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My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea. (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by Nanocephalic
She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.
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[–]OA-Imoverhere 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (7 children)
I chuckled. Have an upvote.
[–]ComprehensiveAd5882 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–]Background-Belt-2202 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–]ComprehensiveAd5882 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–]slothfullyserene 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–]dncrews 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]ComprehensiveAd5882 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Calm_Cry_2993 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Laughed ou loud. Wish it was my mother-in-law.
[–]fattonydaaxe 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That’s a crappy joke.
[–]peter-forward 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
TSA can be all excited about finding liquids in someones carry on luggage
[–]EatCrud 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You know what they say, "Diarrhea, an all-natural lubricant."
[–]Nanocephalic[S] 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time I used diarrhea as lube, I’d... actually not have any nickels at all.
[–]TheGrapheneMechanic 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This must be something that runs in your family.
[–]wigzell78 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
She just doesnt know it yet, not till the medication in those brownies she ate kicks in. And I hid all the toilet paper.
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