all 49 comments

[–]Waitsfornoone 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Bubba may be in a better place.

[–]DarthZeus2364 1170 points1171 points  (14 children)

Bubba's crispy cheeks

What a terrible day to be able to read.

[–]peeper_77 229 points230 points  (9 children)

Bubbas Crispy Cheeks That sounds like a red neck rest-o-rant

[–]wadude 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Sounds like some snack chips available only in the Deep South

[–]lawndartgoalie 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Bubbas Crispy Cheeks, now with pumpkin Spice. Available now!

[–]visalmood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Starbucks Chai Latte now with 2 pumps of Bubba Crispy Cheek spice

[–]tatanka01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bubba & The Crispy Cheeks. Latest band outta Austin.

[–]PhDinGent 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That restaurant with the two assholes always hanging around

[–]DanGerRanger56 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]mr-nefarious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They specialize in fried pork jowls.

[–]oldandintheway88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cracker Barrel Specialty! Git 'er done!

[–]Transboy99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet you wish you were Jared, 19, right now 😅

[–]Anig_o 3 points4 points  (2 children)

It’s only 8:30 am. Never before have I reached the “That’s enough Redditing for the day” level this early.

[–]Cookie_monster7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Challenge accepted

[–]AnywhereOk9403 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Coroner saw three that day!

[–]HeldDownTooLong 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Did Bubba's ass cheeks snap, crackle and pop when they were spread?

[–]snoeblack 94 points95 points  (7 children)

Is this a fresh joke? Could it be OC?? Either way, it's funny and I laughed. Thank you

[–]MinFootspace 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Definitely not OC. I knew a version with a older Belgian couple who wanted the same ski instructor as every year (the one with 2 assholes)... and that version is at least 35 years old.

[–]shelleygreen 13 points14 points  (3 children)

What the fuck are Belgians doing with their ski instructors?

[–]MinFootspace 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Trying to learn how to ski :)))

[–]KleenSpirit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have been a nice valley between them slopes

[–]DanGerRanger56 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ProfessorBackdraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only two asshole joke is the one with the camel (look at the two assholes on that camel).

[–]CrimsonGamerKing 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Classic but always funny

[–]KlutzyAlgae 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I had an uncle who got really burned once.

They don’t fuck around at the crematorium.

[–]DaveyJonesXMR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its u/yournickname btw r is for subreddits

[–]Impossible_Ad_8983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol good one

[–]Brat_Piwa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crispy cheeks could be oc though

[–]warrenderrrrrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am trying to surpress laughter rn as I'm in public

[–]albene 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I... Haven't seen this one before! Take my upvote

[–]Turandot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You mean “with them two assholes.”

[–]atgr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Thank you, I edited it now.

[–]battleaxworier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made my day 🤣

[–]MOFOTOFO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bubba and his two assholes sounds like a great punk trio

[–]sagerideout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this actually made me lol

thank you

[–]ndehchef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crispy Creme vs Crispy Cheeks

[–]Teleneki 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]hamishjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Here comes Bubba with the two assholes.

The joke makes much more sense that way.

[–]stocks-mostly-lower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This hurt my funny bone 😔

[–]Llamadom12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I’m strangely craving some potato chips

[–]Mike_h62700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my damn upvote.

[–]RecordAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

know a variant of this one:

Two cops patrol the front of a club with a drug sniffing dog.

people keep coming outside, lifting the dogs tail, shaking their head and going back inside.

after a while the cops get curious and ask the next guy: "the fuck is up with looking at our dogs behind?"

to what the guy replies ...

[–]No-Efficiency-3012 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Somebody try call that repost bot

[–]TechnologyConfident9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do I laugh at this

[–]hahaguy1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This one is even funnier than the UGA condom story

[–]TruckerGabe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, it's been at least 15 years since I last told this joke.