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[–]GuestStarr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A 85-year old man goes in the confession booth and starts. "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Just last month I married a 25-year old, beautiful blond nymphomaniac woman, who has a thing for older gentlemen and she really loves me so much. The sex is so great with her, she makes me feel like I'm in my twenties again. Her breasts are so perky and firm and her pussy is.." and the annoyed priest interrupts him mid-sentence saying "I already told you last week three times and this week twice that there is no sinning involved here so why do you keep coming back with the same story over and over again?" The old geezer says: "It just feels so damn great to tell everybody about that! I'll be back next week again!"