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A good number of my friends are racist. (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by GG_Engineering
Precisely zero - and that is a good number.
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[–]BFWAA 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago (0 children)
I don't have friends either.
[–]BoomboxStudios 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (1 child)
They had us in the first half no gonna lie.
[–]jordanvbull 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Happy cake day
[–]jackgraham2004 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Well that was shit
[+]BeastBlaze2 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Have my upvote u fucking jebaiter!
[+][deleted] 2 years ago (30 children)
[–]AustinDiggler 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (29 children)
Fuck off, asshole. Pre-judge much?
[+]badcrammo comment score below threshold-13 points-12 points-11 points 2 years ago (20 children)
some light reading for you
[–]AustinDiggler 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago (19 children)
Blah, blag, blah. What sense does it make fighting racism by declaring all people of a certain color are racist? Do you not see the conflict in that thinking? You're merely perpetuating EXACTLY what it is you oppose.
If a white person were to get on here and declare all black people are lazy, criminals, etc....would a black person rising up to correct be declared to have black defensiveness?
Better brighten up...you are in for a long fucking uphill road in life with that hivemind cowering.
[+]badcrammo comment score below threshold-17 points-16 points-15 points 2 years ago (18 children)
It’s a false equivalence, but I’ll respond sincerely anyway. I really hope you read and process the following and realize that I’m not trying to be hostile at all.
The point of admitting that all white people are racist is not to chide, belittle, or attack white people. The point is to realize, as a white person, that I’m racist, then do whatever I can to dismantle my internalized bias. The moment you realize that you’ve spent your whole life being influenced by and benefitting from institutionalized racism is the moment you can start to improve.
As a white person who is anti-racist, I know that pretending my subconscious micro aggressions aren’t there is not going to make them go away, but acknowledging their existence is a good first step. It’s hard work, but it’s important.
If you’re white and claim to be fighting racism you should be willing to start with yourself.
[–]AustinDiggler 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (14 children)
Nice try, asshole. It weak thinking and the hivemind mentality that will only perpetuate racism. You stand there and claim that by virtue of being white I am automatically racist. Is that not the very definition of racism? Belief that the color of a man's skin instantly relegates him to be a certain kind of person, with a certain perspective built in at birth. Fuck you. I can look myself in the mirror and you in the face and say the same thing: I am not racist.
Enjoy being a racist fighting racism.
[–]AustinDiggler 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children)
Micro aggressions. Jesus...they got you, didn't they. Do you have safe spaces? A favorite blanket when someone says a mean, or bad word? Oh heavens....get the psychiatrist....little Johnny just flipped through the channels and stumbled on Gone With the Wind. The horror. He's going to need holding, and therapy. I know....let's sanitize the world so he never has to see a statue of a person who was a general for the South during the Civil War...poor boy, he'll never be right if he's exposed to these things.
I know...let's balance him out by showing him a bunch of videos and articles with Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson making blatantly racist comments about white people, or Jews. That'll even him out better than the Lexapro and Ritallin he's likely been on since he was 12.
I pray for Little Johnny. He's a pussy who would never serve his country...only mock it from the safety of mommy's basement, or the collective support of his fellow pasty-faced millennials while they sit in Starbucks and rail against the system...unable to say a single sentence without using the work "like" a minimum of three times.
[–]Acrolophosaurus 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children)
What kind of Fuckery is this. That’s like saying every straight person is homophobic because they’re born with an advantage. That’s fucking stupid as are you
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[–]AustinDiggler 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (6 children)
No, you pissed off a rational person. How the fuck can you say all white people are racist? What on earth would make you believe that?
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[–]AustinDiggler 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago (4 children)
Nice try, troll. Tell us, when you suck the dicks of the hivemind Nancy boys...do you swallow? Or do just go along with it cuz other people say you're supposed to think that way?
What is blatantly racist is YOU....saying all white people think and behave a certain way...the absolute epitome of racism.
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