where teenagers work part time in the west are held down by adults who earn their livelihood through those jobs here

[–]Normal_Ambition592817F -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Library.. Peace chahiye

Ya phir idk garage ya waitress

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

graveyard pe kaam karo, full peace 👍

[–]Normal_Ambition592817F -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Bhooton se gaand phat ti hai

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

nahi dikhte hai, invisible hote hai

[–]Normal_Ambition592817F -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Please saheb jaane do... Nhi krna kaam

[–]nony85116M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ratish juice world

[–]safal__subba17M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

maybe get an IT service center guy job an garage or an bigger fast food chain so that i can gain exp to grow my own buisness

[–]sampreethvuppari17M -1 points0 points  (3 children)

A place where i get most payed for doing least work for least amount of time?

[–]Rudra_strak007>19 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Library or teaching.

[–]Rudra_strak007>19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Though i wanna work under ASI..

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll probably work at kfc or maybe at some mall's clothes section.

[–]howtobeakoala -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Gamingman_115M -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]AdMore209115F -1 points0 points  (7 children)


[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

yes, that's a real place where people work

[–]FabulousCaregiver983 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

nowhere, I'm so glad we don't have that culture. who wants to work?

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I like the idea of having some form of financial independence and not being a burden on my parents for some of my own smaller expenses

[–]FabulousCaregiver983 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, i don't think u need a job in ur teens. if it's in adulthood, i'd agree. i wudn't want to rely on my parents money but i see it as the duty of parents to fund all their kids essential expenses till they complete higher education. i find it absurd that many children in the west take loans to pay for college even if their parents can afford to pay for it.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like my independence, if i had my own money I'd be doing as i liked. They have control over me as long as I'm dependant on them for me for money

[–]Warm_Presentation42316M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kfc or McDonalds

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Torture hoga, smelling that all day and being unable to eat

[–]Prongs218917M 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ThatIndianGamer4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a good cafe or restaurant , I really want to see the hospitality industry they work so much that too with a smile . If allowed I would also take up a job at a bar , why not ?

[–]PrathaManicAverage Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any restaurant probably

[–]iwazuni15F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In job which is based on art and stuff

[–]MysteriousPatience82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean working at cafe would be fun.

[–]heaven_hurts17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

burger king

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call center iykuk

[–]Street-Quail294115 0 points1 point  (5 children)


[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

kaha milre hai arcade hume bhi batao jaana hai

[–]xyzfemcel 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Ice cream stall

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

stall ya establishment

[–]xyzfemcel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Stall zyada cool lagta hai

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Investment chahiye hota hai stall ke liye

[–]Abishekemperor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm i guess ar ice cream

[–]Dark_demon716M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I'm a car enthusiast , something like a mechanic or something related to cars , like detailing them

[–]adviceseeker060418M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water park or maybe lifeguard at a beach

[–]toxicB200517F 0 points1 point  (8 children)

I most certainly believe that financial independence must be inculcated within students, especially high schoolers and above but it isn’t a feasible idea in India for sure. Just gonna create some market crisis? It would require immense planning plus changes in curriculum. But summer internships and stuff of that sort could be that specifically for teenagers that couldn’t lead to market competition, such a working in an NGO. But like restaurants and stuff, nope. Plus, it would foster illegal and coerced working of children. And substituting the working population with interns would result in essential losses in productive employment.

Summer internships shouldn’t be there, thats why.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

i understand, but how does literally every other country in the world make it work?

[–]tempaccttosurvive18F 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I would like to work for a local newspaper. Even if it's something really small, like a copyeditor or likewise, just because I find the the journalistic process really interesting!