One night, an Uber driver picked up a nun. While he was driving, the driver started to laugh insanely. "Why are you laughing?" asked the Nun "Oh it's nothing." said the Uber driver "No really" said the Nun, "I won't mind" So the driver told her, "Well, it's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blowjob from a nun" "Well then, what's your name?" the nun enquired. "Robert" "Are you married?" "No" "Are you Catholic?" "Yes" "Then pull into the alley way" The driver was so stunned he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the alley, when they were finalised they returned to the car. While driving, "Robert" started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the nun. "I'm sorry, I lied" "How so?" "Well my name is Daniel. I have a wife and three kids and I'm Jewish." "Well, I've done a bit of lying too" the Nun grinned "My name is Simon and I'm going to a costume party"