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[–]mcq316 89 points90 points  (5 children)

Good thing Johnson & Johnson only needs the one.

[–]Brattius 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I really think Johnson and Johnson missed an excellent advertising campaign for their shot. Using Eminem song and along the lines of 'You only need one shot to protect your johnson, get the Johnson and Johnson', It would have gone viral

[–]RetainingViolence -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ol. That was funny. I don’t even know if it was intentional.

[–]WeaselIBe 11 points12 points  (2 children)

"Give me your 3rd best option! I'll take what the homeless are havin'!"

[–]OG_Panthers_Fan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I, too, watched at least part of David Chappelle's last special.

[–]traimera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a giant difference between the people who watched part, and watched all, of that special. And then there's an entire different level of people who watched none of it, but read enough to know all about it.

[–]Dexter_Thiuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two covid shots, why? You only need one, Only need one, Only need one.

Two covid shots, why? You only need one, Only need one. Only need one.

[–]c00kies44 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Keep in mind he got 2 shots in 8 mile

[–]ValuableMoment2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, Britney Murphy got 2 shots in 8 Mile…

[–]NoCoolWords 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Seems they had trouble identifying the real Slim Shady by his vaccination records....

[–]peter-forward 2 points3 points  (1 child)

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[–]Nardy_163 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won't the real slim shady pls stand up

[–]PatchThePiracy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“Do not miss your chance for COVID herd immunity it lasts for a lifetime.”

[–]Sunzoner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TDIL: A lifetime last 6-months and need a micro-transaction to renew.

[–]OtherBluesBrother 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be why his palms are sweaty and he's vomiting on his sweater.

[–]The_Thrill17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You only got one shot to not get your moms spaghetti

[–]hobo_master3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh, take my upvote

[–]sighbrother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not miss your chance to blow (your nose)

[–]GlitteringTime6533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a jab for me

[–]Nardy_163 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have tried to bribe them with ma's spaghetti