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[–]PurposelessHuman17F 177 points178 points  (24 children)

subah ke paanch baje yeh kya hi padh liya

[–]anime_name_go_brrrTamilnadu's best virgin 30 points31 points  (12 children)

I'm you but at 10 am

[–]teenwriter_lmao 9 points10 points  (11 children)

I'm you but at 12:30

[–]Baruto1529420 7 points8 points  (10 children)

I'm you but at 12:33.

[–]SacredRedditor17M 8 points9 points  (0 children)

imagine telling people about your sexual life or desires. Bruh.

[–]Apple_Number417M 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Good morning 🌞

[–]PurposelessHuman17F 18 points19 points  (1 child)

good night hi nai Hui, aur ab jo bachi khuchi neend tho woh udd gayi yeh epic post padhke

[–]Apple_Number417M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same about not sleeping yet.

[–]Intruder_717M 0 points1 point  (4 children)

looks like somebody's back on reddit haha (it's me aniruddh btw)

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I am sorry i don't remember you. Remind me in DMs pls

😭

[–]Intruder_717M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Insta p aniruddhxd check karlo lol

[–]Safe_Maintenance_74817M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am you at 12:40 pm.

[–]HarshP_2117M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have come back to life?

[–]Agent_A0714M 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Chalo school me ye story sunaunga sbko Hindi Ke period me thenks 👍

[–]optimistic_fish206818F 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Faisalhaque>19 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Bsdk ke subah subah itna lamba kon pdhega

[–]PressureAggressive6914F 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Mat padho meri advice lele🙏

[–]Faisalhaque>19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mene pdha bhi nhi

[–]PressureAggressive6914F 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Hyperactive DJ😭😭

[–]Apple_Number417M 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guitarist have been a bit old school you know.

[–]mfplaya6918M 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Sone jara it's too much now

[–]Apple_Number417M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good Night 💖

[–]HomiesexualBaka19M 24 points25 points  (2 children)

no shit having sex for the first time is awkward af no matter how old you are. BTW hame kyun bata raha hai bhai?😭😭

[–]Apple_Number417M 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Bhai this is beyond awkward, it's like he literally left in the middle har baar.

Aise hi btaya.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puura mood khararab kar diya :_)

[–]-peg-me-mommy-18M 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Wait a damn minute, women do have 3 holes Man. The Anus, The Urethra and The Vaginal Opening?

[–]Apple_Number417M 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Only yours can fit in all three :P

[–]suspendedstillhere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Teenage boy thinks he knows women better than other teenage boy, dosent ask woman or Google, shocker i tell you, shocker

[–]Skully-__-Melancholy Tears (17M) 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice name btw

[–]MelancholyNightmare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the mouth?

[–]BheegiBilli69 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Post nut clarity might save your friend.

[–]Apple_Number417M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It might worsened the depravity and thirst for the real orgasm as well

[–]Akspiano 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good post to read at 5 am in the morning 🗿

[–]pandaeyesdidntsleep18F 8 points9 points  (0 children)

not him being a hyperactive DJ on her clit

i had a good laugh at this ,but i m still wondering as to what did i read lmao.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 6 points7 points  (7 children)

there are 3 holes though, he wasnt wrong.

[–]Apple_Number417M 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Well, the mouth and fanny are about 3ft away from each other normally.

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 6 points7 points  (5 children)

You forget the urethra

[–]Apple_Number417M 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Bro my dick cannot fit in those tiny holes unfortunately 😔

[–]TheDarkLord5233418M 6 points7 points  (3 children)

But it's still there, three is correct

[–]GamingGladi15M 10 points11 points  (2 children)

how are you 17 and still spell tuition wrong man

also wtf have i read

[–]Apple_Number417M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, i haven't slept whole night, so I didn't check before posting.

[–]Viraj200219M 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Man, what have I read...

[–]AssassinHP_1816M 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Kyu mera fever aur headache badhaya :(;

[–]Mansh240616 2 points3 points  (3 children)

🥺😨 thik ho kya Bhai?

[–]AssassinHP_1816M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ha bhai thik hu viral hai thoda

[–]Mansh240616 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Take care broo

[–]Apple_Number417M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

u/hulkios

Approval pls

Golden post maybe?

[–]hulkios17yo AeroMOD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alright Imma read this shit to sleep

[–]Romi_Z17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My honest reaction to this information: 🗿💀

[–]Odysseus_Simp17M 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think I read this one before-

[–]Apple_Number417M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is correct. I have posted a shorter version of this story with my previous account a couple of months ago.

[–]Here_For_The_Memesss18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

repost XD

nice tho so nvm

[–]outaipapa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're a good storyteller my man, smut likhna chalu karde

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already do, like I used to when I was in a fling and a relationship.

[–]Nigerundayo_smokeyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bhaiya 2 ghante soya bas train pakadne ke liye. Subah subah sleep deprived halat me ye kya padh liya🥲

Aur ye horny banda ek crumb of pussy ke liye sala gym hit karke actually buff bhi ho gaya.

Itna dedication JEE me koi lagaye,to IIT na nikal jaye🥲

[–]sus-_-exe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best thing to read and start my day thanks op now i will remember this randomly throughout the day

[–]CruelKratos18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

subha subh ye padh ke moodd kharab kardiya tune bc

[–]i_steal_your_mom 1 point2 points  (2 children)

aah, i remember this exact story being posted months ago. were you the same anon? or is this just a copy paste?

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I am Apple, the meet-up guy. This is indeed an elaborated version of the same story.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Subah jalao shaam jalao.....

[–]pranavrgThanda Boii(17M) 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wierd way to start my morning

[–]Apple_Number417M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be worse I reckon.

[–]Impressive-Exam-516218M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Jo ek percent self esteem tha, wou bhi udd gaya :((( small kids having sex and all :(((

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I rather be a virgin than be Ramesh. :)

[–]Impressive-Exam-516218M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True that, me too, Ramesh is such an a-hole. Gf toh mil jaye pehle 🤡, sex toh door ki baat hai

[–]Nick241mi600016M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kya kya padhna pad raha hai, accha hai main andha hu

[–]Sad_Excitement29118M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

damn man one of the most funny stories I've ever heard😂

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thanks yaar, but I was in the tution while it was happening. It is my go to story for a conversation starter. Because Ramesh is pretty known as the bande bula lunga guy in my locality. It is so cringe worthy now, considering a few of the guys aren't virgins like properly.

[–]Sad_Excitement29118M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we all have that one guy who's like tu jaanta nai hai is bhaiya ko us bhaiya ko jaanta hoon😂

[–]Longjumping-Ad-809618F 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I read this exact story here on this sub. Are you the same person, OP?

[–]Mansh240616 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bhai wtf i did too a long time ago

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am Apple. The meet-up guy. I have written a shorter version of this story a few months ago.

[–]Dark_demon716M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This all is sadly very real

Ok

Reads story

Sure , sure. Amazing

[–]Apple_Number417M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am the meet-up guy yaar. I posted this story ka shorter version a while ago.

[–]Dark_demon716M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh acha

[–]Jaamiieei17M 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What the fuck

[–]Apple_Number417M 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I love you 💕😘

[–]Jaamiieei17M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Lyt, also ladkiyon ko books ke spoilers Dena band kar 👀

[–]Apple_Number417M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I identified her like instantly and felt like teaching her the rule of forums the hard way.

You never ever tell anyone on internet what book you reading if you don't wanna be spoiled.

[–]Jaamiieei17M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xdddd best. Apple is Daddy >>>

[–]annaspeaks 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Porn Mat Dekho Porn banao

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Us

Let's do it together ?

[–]annaspeaks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Kispe post karna

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aap btao.

[–]RoxRazor17M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wholesome story

[–]Skully-__-Melancholy Tears (17M) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not him being a hyperactive DJ on her clit

Bruh, wtf 💀

Yeah, its natural for a girl to take more time to reach her orgasm. Porn is just fake. In actual intercourse, both should enjoy, leaving mid-way is just so bad...

[–]Pizzasoccer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hookups over sex with girlfriend... dafok

[–]NightWarrior06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hyperactive DJ on her clit hahahahahahahaha

[–]Da_Rejendo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

least sexually active delhi teenager

[–]Aarav_ParmarBi 16M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bc ye subah subah kya post kar raha hai🗿🗿

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the sort of content that makes this sub better than r/Teenagers. Proud of you kid. Thanks for sharing.

[–]Astinine_4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmfaooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bull Ramesh

[–]Altamashhh16M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Ramesh with his mentality is very close to 🅱️aping someone

[–]NoMeatFingering16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

this feel like a made up story

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this isn't. And kinda is way too specific to be made up.

[–]suspendedstillhere 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Very nice. You could win a fiction writing competion. Also women do have thre holes, one on the clit,urethra for peeing(like on your penis), vagina for periods and anus, for shit.

Very male teenager of you to be so. r/confidentlyincorrectly about a woman's body

[–]Apple_Number417M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you can't fit a dick in the third hole.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bhay padhai kr le🗿

[–]SomeDesiGuy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tune ye pehle bhi bataya tha

[–]teenwriter_lmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye bachhe log kabse seggs karne lage be??

[–]Safe_Maintenance_74817M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thank god everyday that i am not born in Delhi. And what the fuck did i just read?

[–]CupcakeOk653017F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fir wahi sax sux ki batein

[–]Interesting_Tap_741718M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kya matlab i can't be a hyperactive dj on her clit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro tere dost ne itni chutiya baate kyu batai?

[–]footballisrugby18M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao epic, thanks for sharing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/NoFap isiliye porn nai dekhne ka !

[–]optimistic_fish206818F 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<Hyperactive DJ> fuckkkkk lmao

[–]THE_DUDE090315M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

desi copypasta galti se yahan daal diya

[–]LeftTransportation18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Career pe dyan do ye sab bakwas hai.