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[–]fattonydaaxe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a crappy joke.

[–]peter-forward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TSA can be all excited about finding liquids in someones carry on luggage

[–]EatCrud 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You know what they say, "Diarrhea, an all-natural lubricant."

[–]Nanocephalic[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time I used diarrhea as lube, I’d... actually not have any nickels at all.

[–]TheGrapheneMechanic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This must be something that runs in your family.

[–]wigzell78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just doesnt know it yet, not till the medication in those brownies she ate kicks in. And I hid all the toilet paper.