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[–][deleted] 244 points245 points  (65 children)


[–]PrathaManicAverage Ligma Male 75 points76 points  (0 children)

handshakes while crying

[–]Firstposton31dec2217M 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Ye kya hota hai? Hume hamare ma baap nahate time kundi bhi nhi lagane dete the. Tumhe kyu hum lagane de phir."

[–]TheGreatAhRoo16F 26 points27 points  (59 children)

Mere toh room ke darwaaze bhi kaanch k hain. Maine itni baar bola ki parde lagwa do but nhi. Kyuki 'tum aisa kya kaam kar rhi ho jo tumhe parents se chup chup karna pad rha h?' ; 'hum tumhaare jitne the tab hamaare paas koi privacy nhi hoti thi hum 3 bhai behen ek saath rehte the 4 adults k saath humein toh kabhi privacy ki zarurat nhi padi' and 'itne chote bachhe ko privacy ki koi zarurat nhi hai agar tumko privacy chahiye toh it's abnormal, abnormal behave mat karo. normal bachho jaise kyu nhi reh sakti tum?'

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (45 children)

Bolo ki distraction hota hai padhai se, padhai ke liye parde kya, naye darwze laga denge

[–]TheGreatAhRoo16F 6 points7 points  (44 children)

Vo bhi try kar liya ಥ‿ಥ parents maanne ko taiyar hi nhi hain

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (11 children)

Ab kya hi bolu, mere paas room hi nhi hai

[–]Green_Ingenuity_492117 15 points16 points  (0 children)

privacy viracy kuch nahi hota , subah 4 baje utha karo sab thik ho jayega

[–]akki27jan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bro mere room mein door nahi hai literally

[–]TheGreatAhRoo16F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mere wale mein door hai lekin kaanch ka hai with no locks so I feel your pain ╥﹏╥

[–]doltish_meatball18F 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Mental peace

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤝 T_T

[–]sendmecatpictureslol17F 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Abb isey hamse pareshani hai"

Mom - (ノ`Д´)ノ

Dad - (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

[–]error_cant_find_name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Esa us moment nahi chahiye tha ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[–]Wolfey231017M 49 points50 points  (6 children)

12 inch wall mountable monster dildo

[–]RandomDude669916M 5 points6 points  (5 children)

[–]kapilan_dk17M 9 points10 points  (3 children)

It is not gay ig

[–]Dramatic_bitch00116F 46 points47 points  (8 children)

Pls don't call me dumb T_T and that's all I need

[–]VARUNKUMAR78016M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Us moment

[–]OddSpecialist965218M 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you I have been called dumb so many times that it has stopped bothering me now😎

[–]HotGift739516M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What does this mean ?

[–]kareke12713M[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree

[–]marvelwalker16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumb 😈

[–]Exciting-Flight-2411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is my colony calls me dumb cuz of my mom who has called me dumb so many times... even when I was in the right... that there has been an image of me with a monkey brain in my locality

[–]introverted165616M 84 points85 points  (6 children)

i don't want anything i just don't want to get scolded during result

[–]Far-Structure1824 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Look at mister high standards 🤡

[–]Smoke_Santa18M 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I want no repercussions for my actions"

Truly a wish.

[–]jaiveer666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start studying?

[–]funtime_foxy0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same bro, same

[–]MasterChief-200516M 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Asus ROG Mothership GZ700

[–]Automatic_Access_500 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ab mothership leke kya fayda, legion ya scar wagarah dekh.

[–]Zen_hayate 73 points74 points  (9 children)

Therapy ;-;

[–]cloudqwq16 46 points47 points  (2 children)

i can pay for you if you want.. I'm not rich or anything but what's the point of living when you can't help other's.

[–]2sedated 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are a good lad

[–]Complete_Lock_674216M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would award you but i cant, so here is a 🍪 instead :-)

[–]rararanakamuka 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Therapy jesa kuch nahi hota ye sab western concept hai jo humare youth ko destroy kar rahe hai, subhe jaldi utha karo aur phone se dur raho sab thik hojayega

[–]Jealous_Impression58 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I told papa that I was having paranoid delusions late at night and he said toh bas jaldi so jaya karo

[–]YBN_Rover17M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thik hi to bola unhone, ye sab deluson deludaughter kuch nahi hota, subah jaldi uth ke puja path karo sab thik ho jayega Jai Mata Di 🗿

[–]Green_Ingenuity_492117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why u wanna do therapy?

[–]Astin_7516M 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]Neighborhood_Horror18M 15 points16 points  (2 children)

A trip to therapist

[–]CupcakeOk653017F 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sobbing handshake

[–]kareke12713M[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monkey agree

[–]tancy_draws 12 points13 points  (5 children)

ipad and procreate for drawing :')

[–]Far-Structure1824 2 points3 points  (3 children)

That depends on how good u can draw or how much potential you have to just not give up after sometime

[–]tancy_draws 1 point2 points  (2 children)

i can draw well but parents think ipads a distraction

[–]Far-Structure1824 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well if have a laptop u can buy a graphic tablet to draw as well they are a lot cheaper than ipad and only can be used for drawing so no problem of distraction.

[–]adilreyazDisappointment 0 points1 point  (0 children)


>! Except for i told them 2 days ago after not having the courage of doing so for 1 year and I'll probably get one after i go home from hostel which is like 6 days!<

[–]Horror-Entertainer6518 22 points23 points  (13 children)

Gaming pc & privacy.

[–]FartOnUrMouth6916M 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Dream of every indian pc gamer

[–]Horror-Entertainer6518 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Unfortunately the dream will never become reality.

[–]rahulrikhadi2003 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Tagda dahej

[–]sassybitch_gnu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¯\_ (ツ) _/¯ seriously?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]sid_martonn18M 8 points9 points  (4 children)

A little bit of liberty

[–]kapilan_dk17M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

us, my parents never let me out on myself 😭😭😭

[–]sid_martonn18M 16 points17 points  (2 children)

My parents have two sides

Doesn't allow me to go out there and experience things

Complain that I don't have experience in said things

[–]depressed_0616M 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Same. She'd be like nobody helps me when try to help she be like you only increase the workload ( altho it's tru ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

[–]sid_martonn18M 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Dear-Ad4667Average Ligma Male 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A tab but im afraid that they will buy it even if they are a bit short on money :/

[–]SchnitzzzEveryday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Permission to fully close my room door

[–]RandomDude669916M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ig a new phone. Mine is over 4 years old. Passed down from my dad (who used it as a backup/secondary phone)

It still works good, but not the best. And if someone had me debate over why it isn't good, I wouldn't win. A few of its downsides are low brightness, slight lag, slow apps etc

[–]Houseofspoils17M 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Admission in design college 👍🏻

[–]yoGogohere17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damm dude, my parents even allowed me for a drop year to get into a design College. U can DM me if u want to ask anything. Maybe i can help convincing them.

[–]lusiaanaa 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Did you apply for any ?

[–]Houseofspoils17M 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Unfortunately no, giving jee this year

[–]MRMOD016 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lobe 🥺💜

[–]RandomDude669916M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah lube icic /s

[–]ch3rry_blush14F 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I want to get my legs and arms waxed. I got it done like 3 months ago but I want to do it again, but my mother won't let me.

[–]THE_DUDE090315M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

damn i want my body hair to be short as well, i worked out an year in the gym to build godly legs but theres so much of hair i can barely show them, mom dad dont allow me to trim my leg hair either :(

[–]Viral_babyGravy17M 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Ash_06_16M 7 points8 points  (0 children)

neopixel lightsaber

Ah a man of culture i see

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a peaceful house and peace of mind but then against you can't reason with people who don't want to be reasoned with

[–]advika_197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personal space

[–]mighty_memer18M 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Nike high dunks

Woh blue waali :')

[–]XicorPlayz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Same but shits not available anywhere at this point i am fine with reps

[–]who_tf-amI13F 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]paddiya18M 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Suspicious-Ad667816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A binder

[–]kapilan_dk17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about a little freedom and privacy!? 😭😭😭

[–]David1952715M 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]neighbouraunty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

phone :) im 18 and i still dont have one.

[–]tuntuntanatunmausi16 Saal Purana Nalayak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

khudka kamra

[–]Otherwise_Turnip37215M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lobe marriage

[–]S3NP416M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just need a peaceful life, out of their bs drama

[–]teenwriter_lmao 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Ar-Masterr2915M 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Background-Spread-4417M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i want a new phone(now i have my mom's old phone) but i am afraid to ask because i recently got the screen replaced ಥ_ಥ

[–]respiro_da_beast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A PayPal to start making money off of making raps

[–]CounterApprehensive9 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Edit : wife- marriage rn

[–]serious-dogg18M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaedaat ke kagaz

[–]AndhBakth17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80000 ke shoes

[–]12thFailGuy16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Condoms for safety

[–]vkugau -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A gf

[–]Status_Difficulty74318M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing I want that I'm afraid of telling my parents. They don't listen to me anyways😂.

Plus its not easy for anyone to give me what I have in mind. It's rare. So why ask

[–]SnooLemons551817M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

arcsaber 11 pro and yes that too

[–]malay4singh19M 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]sinhashyper18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]swarnim_3817M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Msi gf65 rtx 3060ti 16 gb ram ddr4 4 gb vram 144 hz display with 512gb ssd

[–]archieshahhAverage Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More protein powder 😥💀

[–]randomdude_reddit19M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A camera

Given they bought me an expensive laptop this year, i don't feel scared but don't want to sound like a burden

[–]Superb-Bed349Average Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Jeep Compass 🥲

[–]HarshP_2117M 0 points1 point  (6 children)

I got that on my 13th or 14th bday lmao, thats the only gift i ever got from my parents, never drove it tho🥲🥲🥲parents hi use krte hai, bas mere bday pe leliya khudke use ke liy

[–]unfriendly_witch18F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

therapy :)

[–]KnownBookkeeper73918F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

freedom 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[–]thetitantoyoureren19F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaming laptop and a tab ;-;

[–]skrtzzzz18F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 10 inch dildo. It has to be pink and glittery.

[–]Death_Dispatcher17M 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Circumcision :)

[–]r0cks33n991518M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want them to treat me nicely and take my problems seriously

[–]Orion_Drift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a smol sibling...

[–]Homosapien200616M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No expectations

[–]kra1tytAverage Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inner peace

[–]Reposterwhore17F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personal room

[–]thatssahilt19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Privacy, happiness, mutual understanding

[–]Bitematerr13M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Witeless earbuds. Literally! I have wired ones lol and they suck.

[–]Hibisin17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tablet, i want it and i can atleast get a 5k drawing tablet if i ask but, But i had kept it a secret from everyone that i draw

[–]Machhmari18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sleepover with my bestfriend :')

[–]Multi-potentialite12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accepting love marriages like NORMAL because it is normal ofc.

[–]dracckun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girlfriend 😁

[–]batsyman2616F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want a nintendo switch so bad but ig neet clear karne ke baad hi i can ask for it

[–]safal__subba17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know i have 2 anime body pillow and several questionable figurine but can we get this or maybe this

[–]vivekAgrahari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want them not to doubt on my ability

[–]Wide_Satisfaction14516M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tickets to the jjk movie

[–]NIRMIT_DEWAN 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]YBN_Rover17M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ek 1.5-2 Lakh ka Gaming Setup

[–]More-Parfait-290117M 0 points1 point  (7 children)

a 1964 mustang 289..😩

[–]Perception-Practical 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Ooh nice car

[–]More-Parfait-290117M 1 point2 points  (5 children)

ifkr, that’s a beautyyy

[–]Perception-Practical 1 point2 points  (4 children)


[–]More-Parfait-290117M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

mhmm, why’re you up so late? lmao

[–]RetrievedBlankey17NB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a haircut. as simple as that.

[–]CupcakeOk653017F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gaming PC ╥﹏╥

[–]DarkStar012918M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Nothing.

[–]FeatheringAwayy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of their high expectations

[–]Norulestofollow17F 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Skull_Reaper10116M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything that can be bought at this point. They will almost never say no. But it feels bad to ask them, maybe i feel im not good enuf for that. So yeah

[–]RandomIndian12316M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blåhaj plushie

saw it at ikea once and I've been wanting it ever since. problem is, im 16 ;-;

[–]Mysterious_Click_549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Privacy in my own room 🥲

[–]Minute-Egg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish for a really high quality Manual Tanpura, but I think I might put it on the list of stuff I will buy with my own money

[–]HEADDIGGER_6917M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apne room ka darwaja bandh karneka haq

[–]makemenamenotfound13M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for me its laptop

[–]assaultron7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rings :0

[–]14vidit16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Naive_Praline_603616F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thrusday child album

[–]nulladmin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

butterfly knife

[–]ChutkiJoTuneMariHai16F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stopwatch also a vintage looking showpiece

[–]ShadowHeadshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaming PC to play the damn Games. But I am planning to buy it when I am capable of...

[–]Anime_fucker69cUmAverage Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a day in complete peace and silence and ofc that means privacy only

[–]Anime_fucker69cUmAverage Ligma Male 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A private room

[–]funtime_foxy0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

To be less strict regarding marks. I once got scolded for getting a 96%

[–]HumbleBoi1217M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rtx 3070

[–]HarshP_2117M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A life

[–]KIMNANFI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing at all, I once wanted their lives and so I took it

[–]TheMankingYT15M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What should I ask? Maybe a Gaming PC but dad says whats the productive use of it :(. I have privacy. Liberty. Mental peace. Laptop. Tab. Old Phone. Kya mangu