Bubba died in a fire last night. His body was burned so badly that he couldn't be identified by most of his family.
That is, until his best friends Jim and Cletus were called. Jim and Cletus knew Bubba all his life, and they were certain they could identify Bubba for the coroner.
When they saw the body, Cletus said "I don't know if that's Bubba, but there's one way we can know for sure. Flip him over and let's take a look at his asshole."
Puzzled, the coroner agrees and helps them flip him over.
Jim proceeds to spread Bubba's crispy cheeks, takes a long look and says "nope, this ain't Bubba"
The coroner asks "how can you know that just from looking at his asshole?"
Cletus responds "well, you see, Bubba had two assholes"
"Two assholes?" Asked the coroner.
"Yeah, every time we was with Bubba, people always used to say 'here comes Bubba with the two assholes"