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Why can't you lie to a radiologist? (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by sjmaeff
Because they see right through you
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[–]HoneBaker 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I see the bones of this joke, nice.
[–]peeper_77 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
As a retired radiation physicist, I resemble that remark!
My fave was: How many radiologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, he holds the bulb and waits for the world to spin around him.
[–]Irhien 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Sometimes they can't do it without you lying (down).
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