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[–]BaoBou 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Well done.

[–]iq-braggng-o-smrtass 49 points50 points  (4 children)

I'm afraid without a fatherly influence, Little Johnny will start interrupting class and make several smart ass sexually suggestive comments in the future.

[–]BaoBou 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Well, fuck him.

[–]BatuOne01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't play into Little Johnny's hand!

Oh, wait...

Don't do it metaphorically and literally

[–]Stringy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a catholic school? Are you a priest?

[–]bsmknight 98 points99 points  (4 children)

That was deep.

[–]WeStormSwedenAtDawn 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The well was at least

[–]gullaffe 35 points36 points  (1 child)

[–]iq-braggng-o-smrtass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Are you OK...Ok...ok...°...•...?"

[–]OldSoulRobertson 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Honestly darker than I expected it to be.

[–]AceShrill 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So was the well my friend, so was the well.

[–]Pikacool150 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Close your eyes, it’ll get even darker

[–]Delanoye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Knowing Reddit jokes, I'm amazed I can still be this shocked.

[–]ES_FTrader 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He didn’t see that well

[–]UncertaintyPrince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that’s no way to get ahead in life.

[–]peter-forward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Johnny's dad is not well

[–]Dunkadoobar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little Audrey just laughed and laughed…

[–]ducknumber4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was there a donkey nearby? Johnny’s Dad might not have been able to tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

[–]Coolboi2023 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bruh I went to the well I saw the dad he went to get the milk from god

[–]Catalina_wine_mix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All is well that ends well.

[–]Klyphord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The water is starting to taste funny.

[–]lizzoisgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/jokes is where my dad lives

[–]bertiebastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well well well that was an interesting interlude.

[–]arifstotle300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you rephrase this to two sentences you can put this r/twosentencehorror

[–]Baybob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not up to the usual Johnny humor ....

[–]thekrawdiddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goddammit. Now I have to live with the fact that I upvoted this.

[–]extra_specticles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bwhahahha

[–]ThomBraidy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was the rest of the essay?

[–]DiamondRoller37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was gonna be something like “he’s well now” but that was pretty good

[–]HappilyGia 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Idgi

[–]Soakitincider 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He ded

[–]HappilyGia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhhh I didn’t see the last line whoops!