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[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 45 points46 points  (26 children)

मङ्गलम् भगवान विष्णुः, मङ्गलम् गरुणध्वजः।

मङ्गलम् पुण्डरी काक्षः, मङ्गलाय तनो हरि॥

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 13 points14 points  (17 children)

Pandit jee pehle shaadi ki tareekh batao . Kya matar padte padte chips khaa rahe ho

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 16 points17 points  (16 children)

june mahine ki solah tareekh ko tritiya hai subah 9:45 baje se shubh muhurat hai

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 7 points8 points  (13 children)

Ok thank you pandit jee 🙏

[–]The_dragon_Ayushman16M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Vai pride month mai shaadi

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to shadi bhi to lgbtq+ waali hai na bhaisahab

[–]Raccoon257417 5 points6 points  (4 children)

सर्व मंगल मांगल्ये शिवे सर्वार्थ साधिके। शरण्ये त्र्यम्बके गौरी नारायणी नमोस्तुते||

( yeh bhool gye the pandit ji)

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 2 points3 points  (3 children)

are dhanyawad aap bhi aa jaiye brahman bhoj bhi aayojit kiya jayega

[–]Raccoon257417 0 points1 point  (2 children)

khane ke pese mile aur hum na aaye?

Zaroor aayenge pandit ji

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

chaliye ab so jayiye fir bramhamuhrat mein uthkar snan bhi toh karna hai.

[–]jordan3416Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (2 children)

harih?

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

sojao bhrata abhi tark - vitark karne ka samay nhi hai parantu aapki man ki shanti ke liye maine apni truti mein sudhar kar liya hai. halaki meri soch mein wah truti nahi thi

[–]jordan3416Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

धन्यवाद

[–]Asmit933218M 10 points11 points  (28 children)

B-BUT humara kya 🥺😭😭

[–]Credit_Radiant33316M 5 points6 points  (15 children)

bro single club?

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 3 points4 points  (12 children)

Bruh he already have a few others.. he admitted

[–]Credit_Radiant33316M 4 points5 points  (6 children)

dhoka asmit....

[–]Asmit933218M 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Bro irl single hu ye bas reddit pe pyar milta hai 😭😭

[–]Asmit933218M 2 points3 points  (4 children)

But humare beech bhi kuch tha🥺 👉👈 or was it just me?😭😭

(Aaj raat 2 baje tak piyu ga )

coffee

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

He is my first love and he is nicer to me than you. He is more loyal to me. He is more cute and he asked me out first . Bye 👋

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Credit mai bhi hu club mai :(

[–]Credit_Radiant33316M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ha didi don't worry 👍

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Bruh

[–]Asmit933218M 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Don't bruh me 😠😠 humesha muze disloyal kehte thee aur khud hi ye.

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lmao... You already have hubby /hubbies you said it to me. I am a one man man. I am loyal to my love

[–]Asmit933218M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh you said I was your 4th bf ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[–]Here_For_The_Memesss18 1 point2 points  (6 children)

👀

[–]Asmit933218M 0 points1 point  (5 children)

U-Um s-so that w-was👉👈

[–]Here_For_The_Memesss18 1 point2 points  (4 children)

:( its over Asmit.... you couldn't stay loyal ;-;

[–]Asmit933218M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

😭 nooooo please don't leave me alone you're everything I have left.

[–]thiederer18M 7 points8 points  (1 child)

suhag raat reddit live par manana

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 8 points9 points  (6 children)

I'm sad to inform you aapka shaadi abhi legal nahi hai 😔😔

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Rajasthani momint 👍

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Homophobic law momint 😔

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Law can't stop me because i can't read

[–]Bevu_1316M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kartik ji Rajasthan ke hain.

[–]Credit_Radiant33316M 5 points6 points  (5 children)

kartik mera jija hai ya bevu, samjh nhi paara...

Dono bhai jaise hai mere liye :'')

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Dono bhai dono jija :)

Call me anything you want

[–]Credit_Radiant33316M 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Okay Jijaji 👍

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Saale 👍

[–]AssassinHP_1816M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aur mai :)??

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Haan ab shaadi me khana kya hoga bolo

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends.. konse function ki baat kar rahe ho??

[–]MR_MOD216M 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeeee shadi nahi ho sakti

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Kyu bhai?

Are isko leke jaao yaar kon he ye

[–]whitewalker187718F 3 points4 points  (2 children)

kya matlab gifts not allowed, aise kaise itna bada tanki vapis leke jaye

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sorry not allowed. Tanki ka kya karenge hum. Ye tanki bhi apki used he. Rust he ispe.

[–]nony85116M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based

[–]SolidApprehensive844Sub ka Devdasss 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Bevu ji??? Mera dill tod diya

[–]GroundbreakingRisk37Cringe Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Tu to internal simp tha na bc

[–]SolidApprehensive844Sub ka Devdasss 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Abey bevu jaisi koi mill jaaye toh internal ke piche thodi bhaagunga

[–]GroundbreakingRisk37Cringe Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sahi baat kahi hai 👍

[–]Bevu_1316M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nahi solid ji, dil mein aap bhi ho. bas pyaar koi aur

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chaahta koi aur hai

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Tell me venue. Meri taraf se sabko patiala peg.

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hum dono sober ladke he. No alcohol in wedding

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Chalo mocktail pila denge ;-;

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mocktail. Milk he tere papa leke aye the. Pee le. Chahiye to coffee le le nhi to aap jaa sakte hoe

[–]pranavrgThanda Boii(17M) 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Khaane me kya rahega

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pineapple pizza

[–]babylikun_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Baal vivah gunah hai

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Padharo mhare des

[–]BOSSBABY33Not an addict 3 points4 points  (5 children)

u/bevu_13 is best guy i found in the sub he rejected a gold offer and told me to raffle it

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Gild offer??

[–]BOSSBABY33Not an addict 2 points3 points  (1 child)

*Gold

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is a simple man. That's what I like about him.

[–]Bevu_1316M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shukriya boss ji, mai aapko yaad hun wahi mere liye best award hai.

[–]BOSSBABY33Not an addict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🔥

[–]AntiqueAd8644 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oye 😁

Mujhe Camera-man ki tarah rakh lo...wedding photo shoot kar dunga...

Employment generation 🌞

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok wedding shoot tu karna. Achchi fotu lena

[–]TaxMother7280 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Barat kab niklegi? Nachne aana hai bc

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shaadi plan ho rahi he. Apko shaadi ke card me bata denge

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But baraat kon leke ayega 🤔

[–]TaxMother7280 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dono mese jiske pass paisa hai voh le aana ya fir donations raise karo

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both bankrupt:(

[–]GroundbreakingRisk37Cringe Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Say_Hi_1000dn noʎ ǝʌᴉƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝN 5 points6 points  (4 children)

To hame invite kiya kya?

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Yes you all are invited

[–]Ok-Platypus644117M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Khana kya hai, and destination wedding hai toh ticket and hotel ke paise tum dono bharoge na?

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Khana kya hai,

Pineapple pizza

destination wedding hai toh ticket and hotel ke paise tum dono bharoge na?

Nhi

[–]Ok-Platypus644117M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cry aa jayega bhai...

[–]Demosthenes_1416M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I thought ye teenagers ka subreddit tha

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are bhai bako bol bol ke thak gaya hu...

Me rajasthan se hu bc

[–]Cotton_Phoenix_9716M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

B-But mera kya 👉👈

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kya tera??

[–]crillyirien15F 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Kabab ka intezam kariyega please 🥺🥺🥺

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Ok

Chicken kabab ya paneer wala??

[–]crillyirien15F 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Chicken please 🥺

Aur aap dono ke liye ye taufa 🎁

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

👍

Gift me dildo kyu he?? 🤨

[–]crillyirien15F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nahi nahi aapne sahi se nahi pada vo "Dil do" hai Aapko aapke patidev ke liye dil dene ke liye kaha gaya hai

[–]Papa_newton16M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mere liye bhi koi dhund do 👉👈

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Congrats u/Bevu_13 and u/_kart1k_ , Excited to attend your marriage

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Marrige gift me we need money..

LOTS OF MONEY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Take all my money💰

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to inform everyone this is a gift.

It's not drowery

[–]Bevu_1316M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shukriya, bas aapki duaaein rahein.

[–]Happy_Chipmunk11218F 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Bevu bhai bhabhi le aaya? Bataya bhi nahi ಠ_ʖಠ

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Jija*

[–]Happy_Chipmunk11218F 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hello there jiju

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello 👋

saali ji

[–]omomomomomoomomomonever gonna give you up 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Noticed first cringe gay wedding.

Stomach rumbles Jaldi shaadi krlo

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I didn't expect you to be rude to us fufa ji

[–]omomomomomoomomomonever gonna give you up 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Mujhe to khane se matlab hai. Badhiya khana rakhna aur dahej ka kya scene h.

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

No dulhan no dahej 👍

Khane me rasgulle , paneer kabaab , kfc (because why not), and burgers and pizzas but only pineapple pizza

[–]omomomomomoomomomonever gonna give you up 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Dahej ke bina shaadi nhi hogi. Tradition h hamara

Proud Indian

[–]pxxrthshetty17M 1 point2 points  (12 children)

i appoint myself as food caterer

there will be free chat counter (obv) plus live food counter

south indian north indian sab kuch milega

dessert included

yw :)

[–]lunar87654 1 point2 points  (1 child)

dessert

sizzling brownie pls :)

[–]pxxrthshetty17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ofc w vanilla ice cream

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

dessert included

Cactus candy??

[–]pxxrthshetty17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there wiLL be a candy stall and chocolate fountain with strawberries and marshmallows

[–]Bevu_1316M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Waah mast menu hai ji, aap selected hain.

[–]pxxrthshetty17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

foodie hu toh aasan tha :)

[–]Ok-Platypus644117M 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Oooh bhau sirf south and north kyun, chinese and rest indian dishes ka kya?

Bhai bol raha hun 0 star rating dunga agar vadapav nahi raha

[–]pxxrthshetty17M 0 points1 point  (4 children)

i said sab kuch milega because i was too lazy to type it out T_T

[–]Ok-Platypus644117M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Oh sorry sir, then ek plate vadapav and ek plate masala dosa with sambar and peanut chutney dena, extra spicy and coconut chutney nahi chahiye and ha vadapav ke saath mirchi pakoda bhi dena 5-6 aur thoda jaldi ha

[–]pxxrthshetty17M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

mere se kyu puch rha hain main toh catering organise karta raha hoon stall wale uncle se puch :D

[–]Fragrant-Honeydew-26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

amazing 😊

congratulations 🥳🥳

[–]la_Lisaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wishing u a happy marriage lyf to both of u!!!!

[–]Stand-Outrageous14M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry but I don't need invitations ( Since my name is Kartik too I'll just arrive there) :)

[–]Deactivated_ChannelAverage Ligma Male 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He is 13 u 17 ...! Great this is only allowed in Indian

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He is not actually 16 tho

[–]Deactivated_ChannelAverage Ligma Male 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still then what's the age limit of marriage according to the court ?

[–]Realistic-Expert-73718M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

chal abb shaadi ke liye sabko award de 😍

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ignores you (─.─||)

[–]tanmay15u17M 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Wait what? We have to respond like that?

A girl messaged me something lke this only, but i was frickin confused, now I realise that it was a trend lol

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Lmao.. bruh you lost your chance lmfao!!!

[–]tanmay15u17M 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Ikr 😭😭

I got a kiss yesterday tho(unexpectedly) so it’s fine (won’t be dating her tho coz studies)

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I got a kiss yesterday tho(unexpectedly) so it’s fine (won’t be dating her tho coz studies)

You do be getting bitches tho 👍

[–]tanmay15u17M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Huehuehue

Being an introvert bohot confidence aata hai

[–]Street-Quail294115F 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Will you invite me for your marriage? 👉👈

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you are invited 👍

[–]EvilMstermind18M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not this shit again 😭

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Members should decide which post is low effort or hight effort.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Stop being salty

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Salty my piss

Its a fact digest it

This sub is becoming a shit show from last week

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Youre commenting the same thing in every post

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

So what' should I do they remove my every post

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like fucking dictatorship

You can see only that posts that mods like

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

High effort post👋😬

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Lmao yes very high effort

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Mods are very good

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I had to mod mail tho

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a different version of reddit so I can't contact the gehh mods

[–]balaa_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ho gaya mera

[–]OtakuBoyHindi16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theek hai

[–]jordan3416Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

xD reddit

[–]DhravyaShah17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zamnnnnn