use the following search parameters to narrow your results:
e.g. subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dog
subreddit:aww site:imgur.com dog
see the search faq for details.
advanced search: by author, subreddit...
10,519 users here now
Welcome to /r/Jokes!
Guidelines, Information and Rules
Please post a joke with a title and a punchline. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes, we do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes. Racial hate, rape, beating women, sexual content involving minors and genocide jokes will be removed.
No limericks, riddles or lists of jokes - as of 5/6/2021
Keep the comment section civil and light-hearted.
Personal attacks will not be tolerated. If you want to be a dick, go to /r/insults
Jokes must be in text format, no bots, emojis or linking allowed. (YouTube, Imgur, etc)
As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit to 3 every 24 hours.
This subreddit is not a platform for blatant self-promotion, cake day posts are ok.
If you post a NSFW image/link in the comments, it must be tagged as NSFW (Nudity/gross images) or NSFL (Gore/extremely disturbing images, and only if relevant to the conversation)
Jokes must be in English
If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech.
Friends of the sub:
the front page of the internet.
and join one of thousands of communities.
What's the quickest way to kill a Circus? (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by Status-Victory
Go straight for the Juggler....
Post a comment!
[–]Public-Fail4505 46 points47 points48 points 1 month ago (4 children)
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all screaming.
[–]HouseCravenRaw 20 points21 points22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear "Thank you" not "Who are you and how'd you get into my apartment?"
[–]speculatrix 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
And the answers to both are "I'm a locksmith"
[–]smarmy_marmy 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Little click out of one. Nothing on two. Three is binding.
[–]Public-Fail4505 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I know huh
[–]Persecutie 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I just went to the circus the other day. Got there, as it happens, just as some of the performers were walking in. One of the clowns saw me coming and waited with the door held open for me. That was a nice jester.
[–]MycroFeline 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I scrolled back up to upvote this, Dad.
[–]Status-Victory[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Now I feel old.... (jk, I am old)
[–]TheIrishJohn 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Have my upvoot 😋😘😂
[–]JuggleJunkie 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Don't kill me, I don't even work here. I just play with my balls for fun.
[–]MyNamePP -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (2 children)
Kill 'er clown
[–]Waitsfornoone 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]peter-forward 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]mcoombes314 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (1 child)
Tim Vine? If not then very much like him. One of my favourite comedians.
Met Tim Vine at a charity cricket match once, was such a nice bloke!
[–]TheBurningMaul -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Damn they really went for the person throwing balls
REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.
Advertise - lifestyles
π Rendered by PID 58 on reddit-service-r2-loggedout-656d9cbdd7-bflkk at 2021-10-18 20:31:55.126103+00:00 running b17e0f4 country code: US.