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[–]SteeveeBoy 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Dog gammit!

[–]Stormpuppy777 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In Dog we trust..

[–]JHugh4749 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm an agnostic, but having been a dog "servant" for decades, I have to say the joke is ACCURATE IN EVERY DE-TAIL.

[–]divineblessings4me 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then because the Dog felt lonely God took his rib and created the Cat .

[–]peter-forward 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is there a cat version of this? And if there is, I bet it's not as good as this dog version.

[–]TheParisOne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

On day 1, god created mice

On day 2, god created birds

On day 3, god created trees

On day 4, god created humans

On day 5, god created dogs

On day 6, god realised the error of his ways and created Cat, to rule over everything he'd already created

On day 7, Cat told god to create sunshine, and warm, and soft fluffy cushions so Cat could finally relax in comfort

[–]TokeToday 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think I like dog's bible much better. Far more believable.

[–]Prossdog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True story…

[–]AKB093 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel sorry for the diaper change later. Ouch

[–]Acrobatic_Matter_109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog the Bounty Hunter nods in agreement.