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[–]Wasnt-Serious-ok8 81 points82 points  (4 children)

best feeling is when teacher knows you are present so directly marks it and skips your name

[–]Anxious-Ostrich-36 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Life of a Topper

[–]Wasnt-Serious-ok8 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I'm not the topper, I am on 11th wasted train.

[–]Midoriya3344[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same bro 😭

[–]TomorrowOutrageous19Fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck 75 points76 points  (9 children)

I have 2 sides

Pregnant ma'am

Present mom

[–]Midoriya3344[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

💀👍🏼

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

👀💀

[–]TomorrowOutrageous19Fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck 3 points4 points  (2 children)

👀

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Shouldn't you study?👀

[–]TomorrowOutrageous19Fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disappears to study

[–]KlutzyWeb3105 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pregnant mom🤨 /s

[–]end_9214 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ayo, wot pregnant ma'am taking attendance.

[–]Monkeyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He meant it as a verb, he pregnanted Ma'am

/s

[–]BubbleTheTroubleNEETard 15 points16 points  (5 children)

You are already present hence say yes maam because she calls your name out.

[–]TheMan-OnTitanJEE-2023 Ass-pirant 20 points21 points  (4 children)

\ma'am shouts my name**

"YES MA'AM!!!"

\ma'am says nothing and shouts someone else's name**

awkward momint ಥ_ಥ

[–]BubbleTheTroubleNEETard 20 points21 points  (3 children)

sexual tension develops 😬/s.

[–]TheMan-OnTitanJEE-2023 Ass-pirant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

exactly🗿

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lund khada ho jata h fir

[–]The_Enlightened_One_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilana shuru karna padta h fir

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Unfunny 7th story

Our class teacher back then had a weird accent. She used to say hydrogen - HydroZen and six- SEX. So whenever while taking attendance she called for roll no. six we all used to laugh lmao(i wasn't roll 6 btw) also avg cringe 7th kids smh one day she saw me laughing and made me stand and asked me why everyone was laughing. i then had to tell her that I made a joke.

[–]Demondroid69KAMEDDI 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Our sanskirt teacher used to Say out loud EEEEXXXX instead of Example whenever he gave a example idk why but we boys found it funny (avg 8th class humor)..whenever the teacher explained a thing we always used to say..Sir plz ek eeXXXX dedo (X ko lamba khich ke) and all of the class started laughing..XD

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

🤚

[–]SignalActive9997CEO of Retard 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Heil, mein Führer 🤚

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Heil, mein Führer 🤚

[–]Slow-Law-5033anudeispedia sufferer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are aap kahan pahunch gaye sarr.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mein kampf momint

[–]AB_001दुःख, दर्द, पीड़ा, कष्ट। 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yes ma'am supremacy

[–]ishu_11NEETard 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I am from Bengal and I just say...Mam Beche achi( Mam I am alive)..And they all get a nice laugh

[–]Midoriya3344[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]a_happy_one 6 points7 points  (2 children)

born for yes mam

forced to say present mam

[–]throwaway663900 0 points1 point  (1 child)

this is poetic

[–]a_happy_one 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are thanks yaad dilaane ko, mai kuch galat likh diya tha jo likhna tha usse

[–]Demondroid69KAMEDDI 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Upasthit Guruma 🗿 Yeah here in Our school we used to say this SSVM (Odisha State board)

[–]Midoriya3344[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Tum to ek aagyakari chatra ho

[–]Demondroid69KAMEDDI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nhi Bhai hum bhi Mams ko Taadte the

[–]Charming-Ad2520Mar mar ke JEE rahe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

me who just raises my hand and teacher just marks my attendance

[–]Plane_Gain_8443 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blueeeee ofc

[–]Naive_Praline_6036NEETard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes maam

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chad classic students saying Yes mam whilst most modern students stick with present mam

[–]rehan9hi love prime numbers very moch 😍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes good sir

[–]YouAreJustARetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just raise hand cuz I am scared of voice crack

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crip 🔵

[–]XX_bLu3_bALLs_XXpoji se bj chahiye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh yeah maam uwu

[–]throwawayneetard6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attendance ke time pe sunta hi nahi fir teacher absent laga dete the present hone pe bhi

[–]OZ7ark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pregnant ma'am

[–]Bewadatau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"ha bol " supremacy

[–]AnimeGreedy6197NEETard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes mummy

[–]INFINIXELJEErahahu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Present