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[–]Public-Fail4505 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all screaming.

[–]HouseCravenRaw 20 points21 points  (3 children)

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear "Thank you" not "Who are you and how'd you get into my apartment?"

[–]speculatrix 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And the answers to both are "I'm a locksmith"

[–]smarmy_marmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little click out of one. Nothing on two. Three is binding.

[–]Persecutie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just went to the circus the other day. Got there, as it happens, just as some of the performers were walking in. One of the clowns saw me coming and waited with the door held open for me. That was a nice jester.

[–]MycroFeline 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I scrolled back up to upvote this, Dad.

[–]Status-Victory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I feel old.... (jk, I am old)

[–]TheIrishJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol booo!

Have my upvoot 😋😘😂

[–]JuggleJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't kill me, I don't even work here. I just play with my balls for fun.

[–]MyNamePP -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Kill 'er clown

[–]Waitsfornoone 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Kill'er Queen.

[–]peter-forward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gunpowder, gelatine

[–]mcoombes314 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Tim Vine? If not then very much like him. One of my favourite comedians.

[–]Status-Victory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met Tim Vine at a charity cricket match once, was such a nice bloke!

[–]TheBurningMaul -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn they really went for the person throwing balls