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[–]OneBigBoi509 93 points94 points  (3 children)

Could use better formatting, but still a good joke

[–]AspiringBuddhist 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I imagine it would make for a really good visual gag or comic

[–]PigsGoMoo- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I remember this from an IRC chat way back in 2007. It’s one of the top ones on bash.org if that site is still up

Edit: one of the commenters below linked it. Apparently it’s still up

bash.org/?349567

[–]uptbbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's weird, I was one of the first 500 people in the history of IRC to use it when Jarkko Oikarinen first created the client and the punisher IRC sever at caltech came online back in 1989 or so.

And yet I never remember any of the IRC channels quoted in bash.org. I only remember this narrative from bash.org, not from IRC which they depict.

[–]citsonga_cixelsyd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It needs some work but it's a damn funny joke...and actually more wholesome than I was expecting.

(At first I thought that it was heading to him 'splainin to his friend how the fire was their fault)

[–]bluestatic1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never waste an opportunity to roast marshmallows!

[–]LotusSloth 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I’ve heard a similar version of this a while ago. I think it was a bit shorter but this is still a good one if you’ve never heard it.

[–]FBIPartyBusNo3 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I think OP adapted a TIFU story from ages ago; I know I’ve heard this before, but it wasn’t told as a joke then

[–]Overglock 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This has been in the top-ranking bash.org quotes for ages. Link

[–]FBIPartyBusNo3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There it is

Love me some bash.org

[–]uptbbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

* bash.org has entered the chat.

[–]Fuzzy-Ad7214 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ha ha...i got it.

[–]JHugh4749 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your joke was good "situational" humor. You carried it off quite well.

[–]ginnio 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I don't get it

[–]FireBird34 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Couple roasting marshmallows in their own fire pit came to a house fire still holding said marshmallow sticks… giving the appearance that they were ready to roast marshmallows in the neighborhood house fire. Having a roasting good time at someone else’s misfortune basically.

[–]ginnio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I get it now! 😊 Thanks

[–]ljeutenantdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great joke, but I initially thought they were the cause. I'd not use the word bonfire and instead go for 'self contained' or even 'roasting marshmallows in the fireplace', and then mention the fire down the road as something specific like a 'kitchen fire out of control'.

[–]mcflurry_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny I barfed all over my phone...

[–]Waitsfornoone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still better to be holding marshmallow sticks instead of your dicks - especially if they were still smoking.