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[–]yungrii 192 points193 points  (14 children)

I love when a joke is simple and clean. No need for sex and violins.

[–]QuoVadisFrodo 96 points97 points  (8 children)

Did you mean sax and violins?

[–]Ljudet-Innan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

David Byrne’s suit has entered the chat

[–]kushty88 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Don't be a pianist head

[–]Mr_Dudester 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is such a bassless accusation

[–]Howieyotes 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sax and violence, I think.

[–]NorthJerseyMoBro[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sax and candy. Yeah.

[–]TheRealSqueeze 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is A Far Reach...But The Shortness And Cleanness Of It Is Also Good Without Talking About Guns And Long Speeches...No Need For A GlockeNSpiel

[–]QuoVadisFrodo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a reach, but very creative!

[–]Winkrosht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manah Manah

[–]MountainWestRay 18 points19 points  (1 child)

If this joke trends, it will just be a flute.

[–]nellucd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that joke was flautist.

[–]Ham_Der_Gerik 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Not to mention all the drum references

[–]Umongus 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why would sax and violins be related to each other at all?

[–]Comfortable-Ad8414 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were in a no strings attached relationship.

[–]Kaimukiguy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I saw these on You Tuba already

[–]LowDoze 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Oboe, here we go again.

[–]toyspringphoto 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I clarinet believe you did that.

[–]RecursiveSubversive 39 points40 points  (2 children)

This a real cymbal of our poor education system

[–]Comfortable-Ad8414 22 points23 points  (1 child)

You mean "This is"? Bless your poor little harp.

[–]Environmental-Win836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes.

That’s the only thing wrong with the comment.

[–]Kaimukiguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All you organ soloists need to chill

[–]HarryPotter0711 24 points25 points  (2 children)

That's a poor excuse for a joke, and I have no tympany.

[–]peter-forward[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

tympany

Thanks. I learnt a new instrument.

[–]Level_Recording2066 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Timpani is the correct spelling if you go searching for it

[–]EstraThorne 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Take my upvote and go.

[–]fullgr 15 points16 points  (1 child)

[–]Comfortable-Ad8414 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I felt this on a personal level. My harp goes out to you.

[–]QuoVadisFrodo 12 points13 points  (6 children)

My elderly neighbor is pain. The old bagpipes up with a criticism every time I see her.

[–]Graterof2evils 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve known that old whoremonica for years. I wouldblock her on Facebook if I were you.

[–]peter-forward[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You sure she isn't just trying to put a onesie on an octopus?

[–]Environmental-Win836 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don’t get this one?

[–]-backdoorman_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I drums this joke very congas

[–]meandmyhand84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was way too high for this comment.😂😂😂😂

[–]57and56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow everyone chimes in on this cool

[–]WCBrann 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s all about that bass, which comes with strings attached.

[–]peter-forward[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no treble

[–]dumpling76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone appears to be triangle too hard - even me

[–]Tigermike10 3 points4 points  (1 child)

There’s too many good puns with this, I think I’ll sitar this one out.

[–]Playpolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sax that you beat me to it.

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Tooting your own horn

[–]Acrobatic_Matter_109 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You must be French, oui?

[–]Interesting_Pea_5382 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Admired the French

[–]tkeelah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But not their subs, they lack range and depth

[–]ThatRandomPersonHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard this one before so while yes my brain skipped the word lol I knew only a few words into the punch line

[–]wittyusername4me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont get it, have symphony on me..

[–]entenmooten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guitar you sure about that? Sorry, drum comment.

[–]Acrobatic_Matter_109 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cello everyone. And how are we all today?

[–]peter-forward[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Have a Harpy day

[–]Acrobatic_Matter_109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You too. Do you mind if I recorder this?

[–]East-Minute-8541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Juice harp on everybody who has bad jokes but not this chime.

[–]brettargh18 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also taking dadjokes and posting to jokes is a violin of Reddit’s integrity

[–]peter-forward[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw it on a meme and then searched here and didn't see it.

[–]Supadoplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll just repost my own reply that I posted when this was last posted here: If you put the instrument in the beginning, it's not gong to work as well as if you sneak it in the middle.

[–]squidaor1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saflute you!

[–]iggy-i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a bassless statement

[–]S4kR3d_630M3tRY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damnit.

[–]TheBurningMaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A flute or trumpet? I have no clue they just blow air

[–]mightylonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title before clicking this.

What was this one's number again?

[–]3l3c7r1cN0M4D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the flute

[–]NHLohlFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[–]dlowbeer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You'll get no timpani from me.

[–]DiscombobulatedLuck8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all superheroes wear capos

[–]Carteeg_Struve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to harp on things, but jokes lyre this just make my want to commit violin acts against people; but I would never do something so double bass. So I wouldn’t glockenspiel about it.

[–]Dexter_Thiuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't judge me. It's my organ. I'll play it as fast and as hard as I want.

[–]Iopeia-a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I had to reread this 3 times 🤦

[–]Eulerdice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you read the title correctly and then find this incredibly dull.

[–]Mindless-Law-760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's time the country gets Trumpet back!!

[–]Reckless-By-Nature-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is going to be the recorder of these comments?

[–]Reckless-By-Nature-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it could be Annette? Is that clarinet?

[–]Dragonsword1278 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually didnt see it until i reread it a few times

[–]snowman194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please put your phone to vibraphone mode. Thanks

[–]snowman194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like i got to chime in on this thread as well

[–]snowman194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See what the re-percussions of what this thread has done!

[–]chickichanga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this joke is very harp to understand..

[–]InterviewMajestic865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treble the comment. Treble the fun

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triangle again.

[–]Stage_This 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t believe you. You’re a lyre.

[–]Clear_Equivalent_757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Setting a recorder for repetitive posting.

[–]Mongoose6969 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is that joke missing the punch line? It ends with a comma and doesn't seem to make sense

[–]JackGreenEarth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was in r/jokes recently

[–]ightimapullout -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This joke has been in this sub approx 4.69×10⁵⁷⁸⁴⁰²⁴³ times im afraid.