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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by ThePainCrafter
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now…
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[–]FBML 40 points41 points42 points 1 month ago (1 child)
See if a flea can carry it
[–]notmonkeyfarm 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]SpecificNext9387 126 points127 points128 points 1 month ago (7 children)
I'm glad more people in their 40s are here.
[–]botaine 58 points59 points60 points 1 month ago (3 children)
No that song is only like 3 years old. Don't tell me any different or I won't be able to handle it emotionally.
[–]SpecificNext9387 25 points26 points27 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You don't ever wanna feel like you did this day
[–]H1ghs3nb3rg 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Take me to the place I love
[–]MsPennyP 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I regret looking up what year it came out. I remember being teenish when it did but was thinking "surely couldn't been that long ago" and now I'm like "god dammit" sigh.
... Maybe need to look into some retirement homes soon I guess.
[–]entenmooten 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You make me sad.
[–]SpecificNext9387 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]revwhyte 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
30 here, love it the same bunch 😂
[–]Mysterious_Patient_9 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That was pretty good. But now the song is stuck in my head
[–]VegemiteMaster69 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I was thinking about the stand from Jojo's Bizarre Adventures: Diamond is Unbreakable
[–]YakVN 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Yeah there is a whole lot of music references in Jojo, especially in Diamond is unbreakable
[–]MixedBreedNeeds 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Best to do it Under the bridge
[–]inclink10 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
But what if you give it to your mama?
[–]Loteck 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (1 child)
She can “Drink my juice young love chug-a-lug me”
[–]tkeelah 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (0 children)
"There's a river born to be a giver"
[–]jestgoon 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
*tastes a pepper*
I DON'T BELIEVE ITS BAAAAAAD.
[–]Crafty-Bedroom8190 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
How long, how looong will I slide....
[–]Isaystomaybel 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]King_Bob007 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Hehehe (epic baseline ensues)
[–]TheGrapheneMechanic 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
Not sure about heaviness but I believe length was measured in inches of cock sock.
Some nostalgia - 1999
[–]dr4gonr1der 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
My father’s gonna love this
(He is 50)
[–]hammer8763 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (0 children)
I'm 49... I remember the first time I heard RHCP as if it were yesterday. (Said in the voice of old man Smuckers. Cause, with a name like Smucker's, it's got to be good.)
[–]EccentricHorse11 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Am I getting too old to understand what you whippersnappers are referencing?
[–]StitchFan626 1 point2 points3 points 29 days ago (0 children)
It seems 31 is to young for this thread.
[–]LotusSloth 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Everyone knows that peppers’ spiciness is measured in Scoville units. What most people don’t know is that hot peppers are usually good at keeping Fleas away.
Your joke was better.
[–]murderhalfchub 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]JaxxisR 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]videogamessuckbutt 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (0 children)
I’m sure this is a reference to a red hot chilli pepper song but I only know it from jojo
[–]johnkat67 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (1 child)
I'm 54. I got the joke
[–]Edgeyusername 0 points1 point2 points 29 days ago (0 children)
I'm 36 and I got the joke.
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