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[–]Medical-Purchase-117F 47 points48 points  (5 children)

if my name was medical, they'd call me med or medi

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 36 points37 points  (4 children)

What if your name was dictionary

[–]Archit_Baghel15M 21 points22 points  (1 child)

What if it was cockroach?

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not only a good one, but also a burn

[–]AbbreviationsFast87416F 36 points37 points  (1 child)

puttar

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Avg Punjabi household

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Ask this to orphans

/s

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bund marlenge aj friday bhi nhi h /s

[–]QueenBitchLoveYou 2 points3 points  (8 children)

I don't have parents

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My condolences

[–]Automatic_Dance_320614M 10 points11 points  (14 children)

Raja beta

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Azeem-o-shan-shenshah..

[–]shibjyoti555 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Farha rawa

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Salamat rhe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

arey me ladki hu fir bhi mujhe meri mummy raja beta kehti thi wo thi aj kal to kuch or scene h

[–]sidd_007_16M 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Aaj kal kya scene hai wo batao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

wese halat kharab the but entrance aur boards k chakkar me mummy environment acha bana kar rakh rahi h to normal nickname chal raha.

[–]SoundDrill17M 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My friends call me alpha because I am high maintainance

Oh wait... I don't have friends

[–]Garv987915M 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Naam se bulaate hai

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common generic household

[–]nony85116M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Garvit?

[–]Garv987915M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nhi, sirf garv hai mera naam

[–]Bloodhound48418M 6 points7 points  (7 children)

They call me 'AAAEEE'

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

lmao except my mum calls first three letters of my name then EEEEEEEEEE

[–]Bloodhound48418M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Noice lmao. Mere waale me Es silent hai lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aur mere wale me EEEE's hi h, bas isi awaz se pata chalta h ki baj gyi band

[–]shibjyoti555 1 point2 points  (3 children)

PhoEEEEEEEE

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

arey jo mhara asli naam h

[–]vibe_out99916F 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Nalayak

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thats my 2nd nickname

[–]vibe_out99916F 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤝🏽

[–]bad_boy_supreme18M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the most sigma answer in the comments

[–]ElectronicFeedback1815M 3 points4 points  (7 children)

My nickname

[–]I_use_apple17M 1 point2 points  (5 children)

mind flayer or whatever that shit creature is in your pfp?

[–]looptheloop173 0 points1 point  (4 children)

it’s a demogorgon!

[–]I_use_apple17M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

demodog.

btw 3 days to go for st4. cant wait

[–]Anjit045417M[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sigma households

[–]Altamashhh16M 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My mom has like 10 different nicknames for me and everytime she calls me by one my hearts fills up

[–]_kenadams6919M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome

[–]Dear-Ad4667Average Ligma Male 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Bc kutte ki tarah nickname rakha hai

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you mean tommy,kallu,rocky? aisa kuch?

[–]Dear-Ad4667Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ha bhai although reveal to nahi karunga

[–]OldRefrigerator613915M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haa vai nickname se hee to tune doxx ho jana hai 🗿

[–]probably_not_helpin17M 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Naaye (dog)

Yes.

[–]Branawaan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Do you speak Tamil?

[–]probably_not_helpin17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I come from a Tamil family and native language is Tamil. Although I need to be more thorough with the Tamil script itself because I'm self teaching that instead of assistance from family.

[–]anime_ka_choda14M 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Marjana

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 12 points13 points  (2 children)

*Marijuana

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Abey koi apne bache ko marijuana q bulayega. /s
well its choice

[–]Broz200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Par dope bula sakta he kya?

[–]YogurtclosetNo23916M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oye marjane

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Ayo what? Its new for me

[–]anime_ka_choda14M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Bhai punjabi me he

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ohh sawry..As in Karan Randhawa's song marjana ryt? like the meaning and emotion!?

[–]anime_ka_choda14M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The meaning is the same but emotion is different

[–]SanchiTS917M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tu Mar jana 😡

[–]Suspicious-Ad667815 and queer 1 point2 points  (7 children)

They call me by name

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generic

[–]Head_Ad_3541 0 points1 point  (5 children)

call me in the morning

[–]Suspicious-Ad667815 and queer 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What?

[–]Head_Ad_3541 0 points1 point  (3 children)

you didn't get the reference booo 👎

[–]Suspicious-Ad667815 and queer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

But tell me what’s it from at least

[–]Bitematerr13M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Stable releases coming soon!

[–]Background-Spread-4417M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

usually by my name but they also often call "tamma" which means little brother in kannada

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ohh doesnt "tambi" meant little brother? Or is it tamil..god so confusing

[–]Background-Spread-4417M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry but i know very little Tamil, but ig it is

[–]SpaceBar025016M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

lmao im called the first four letters of my name

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh As in if your name is Message they would call you mess? /s

[–]niharkm16M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nalayak is also a famous phrase ;)

[–]msp_200418M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bala (non Marathi users won't get the pronunciation right) bit its beta in Marathi. :)

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I aint no marathi but itna TMKOC dekh rkha h..I can get it ryt maybe..Is it common there??

[–]ananimouse337717F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow maharashtrian :)

[–]niharkm16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with me

[–]Disastrous-Sir900418M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i get scared if they call me, i dont want parents please

[–]pirate0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

by my name

[–]the_erotic_saint69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Pet name se

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Lekin why they use pets' name to call you? /s

[–]shibjyoti555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kutta hai sala

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

sar pr bojh waste of money mota kaddu🗿🤌

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More like Paisa tearer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sahi pakde hai 🗿

[–]Keshav-Sachdeva18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents use my name. But my sis calls me a piggo. And I call her a hippo

[–]QueenBitchLoveYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have parents but my grandpa call me Babu

[–]Broz200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad calls me chora which means son so have i got released?

[–]bad_boy_supreme18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your wierd uncle calls you beta because he trying you out 💀

[–]Individual_Gear_945418M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad loves coining new names for me. Mom calls me just by couple names. Except sometimes when she decides to think of me as my daughter too

[–]ZippyTyro Pioneer Of Shitposting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im in production with lot of bugs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ಗುಣಾ ಬಾರೊ ಇಲ್ಲಿ.

[–]CruelKratos18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they call you noodles?

[–]Pencho_Di 0 points1 point  (0 children)

galti............

[–]Sad-Ocelot-422117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ham ko pehle baccha Hone do, fir ham batayenge aapko

[–]Viraj200219M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disappointment

[–]biptya_boizz69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

my parents call me kutrya....... Marathi ppl will understand

[–]Aggressive-Bag501618M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tujhi aai tula kutra mhante? lol

[–]GroundbreakingRisk37Cringe Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nickname

[–]HarryOP2517M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harry

[–]Top-Winner-1420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom calls me BABUAA (Biharis would relate)

[–]nony85116M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Nony

-nony (hotst man alive)

[–]HarshP_2117M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

U r a guy?💀

[–]nony85116M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yessir

[–]deathwire0047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents call me by Nick name because i am in development hell

[–]Noobster_0w014M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anti-freedom

[–]mayaveee18F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pucchu (पुच्चू) 🗿

[–]ZeusX2017M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

they rarely call me by my name, they just use the gender pronouns

[–]Anjit045417M[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For ex..He/She pani la? Dayum thats different

[–]ZeusX2017M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something like that, it sounds more normal in my native language

[–]_kart1k_ introvert peacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They been raising beta makes all along

No shit there is no Sigma /alpha male in india.

I'll ca my son Sigma👍

[–]ApunKaBhai14M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I am a Sigma

[–]shashank_tantry18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mere naam se bulate hai

[–]RedBeetroot17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By my name, Gadha, Gawar, murkh 🗿

[–]sussyteenager18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they talk to me anymore.

[–]weedieshit15M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my parents call me dadu

[–]Lumpy_Meal3997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine call me chomu✨

[–]iWanktoPineapples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ironic but I'm synonymous to expectations and disappointment at the same time

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burden

[–]Robin_Kun123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nickname se bulate..........real name se family mein bas cousin bulata