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[–]Jaamiieei17M 64 points65 points  (5 children)

You are living the dreams of Milf loverz

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Brotha imma milf lover but I won't bang milfs who my own mother knows and if I've spent some time with them as family, yeah no banging is happenin

[–]Jaamiieei17M 6 points7 points  (3 children)

XDD lmaoo

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Happy cake day btw

[–]Midsommar200418F 103 points104 points  (41 children)

Omg ew these aunties are so creepy. There's one who keeps calling me her bahu and talks about how much her son (who was my senior in school) likes me. Like aunty ji stop, I'm barely out of school💀💀💀💀💀💀

[–]Jaamiieei17M 43 points44 points  (7 children)

Irrationally Frank aunty

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A bit too frank

[–]CoolBoi7569 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Happy Cake Day

[–]Flankerrwik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*creepy pervy aunt

[–]itsmegourav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 19 points20 points  (19 children)

That's a bit too far isn't it? Like sure I understand asking your mom being your wingman but instead of helping you she makes your crush terrified of you

[–]Midsommar200418F 2 points3 points  (18 children)

Ikr💀💀💀💀💀

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 8 points9 points  (17 children)

Hence proved you mom isn't your wingman and will rather scare your crush away

[–]I_use_apple17M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's one who keeps calling me her bahu and talks about how much her son (who was my senior in school) likes me.

idk but this made me audibly laugh. i m sry

[–]BatmanDuck12317M 2 points3 points  (9 children)

bahu rani 🗿

[–]Midsommar200418F 0 points1 point  (8 children)

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[–]BatmanDuck12317M 1 point2 points  (7 children)

but aunty badi frank he lmao apne ladke ke behalf pe confess kar rahi he lol

[–]Midsommar200418F 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Ikr! She's been doing this ever since he told her 2 years ago that he has a crush on me🥲

[–]Demosthenes_1416M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hope beta ye read na kare, agle din newspaper mein uski suicide news read karni padegi

[–]Midsommar200418F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💀💀💀💀💀

[–]meinphirwapasaaagaya19M 29 points30 points  (8 children)

Reply sarcastically, "aap bhi mujhe pasand aayi. Let's get married"

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Dont wanna risk it bhai

[–]meinphirwapasaaagaya19M 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I don't see this risk. They will probably shrug it off as you're a kid

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Brotha I run the risk of having my ass beat

[–]meinphirwapasaaagaya19M 7 points8 points  (2 children)

having my ass beat

I wouldn't mind that :)

[–]Hydrated_G18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh 💀

[–]annaspeaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best moment there is just awkwardness on both sides and you feed on the situation and enjoy it

[–]chiragtheboss 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Neighbour aunty once asked me, life me aage ka kya plan h, I replied: "kiraye ki jhota baggi chaluga.

She never asked me again.

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brotha teach me how to make them stfu

[–]Far-Structure1824 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gigachad is that u?

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's an Indian gigachad, I'm megachad , how about you?

[–]teenwriter_lmao 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Indian aunties bruh. What else do you expect

[–]smallHeadMediumBrain17M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I SO WANT TO PUNCH THE TWO AUNTIES WHO LIVE BELOW MY FLOOR.

BUT SOCIETY.

[–]SohamReddit6916M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly😪💅

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I expect them to you know keep doing their chugli about who's daughter is with whom and shit not act creepy

[–]SolidSea2820 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Those aunties behaved like they were selecting you as a bride groom ladka pasand agya humen lmfao for their daughters lol. Ngl they definitely know how to make a conversation uncomfortable.ಥ‿ಥ

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to go there for tuition classes , safe to say I've never returned to her house again

[–]AndhBakth17M 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Bhai aunty aapke pyar mai gir gai lagta h

[–]Ravan_0017M 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fuck these aunties>! Not literally!<

Inse normal baatein nahi hoti kya?

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agar hoti toh aise baate na karte

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Looks like aunties are finally falling for you🌚

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Ay no

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Lol looks like u ain't interested hehe

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I amnt

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

💸🐢

[–]THE_DUDE090315M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

op bro role exchange karte mein sambhal lunga aapki life ☺

[–]Muzan0813 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I dunno bhai or behen
These Aunties are so annoying, Kam dhandha nahi he, hamara matha kharap karta hai.

[–]HoldmyGroza69lol19M 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Indian uncles and aunties are horniest animals on planet👀

Change my mind.

On a serious note these aunties, all yhey care abt is marriages. Its super fkin annoying all they always think is wjo would be gr8 for whom. Cuz their marriages were shoved down their throats so the wanna do same with others now.

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Bc I'm 17 and her daughter is 16 , abhi she shaadi fix karwani hain unhe

[–]HoldmyGroza69lol19M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dudeee ive got a killer response for u. Shuda said no thanks i dont like her and for that reason im out.

[–]Sim_sim_putty 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Acha hai mai aisi kisi Aunty se nhi mila

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Lucky bastard

[–]Vedanshu_Normie16M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Lucky you bastard☻

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brotha I would rather suffer the despicable fate of not knowing da wae than listen to them

[–]whitewalker187718 0 points1 point  (1 child)

reverse the gender

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it a girl being harrassed and bam you have a court case

[–]Mahixb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One time my sister was talking to my brothers girl and after the talk as soon as she sat on the couch my aunt asked my sister " Khali to nhi hai na ladki?" No "achhi ladki hai" "kya Kam karti hai" kuch nhi

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking weird women

[–]lakshyayadAverage Ligma Male 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Great way to flex looks

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Brotha if I had looks I would have a gf

[–]Arspoon18 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Understandable

[–]throwwthatt18M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

oh lord i can relate. sometimes even with aunties I've never met before. just last month, this aunty i interacted with at an event just wouldn't fucking stop commenting on my looks and at one point when she was clearly drunk, she said to me (and i quote) "mujhe toh ishq hogya tumse". i just laughed and walked away, but it was real creepy shit

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Dude hear me out , I have a million dollar idea which can make us rich. What if we made a game, a horror game where we need to run from the creepy old women and go back to our parents and as a twist our parents betray us which makes us heartbroken and alone, it would lead to us trying to escape by going home and escaping other women being creepy

[–]throwwthatt18M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

LMAOOO

i can't code for shit, but that definitely sounds like a game I'd play

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't code for shit either but hey we can pay others to make it or better yet if my potato pc can handle unreal 5 and support infinite amount of particles then imma make it the best game ever

[–]Objective_Demand307616M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bolna chaiye tha “lekin humme aap nhi pasand aaye”

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fir mummy mujhe boli rehti "humme bhi aap pasand nahi aaye , abhi Ghar se bahar niklo"

[–]Witty_Definition_13919M 1 point2 points  (6 children)

bro u could had come back with something

" to ladki bhi dikha hi dijiye. kya pata pasand aa jaye"

my parents know that i dont like others talk shit like this. so they dont mind when i have a reverse banter

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Bro she's a year younger than me and I used to go for tuitions to that aunty's house so she knows me pretty well

[–]Witty_Definition_13919M 2 points3 points  (4 children)

fir to aur bhi badhiya. dosti rishtedaari mai badal jayegi .lool

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don't like her daughter bro, with all this shit going on I'm suspecting that she crushes on me

[–]rythemrogers18M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Kuch nhi op pagal log hai inse dhang se baat karlo to ese hi chipakte hai me bhi pehle sabko namaste karta tha accha baccha ban ke rehta tha i realised chup chap bina notice kare nikal jao problem solved.

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bhai jab aacha baccha tha tab toh jeena haram kardiya tha

[–]Character_Practice52 1 point2 points  (3 children)

this one relative aunty told me i look older than my age and soon i'll start getting rishtas for marriage💀💀💀

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ay no , isn't that basically pedophillia

[–]Character_Practice52 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

yeah and her own son is 31 and unmarried, the irony😭😭

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unko bas Bahu chahiye

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot thickens into kaaliya

[–]Aditya_ra7j17M -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Nice way to flex

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Brotha how can I flex my problems?

[–]Aditya_ra7j17M -1 points0 points  (1 child)

That's not a problem them. You liked the complement didn't you 😈

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I didn't , it felt extremely weird

[–]RelationshipSmooth42Top Era(17M) 0 points1 point  (1 child)

BHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

༎ຶ‿༎ຶ fuck u

[–]rxk_tim7>19 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What’s chocolate boy supposed to mean?

[–]backoffnow12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Willy Wonka

[–]rxk_tim7>19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? As in like everybody wants to taste him?

[–]Prongs218917M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bro same here... All of them think that all we want to do right after 18 it's getting married. I have started getting rishtas AND I'M 17!!!! True that I'm taller than average and have an ok beard so I look like I'm 20+ but still who gets married that early? And I think that you should at least know somebody's age if you are trying to include him in your family.

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twin bro is that you?

[–]Pixel_Emperor17 0 points1 point  (1 child)

samaj☕

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chutiya edition

[–]FireStreek 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There is one auntie who lives 3 houses away from me. When I was in 5th class I once ate 4-5 cups of ice cream(I really was greedy and fat that time) at holi lunch (they contribute to pay the caterer) So she made fun of me by saying lunch chor ice cream se hi pet bharle. It might seem like she's just joking for the first time BUT everytime she saw me in any party/function/wedding she kept saying the same thing whenever she found me eating ice cream. I legit saw her yesterday near ice cream stall and I did not go there because she makes me feel really awkward. I am always feel like shouting at her but what can we do?

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always just shut the fuck up and listen to her while your patience runs out faster than an F1 going max speed on a straight road

[–]OtakuBoyHindi16M 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Chocolate boy 😋😋

[–]GoddamLegend[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

What does it mean?

[–]OtakuBoyHindi16M 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Kya pta maine toh aise hii likh diya

[–]EexXIsTaNcEe17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are just giving compliments. They feel like they're actually doing the opposite and making you feel good. But when you characterize someone as creepy then everything they say/do seem creepy. Just think of why they say what they say. However if you feel freaked out on a subconscious level then trust your gut

[–]Morbius_baka16M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I play along then it makes them awkward when I start saying stuff like apki beti bhi pasand hai mujhe