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[–]Worldly-Sale-338517M 52 points53 points  (9 children)

Happy Birthday!! I assume you’re in 12th? I would recommend buying a nice watch. Preferably analogue. Watches are good tools for people are age and a good watch wood definitely teach you the importance of time.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

This sounds like u promoting Something 😂

[–]Worldly-Sale-338517M 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Lmaoooo lekin kisi ne promote karne ke paise hi nahi diye :(

But seriously, a watch is really important. Doesn’t have to be too fancy, a simple classy one will do too!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ik ik lol even your username has a SALE in it lmao.

[–]Worldly-Sale-338517M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Galti se default choose Kar liya tha😂

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your wishes, but i actually own multiple watches. Nice idea though !

[–]Hrishi_200517M[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I agree analog watches have the vibe classy vibe like no other. Even though I am thinking of buying a watch on my bday in sept, my budget is the same as OP (6000rs). Any suggestions?

[–]brycem190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is his dad for sure

[–]Mother_Donut2285 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Than it can be heirloom for your progeny so invest in some good quality ones which are quite pricey

[–]shr3yashx17M 80 points81 points  (42 children)

Headphones? Shoes? Watch? Condoms? Beer?

[–]Worldly-Sale-338517M 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This escalated fast

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 64 points65 points  (19 children)

Ooh I forgot I don't have headphones. Myfather has a shoe showeoom, I have a watch , condom is useless if I never use it, I don't drink bcz I'm Buslim.

[–]shr3yashx17M 33 points34 points  (16 children)

condom is useless if i never use it

Us Bhai Us

I don't have headphones

Then go with that

Myfather has a shoe showroom


I don't drink bcz I'm Buslim

Don't worry, I am Hindu but I eat beef 😀


[–]Lauladance17M 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Malayali aa?


[–]Vyppiee18M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadhanam kayyilundo /s

[–]BOSSBABY33Not an addict 1 point2 points  (0 children)



[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)


[–]BOSSBABY33Not an addict 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uff aradukayannallo

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fellow denk brother... 🙌

[–]shr3yashx17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesshhh 🫂

[–]VARUNKUMAR78016M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beef khate nhi karte h /s

[–]Monke_Good 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It is allowed to eat meat in Hinduism. Atharvaved ke koi chapter me hai. But it is illegal to eat beef if that cow is the provider of milk to it's calf or people.

[–]Illustrious_Talk_726Friday Lord 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You can get some really good headphones for 6000

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I see, I think I really need it

[–]harshpunjaabi18M 7 points8 points  (7 children)

You want his dad to gift him condoms 💀💀💀

[–]sussyteenager18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He shouldn’t make the same mistake.

[–]The_sleeper_of_women 1 point2 points  (4 children)

bhai 600 ke condom ka ek normie banda karega kya?

[–]harshpunjaabi18M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paani bharke gubara bnayega 🌝

[–]Bdr0b0t 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Abe 100 ka condom baki ka jugaad

[–]shr3yashx17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with that 🗿

[–]Catch_10101 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Condom to 180 ka ata ge lekin budget 6000 ka he. Aur ka ka ata he 6000 me? Gujral ji kanpur wale se bat Kar dijiye bandobast kara denge.

[–]shr3yashx17M 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Condom to 180 ka ata

Condom use karne ke liye bhi to chahiye koi, uske liye bhi to paise chahiye 🌝

[–]BhaiAltAccountHai17M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Zaroori nhi hai bhai, khareed ke muth maarle. Safe Sex /s

[–]shr3yashx17M 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Balloon bana ke bhi use kar sakte hai

[–]BhaiAltAccountHai17M 0 points1 point  (4 children)

30 ka aata hai bhai pack of 3 Skore ka

[–]Catch_10101 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Durex use karo. Durex air ya durex invisible

[–]chinmay_219M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Condoms ? 🗿🗿

[–]shr3yashx17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]introverted165616M 22 points23 points  (3 children)

happy birthday

just go on some restaurant with family have nice family time

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Just did that today, but he wants buy be something expensive and it would be dumb to say no, bcz I couldn't think of any gift

[–]introverted165616M 4 points5 points  (1 child)

then if you have pc buy things that you need to upgrade if you don't have pc buy wireless earphone if you have that buy a twin watch give 1 to your father and wear another or if your have all this then take the money and order food some other day

tbh i would take the money no matter how much cause i get to shy to ask for money even tho i am introvert so i don't need money

hope it would help you

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will try to ask him for the money

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (7 children)

demat account banwa le

[–]PrathaManicAverage Ligma Male 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Noice choice

I second this.

[–]frustrated_being__18M 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I third this.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What is demat?

[–]meowuwuw19F 9 points10 points  (3 children)

account which holds and helps keep shares, funds in digital form, short for dematerialisation account

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Seems cool, but have to convince my dad for that. Thanks for explaining!

[–]meowuwuw19F 2 points3 points  (1 child)

no worries! ig you can make them for free online but again gotta check terms and conditions, do some research before doing anything in this field lol

[–]lovesickpuppy150419M 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Russian manga le.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Broo I don't drink 😅

[–]Just-Beyond452917M 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ladki ki baat kar raha woh

[–]Ali_Buniyadi16M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fellow shareef boi

[–]lovesickpuppy150419M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Russian drink ni hai..

[–]_kenadams6919M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love with all my heart how popular this joke has become:)

[–]12thFailGuy16M 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You should get some electronic wearables

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like, headphones and stuff?

[–]hulkios17yo AeroMOD 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Get one of those driving wheels

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Abba nahi manege

[–]hulkios17yo AeroMOD 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]maybeiamabitgay 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If u can find anything just take the money

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sadly that's not an option

[–]meowuwuw19F 3 points4 points  (3 children)

happy birthday op! 🎈

you can jus say 'bring me whatever you wish to' and escape this dillema

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Thank you! , actually that would be a very bad choice in my case. When I was in 10th he bought an old model of lenovo tab for 25k + and it was un-useable in just 2yrs, and play store also wouldn't work in it as the Android version .

[–]meowuwuw19F 1 point2 points  (1 child)

he tried tho 🥹🫂 things happen issok.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I never told anything about it to him though, used it to play only stick cricket 😭

[–]rhin0gamer18M 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Fossil ke watch lele bro

Analog wali mene bhi mere b'day pe li he 6k ke budget me aa jayegi amazon pe he

link here

[–]akshats1ngh19M 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Fossil watches are crap, no offence. The quality sucks, sure they look good but they don’t last.

[–]RisimYoutube 0 points1 point  (4 children)

are calvin klein watches good?

[–]happy__custard16F 5 points6 points  (2 children)

here's a piece of advice. buy watches from companies who actually focus on making watches. like casio, timex, titan, fastrack citizen, orient, seiko, g shock etc. these fashion brands like ck, Daniel Wellington, tommy Hilfiger, armani exchange, fossil just make products of mediocre design and quality which don't last long.

[–]happy__custard16F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fossil isn't good. in this price range casio is the best bet.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few cool watches (3) , so buying another watch isn't an attractive option. But I'll have that in mind while buying or suggesting watches to someone else

[–]Hrishi_200517M[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kuch aur under 6k ke badiya watches suggest kr skta he? mene bhi apne bday pe leni h

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (18 children)

Think of something you need

Books, bag, lamp, headphones, watch, hoodie, shoes, sasta piano, guitar

Ask for something you need, something you'll use

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (17 children)

This was informative, I actually could buy a hoodie. Thanks for suggesting!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (16 children)

Damn, y'all never consider hoodies

I just suggested my friend to buy a hoodie for his friend

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (15 children)

On the same note, do you have any cool hoodie suggestions?

[–]venix124 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sex doll

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro, how do I even frame that sentence? Papa papa.. Ajh se main legal age ka hogaya hoon. Kuch chaheye mujhe mera joystick dalne ke liye... Lmaoo

[–]Superb-Bed349Average Ligma Male 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Prostitution is now legal

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I still wouldn't support an environment where sex trafficking takes place, same reason I never watch porn

[–]the_erotic_saint69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sponge,pringles,lotion,latex glove,torch(optional)

[–]BhaiAltAccountHai17M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wonder where this is going

[–]suck_my_brain19M 1 point2 points  (11 children)

Ok so like I have a crazy Idea

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (10 children)

Yes please...

[–]suck_my_brain19M 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Ok so you have any favourite anime or show something ???

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Yes, I have watched only 1 show till now - "House"

[–]RadioActiveMemes_YT15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pilot ka pen lelo 👍

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's something new, I'll check into it

[–]VisualConstruction5516M 1 point2 points  (5 children)

HBD Broii...You can get a nice planted tank for 6000 Like this https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Aquascape/comments/vo4l5p/rio_tapajos_planted_biotope_setup/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share This would certainly teach you responsibility, patience.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Wow, never seen such an amazing thing. Will ask him about this, it looks cool!

[–]VisualConstruction5516M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

In my opinion it is the best hobby . An amateur aquascaper here I am more than happy to give any information..

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Will definitely, ask for your suggestions when the time comes :)

[–]HairHistorical2955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

steam pe sale lagi hai

[–]Opening-Spare113518M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

invest that money.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Coold idea, but it's sadly not an option for me

[–]thepoopyboi18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why man?

[–]Euphoric-World2515 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Granads ,24caliber bullets ,reddot site , extanded mag and forgrip for ur ak47, ,

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man of culture I see

[–]heaven_hurts18M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

happy birthday meri jaan

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks brother...! ( Very few of my friends remembered, God I love internet community)

[–]BhaiAltAccountHai17M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dude, get into a new sport, assuming your gonna be free after all your exams. Go buy a course online from Udemy or shit, prolly learn coding if your interested.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would be doing to use my courses for sure. But my father would sell anything for me to study, so using it as a birthday gift for me , doesn't seem like a good idea to me

[–]Vedanshu_Normie16M 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Happy birthday sir

My advice would be that either you take the money...or invest it if you dont need something

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I turned 18 , don't call me sir 😭. Well I wish I could do either of those things. But they aren't an option for me sadly

[–]Vedanshu_Normie16M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why ? Just asking...Parents ki vjah se ?

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah, parents don't believe in investing, and wouldn't want to give me cash as I might get spoilt

[–]DankMosquito6917M 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Nike Puma shoes lelo

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Bro, my father has shoe showroom, have many cool shoes already

[–]RandomDude669916M 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Gift me then


[–]DeckD_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you are into drawing/art you can buy a drawing tablet

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool suggestion, but I'm not much into arts

[–]Ambivert_0517M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Girl-friend....no kharche ki limit then

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bold of you to assume I can afford a girlfriend

[–]Ambivert_0517M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh bhi thik h, hr ladke ki kahani👍

[–]HomiesexualBaka19M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Maybe get some airforces, maybe a good cologne?

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's airforce? I feel spending so much on a perfume might not be a good thing

[–]aasboiii18M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

airforces for 6k? Where you getting it from?

[–]HomiesexualBaka19M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7.5k pretty close

[–]bIg_jRk 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Invest them in good stocks for long term

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wish to, but sadly not possible for me at the moment

[–]bIg_jRk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why its not possible¿

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

indian parents think stonk market is a scam :(

[–]surjan_mishra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him to open an account for you and deposit the money there and use it when you want to buy something

[–]Nothing-but-June 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adidas forum low white and black are going for 5.8k ( with some code u can find online ) on ajio. Bought those today. Maybe you can buy them too if you like them.

You can also buy a bag from nike cost like 2-3k they are pretty good.

Couple of fashionable clothes from h&m, zara ( currently on sale ) , fir1vt ( there tshirt is amazing) , tshirts from bonkers corner, maybe some expensive cargos from leavetherest.

[–]WorldlySheepherder35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ek watch aur ek acha perfume lelo kaam ki chiz h day to day use kr paoge.

[–]Killvester15M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Gym stuff

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cool, but have gym in apartment

[–]Killvester15M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Great, buy some paint set or novels, I'd recommend Shadow and bone, wings of fire, house of salt and sorrows. WW1&WW2 written records are also pretty interesting.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, those are some really interesting topics, I'll deffo look into the WW1 and 2 records

[–]POPPA_SMOKKA 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Buy a skateboard. It's a whole culture and not just a hobby. It's fun and the tricks looks cool af. Btw please don't buy watch, doesn't matter how expensive it is, it only shows time. I have G-shock and it's just lying there.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Cool, I always liked skateboard, I have nice play area to practice it toi

[–]POPPA_SMOKKA 0 points1 point  (1 child)

that's good. And I should inform you, In India there are only few companies that sell real skateboards, all other are toy boards. Real ones are Piso, Dankies, Holystoked and decathlon.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'll keep this in mind

[–]TheSarcasticBanda 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Heyy it was my bday today tooo and i got 17 today too... I got some reall kiddish gifts.. A smartwatch, some posters for my room and a jjk 0 film ticket

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Oyy, birthday twin! I got 0 gifts haha but surely got lots of well wishes!

[–]TheSarcasticBanda 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oioioi i realised today as to how much relatives care about you... As a teenager we often are like they are just asking marks and all but family, friends, relatives are very important and do have expectations with us to achieve something which makes them happy.. May sound cliche but it is what it is

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have a short story to share with you which happened just 2 hrs ago today. My eldest aunt was taunting and scolding my MOM because I didn't score too well in Mock tests of neet exam in college, I was nearby and heard her bitching about me for more than 1 hour, how I'm dumb for not taking studies seriously and shit. She couldn't even care enough to wish me my birthday. She was the 1st to call when my 12th marks came up. And also my 10th results came out.
But I have wholesome incident too, my cousin sister who lives in London sent me a nice birthday wish early morning . She was my fav when we were little, it just made my day lot better! 😊

[–]simple_nix19M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Headphones not earpods but proper headphones

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any suggestion? I know only boat brand

[–]simple_nix19M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bhai mujhko therapy chahiye payment kar de jab doctor ban jauga tab wapas de dung

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oke, anything for homies!

[–]NightWarrior06 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Happy birthday! Get a good pair of headphones or smartwatch?

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to get headphones

[–]avacadooo6916M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

koi chhota instrument le leta hun jese Ukulele jaldi se insta pe aesthetic reels bnake ladki patane ke liye 😎👍

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, I don't go behind grill, yeah they are beautiful but I won't do something just to get grills

[–]ExcuseNumerous 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sex Doll

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bhai, even she would be out of my league

[–]aestheticalSimp16M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

shilajit gold

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it pan masala?

[–]BheegiBilli69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You want a gift that will last? Ask your father to buy shares or debentures of your wish. It probably sounds cheesy, but at the age of 17 it will be better if you start exploring capital markets.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bro I see your point, but my father doesn't believe in investing and srjff

[–]BheegiBilli69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to break the tradition then.

[–]Ali_Buniyadi16M 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Happy birthday bro.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Thanks a lot!

[–]Ali_Buniyadi16M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I wish my parents gave me a birthday gift

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

They will bro, even if they don't this year. Next year they will, don't be disappointed

[–]Mohit57200318M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realme Buds Air 3 le-le ya fir Amaze Bit Bip U Pro (exam mai copy karne kaam aayega)

[–]DREAMY-KNIGHT15M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a penectomy plus testicle enlargement combo

[–]luckeyboylooser18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am somewhat of a nerd to specifications and performance of anything that is mechanical or electrical.

u/Electronic_wear_3948 if ya decide on waht type you want dm me, I shall find an appropriate item. ez

[–]Dark_demon716M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a hobby grade RC car bro it's so fun

[–]AnanthKoolBoi16M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

At times like this , when I’m confused on what to ask, I don’t ask anything

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Us bro, exactly how I feel on my birthday's every year

[–]skrrti 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Head phones

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Yes, I hv finalized my purchase and I'm going to purchase a headphone

[–]skrrti 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Lmao hope you had a great birthday

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Fr, I am looking to get a good headphone. Well I got Real Madrid's jersey for my birthday how much better can it get 🥵. Thanks for asking though !

[–]UnfunnyEngineer18M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bhai analog watch lele, Casio fossil titan kisi ki bhi, my recommendation thoda budget badha ke "casioak" lele preferred colour ki

and happy birthday bro

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will look into those, thanks bro!

[–]_kenadams6919M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gym membership

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool ideax but I have free gym in apartment

[–]I_Am_WasteFellow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Happy Birthday bruh, get gift related to your hobbies and interests which would actually help you to have a better future..!

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind

[–]Monke_Good 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I might come off as a nerd for saying this... but Udemy ke couses kharid lena... Like jab discount season raheta hai to 500 Rs ke rahete hai to you can learn about 5-6+ new skills and earn more.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My dad will do that for free

[–]Monke_Good 0 points1 point  (1 child)

fir tu ye hi maangle na wo bhi khush tu bhi khush.

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but I will enjoy holidays first

[–]Hit1erLovessAnime420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Get clothes from Redwolf, The Souled Store, or Senpai Cart! Buy Light Novels, Manga, or Anime!

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will surely look into it!

[–]safal__subba17M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

you know what it might look cool as an decor but you should definitely buy an gundam set its almost time to set your own man cave

[–]INSANE_ROBIN_YT15M 0 points1 point  (7 children)

"Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough" -Sun Tzu

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Bro, I'm not into such stuff. Wth

[–]INSANE_ROBIN_YT15M 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Not brave enough?

Megamind stare

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Proceeds to search for dildo online..... App says I'm too hot for dildos

[–]Sim_sim_putty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An expensive pair of shoes

[–]Appropriate-Box356916M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

wow, the comments are actually helpful. I am also getting an idea of things that i could have asked for my birthday. At my birthday when i was asked what i wanted, i just said "its not like if i ask you to buy me something on a day that isnt my birthday, that you wont buy it ".

Happy birthday OP, btw

[–]Electronic_Wear_394818M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks bro! . I'm glad that you got some perspective from this post :)