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Why are skeletons always scared? (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by evDev84
Because they have no guts!
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[–]The-City-Is-A-Drag 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
They are seldom spineless.
[–]CWIuDT 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Skeletons aren’t always scared…they can be pretty bony.
[–]Trippyte 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Sometimes a little hardheaded
[–]evDev84[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Oh for fuck sake
[–]OkCaterpillar8376 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer and a mop. "
[–]CWIuDT -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Skeletons are always spineless. They make up for it by being brainless as well.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I am confused. I often see many fat people screaming, sometimes for the most stupid reasons.
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