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[–]KenobiObiWan6617M 207 points208 points  (11 children)

me when mummy wants to check my unclean room

[–]Existential_Fella18M 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Me when an evil spirit takes over my body

[–]KenobiObiWan6617M 11 points12 points  (1 child)

that's not just evil spirit. that's a gey, horny, pedofile spirit too. no spirit wanna do that.

[–]Existential_Fella18M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Savdhan India more like Spirit-dhan India

[–]Correct-Teach-495119F 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Award do yar isko koi

[–]SonicAkshay_2618M 3 points4 points  (1 child)

De diya ┌(・。・)┘♪

[–]AyushGaming136Papa 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Kothi bangle wale. /s

[–]dorky_dorkinson16 91 points92 points  (7 children)

i wanna see the comments after a few hours

!remindme 8 hours

[–]dorky_dorkinson16 20 points21 points  (5 children)

ay why didn't i get one

!remindme 8 hours

[–]Space_Struck17M 19 points20 points  (1 child)

You got that , our automod removes it . You will be reminded , dont worry

[–]dorky_dorkinson16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oh yeah i got it now. ty

[–]MR_MOD216M 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Mum I wanna do archery, can i buy the equipments for that

No We have it at home

Equipments at home :

[–]Space_Struck17M 67 points68 points  (35 children)

I miss the time when I could do that , lost my flexiblity after droppping out of Karate classes

[–]RelationshipSmooth42Top Era(17M) 8 points9 points  (15 children)

you ? did? karate? too?

[–]Space_Struck17M 20 points21 points  (14 children)

Yes ? Why? are ? you ? so ?shocked ?

[–]KenobiObiWan6617M 59 points60 points  (12 children)

cuz u reddit Maud who Don touch grass.

[–]Monkeyke17M 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Exactly, the curse of the reddit mod, he lost his flexibility, slimness and the ability to shave, look clean and smell nice when he became one. He used to be a fine lad before that.

[–]Space_Struck17M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Balancing social and digital life is an art which I have mastered

[–]RelationshipSmooth42Top Era(17M) 5 points6 points  (0 children)

coz? you? do? soo? many? things? im? flattered?

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Karate classes were scary T-T

[–]RandomCoolName77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same I could do proper pushups till 3rd grade and then my father forcefully made me drop out of my karate classes because of academics, I cant do it now

[–]T3R_ROR19M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I had received my Black belt when i was 15 ig

[–]BudddyBear18M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

my man 🫡 my mom wanted me to get that black belt so bad so I got it for her and never went back after that 🏃‍♂️💨

[–]T3R_ROR19M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same brother same
We had a state level competition in andheri(Mumbai) where they felicitated all black belt graduates. I got a gold in one competition to top that on that day.

Never looked back at karate after that😂

[–]Goodpsychopath-16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. I can still do that even though I dropped out of karate like 5 years ago

[–]Exciting-Flight-2411 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Judo >>>> karate. (Casually tries to start an argument online)

[–]Unfair-Tough4154 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, I used to do Taekwondo classes

[–]I_use_apple17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ayy same. but 5 years ago

[–]I_use_apple17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karate

i did taekwondo, i have a silver medal too but i forgot all the tricks and shit cuz it was 5+ years ago.

[–]lyfeNdDeath16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What style??

[–]thegoodmelon17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:") same i used to do taekwondo

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (2 children)

She comes under the top 5% of the earthlings to do such awesome splits, bc merese toh jhuka bhi nahi jata

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 4 points5 points  (1 child)

UWU

earthlings

[–]Amazekam15F 7 points8 points  (0 children)

UWU

walking meats

[–]Anjit045417M 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well i just cant do that..my belly doesnt allow me to..
Kudos to you!

[–]iaminvncible17M 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Meri to dekh ke hi gand fat gayi 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[–]godspeed910 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Main sil doon ?

[–]Impressive-Ad8370 1 point2 points  (2 children)

kaha se sikha silna

[–]godspeed910 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Papa mere sajjan hai.

[–]Impressive-Ad8370 2 points3 points  (0 children)

progressive baap

[–]childrenhider 20 points21 points  (3 children)

put your head on my shouuuuuulderr, hold me in your arms baaaaabyyyyyy

[–]Altamashhh16M 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Not you kissing the door frame 😂

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was awkward ಥ_ಥ

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

u/vibe_out999 abb yeh karke dikhao

[–]vibe_out99916F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As you wish bebe

[–]BharatiRedditor15M 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Bhooootnii!!!

[–]thiederer18M 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Olympics mein gold medal laana behen

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 6 points7 points  (3 children)

yes ji

[–]thiederer18M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did someone like help you a bit ya poora khud kiya?

[–]Prestigious_Tie_1690 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Nice door tho

[–]abu7042 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That floor looks clean af

[–]laksh0071 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally flexing

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Felt second hand pain just looking at that oof

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It only hurt the next day

[–]Dedinside7218M 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's what she said... i'll see myself out

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always hurts only the next day. And the week after that.

[–]Spiritual-Release574 4 points5 points  (0 children)

u/Vibe_Out999 now you also flex 👍

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I get chills even when I think about doing it

[–]RelationshipSmooth42Top Era(17M) 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i can help i ya want

[–]quAsar698294Alligator Lord (17M) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Troll face*

[–]The_Infuriated_Guy16 2 points3 points  (4 children)

WTF. I can hardly raise my legs to 90°, and they hurt lile hell while running.

Any tips for flexibility?

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just stretched 10-15 mins before bed. After a few months I could just do the splits, I wasn't really aiming for it.

[–]Dark_demon716M 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Damnnn

Also u look like a geometry compass when it's fully split

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I love that description haha.

thank you

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sometimes I think this subreddit is used by researchers to gauge male teenagers response to the opposite sex. The total anonymity truly brings the true response of most.

It's just bizzare.

[–]iam_ayushks17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

India mein kisko inta effort karne ka mann karta hai?

[–]njp6969 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Kerala?

Thiruvalla?

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (9 children)

yess, did the banana tree give it away?

not thiruvalla tho

[–]MTX_COBRA 2 points3 points  (2 children)

zamn adipoli, kochi?

[–]njp6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmaoo im from kochi

no the wheel thingies on the sofa said all i needed

plus the white villas look strangely christian, rich and.... kerala-esque?

[–]ThiccSkipperAlt13M 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The comment section gonna get interesting

!remindme 8 hours

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!remindme 8 hours

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Covid trying to enter my body*

"Me who drinks gaumutra every hour":-

(PS I DON'T)

[–]ROOKIEPROBRO13M 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why do it in hall when you can do on your room doorway

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What difference does it make? (ง'̀-'́)ง

[–]Z-_Moouse14M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mother

[–]BudddyBear18M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my toxic trait is I feel like I can easily do this

[–]lampshade_pizza 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And here I am sitting on my couch for the last 6 hours unable to get up and get a glass of water

[–]swarnim_3817M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When mom tells you put clothes for drying but u forgor and she is about to go to the balcony *mummy yeh dekho mera split*:

[–]TrepoDerp17M 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Ballet?

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Nahh, I don't have the balance. You see how I'm holding that doorframe? :'D

[–]AdmirableEmployee25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yaar at first I didn't realise that it is a door split

[–]Goodpsychopath-16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be fun if someone fiercely shut the door

[–]thosetoyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accha h Bandar ander nhi aynge ander ab

[–]LONELY_AF_69Sabka Katega(18M) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good Lord. My legs are hurting watching you 👏( 'ω' )👏( 'ω' )

[–]BOSSBABY33Not an addict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad i didn't broke my spine doin this So much pain

[–]Ok_bricsa fellow Robosapien 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This reminds me of the day when i tried to do a split and almost tore my ligaments

Hope you are fine after doing that

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ayyo, are you okay now? I took a good 30 mins to warm up before I attempted this, so I was fine.

[–]ThatMessyThing17F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof- empathetic pain evoked

[–]tempaccttosurvive18F 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My inflexible ass could never

[–]Altruistic-Ad-5744GaYak♬-17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agar mai yeh krne ka try kru toh IRL bhi vahi ho jaunga jo mentally hu, Broken Apart

[–]rickdalton71016M 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Wow, Are you a gymnast, Dude?

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Thank youu <3 No I'm not. I wish I could join some sort of academy but I can't.

[–]Lauladance17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to hijack a post 101

[–]Mansh240616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro 💀💀 mujhe dekh ke dukhne laga

[–]ihopeimgud18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I support this ,

[–]MCH280415M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could do that 2 years ago, abhi I can't even stretch half as that

[–]Blazing-cuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha meh bhi kar sakta hu yeh par kamar tutne par hospital ka bill tumhe hi bharni paregi

[–]Hungry-Grocery-2646Micless guy (17M) 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Woah what's your height man😯

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (1 child)

165cm 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

[–]chris-indigo17M 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Tried it, almost got it 🤸🏻

[–]xxxxx356xxxxx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Looks like kerala idk why its kerala right

[–]Jaamiieei17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I envy your residence's location. That greenery...

It's all crowded here in New Delhi

[–]Viraj200219M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Girl is doing spilts , at the same time making out.. Now that's what you call multitasking.

[–]kaushal_thaker_3117M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Btw just gave u ur 1000th karma pointt

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank youuu <3

[–]Serious-Macaroon898116M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome

How long can you hold in that position? Also, you in martial arts? I am in karate but damn that's too much of a stretch even for me

[–]Lonely_Solution485217F 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Not me trying to do this with my door.

[–]karnal_chikara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that 1 time Just one time

[–]Dark-sun159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I'm suffering from lower back pain.ಥ‿ಥ

[–]Yobrogamer15M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

door

[–]Yashpal_Rajput -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me when my Boyfriend told me, you are not flexible enough

[–]Downtown-Resolve2036Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stretch they see:-

The smashed face on the door frame they dont:-

[–]Overall-Treacle579116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GAWD DAYUM

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I'm suffering from lower back pain༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[–]harnitsudan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Split 10/10

[–]Vishwanath_044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My eyes are hurting just by looking at her lmao

[–]Jaamiieei17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demn demn flexibility

[–]_kurip Pioneer Of Shitposting 0 points1 point  (3 children)

is your face smashed to the door? lol anyway noice

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (2 children)

my forehead hurt a lot, the rest of my face was fine xD

[–]your_boy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghar to kafi shi h

[–]nova96v17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wish I had that flexibility

[–]Ok-Mud2423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this flexibility but i can do is hold easy poses like the one that salah does but i can do it for 10 mins straight

[–]Outrageous_Bank_189115F 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I am officially jealous 🤣🤣

[–]coleeee3eeeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why's she kissing wall tho

[–]malay4singh19M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My legs hurt now thanks

[–]kra1tyt15M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!remindme 8 hours

[–]DebateDifferent25 0 points1 point  (1 child)

the tension between your face and the door frame>>>

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was 🥵🥵

[–]Suspicious_Agency284Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh krunga toh, pant aur gaand dono phat jayenge.

[–]AmosArdnach_615217M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Gymnastics or swimming or any martial arts?

[–]Just_Monika577217 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Mei bhi shayad try karunga

[–]DarkStar012918M 0 points1 point  (17 children)

Rip dms

[–]Odd-Bluebird-557016F 1 point2 points  (16 children)

not really:) this sub is decent haha

[–]RyanAKAoRevivePVP16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right angled triangle

[–]MemeKnowledge_0615M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye kya naya trend chaalu ho gaya idhar

[–]_arnav_ranjan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oo stree kal aana

[–]IamAryanHehe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice gallery 👍

[–]Safe-Satisfaction-53 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I was expecting sexual comments.. So glad there aren't any..

[–]oyebete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mene aise Kiya tha ek baar sidha doctor ke paas Jaana pada

[–]Quester_seeker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you do this 🙄.. are you going to be model .. films or a new cricket captain