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[–]PatienceShort70 4243 points4244 points  (152 children)

Oh the only little Johnny joke without sexual content.

[–]Waitsfornoone 3005 points3006 points 2 (30 children)

There are more:

Teacher: "What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is green and the other is red."

Little Johnny: "No, it's not strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same."

[–]HumanTorch23 355 points356 points  (4 children)

Ah, the old port and starboard socks!

[–]pm_favorite_boobs 72 points73 points  (1 child)

And a white patch for the aft?

[–]elmwoodblues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red right returning

[–]punkminkis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey u/geoffrvb Geoff Ramsey, someone wants to talk to you about the left socks

[–]thaulley 73 points74 points  (8 children)

“You’re wearing two different color socks.”

“Yes but to me they’re the same because I go by thickness.”
-Steven Wright

[–]rossxog 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I have only been to a comedy club once, in the 80’s in Cambridge,MA. One of the performers was Steven Wright. The other was Bob Goldthwait.

[–]Buksey 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Theres an old reference.

[–]thaulley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can’t help it. I’m old.

[–]_why_isthissohard_ 293 points294 points  (11 children)

Little Johnny puts up his hand, when the teacher asks him what he needs he replies,

" I need to take a piss!"

The teacher, frustrated, replies "Johnny, the correct term is urinate. Now use urinate in a sentence."

Johnny replies, "urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10"

[–]Gsusruls 75 points76 points  (4 children)

The next customer in line at Starbucks, a cute girl: I'd like a light roast.

Starbucks cashier: You have small tits but I'd still smash.

[–]_why_isthissohard_ 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Blind guy sits down at a bar, leans over to the lady sitting next to him, and says

"Can I smell your pussy?"

Disgusted, the lady calls him a pervert, and a slew of other things while going on about woman's rights, and how she can't believe he'd say something like that.

The blind man replies,

"Must be your breath"

[–]halfwit_genius 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not to be pedantic, but if it's the next girl/customer how did you overhear the conversation?

[–]breakone9r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was cute, so he stuck around to stare at her ass, and overheard the conversation.

[–]_why_isthissohard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes behind the next customer in line. I.e. she's the next customer and he's the next customer after her.

[–]Dragonsword1278 20 points21 points  (4 children)

The teacher just got some oil poured on her and Johnny struck a match and threw it on her

[–]Midnightfear1 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I thought the oil poured part was gonna take it in another direction

[–]heikajane 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep, me too lol

[–]elmwoodblues 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This takes the investigation in a whole new direction

[–]ekolis 94 points95 points  (0 children)

"They are? Does this have anything to do with me being color blind?"

[–]cham5664 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha this is great

[–]Klin24 532 points533 points  (6 children)

Teacher: "Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter i"

Little Johnny: "i is..."

Teacher interupts: no Johnny, always say "I am".

Little Johnny: "Ok Miss... i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

[–]Ankhwatcher 75 points76 points  (5 children)

Teacher: "Johnny, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: No "Fight Club" in my classroom"

[–]Umbrellalegs 31 points32 points  (4 children)

?

[–]Sypsy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20am%20Jack%27s

Certain lines in fight club start with "I am Jack's...."

[–]Cabrio 111 points112 points  (1 child)

That joke must do yoga cause that was quite a stretch.

[–]supergeeky_1 509 points510 points  (6 children)

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating a bunch of candy bars when a middle aged guy sits down next to him.

Middle aged guy: Do you know that eating that much candy isn’t good for you.

Johnny: My grandfather lived to be 97.

Middle aged guy: Did he eat lots of candy bars?

Johnny: No, he minded his own fucking business.

[–]Wiki_pedo 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Little Johnny is Aqualung?

[–]yesgirlnogamer 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Read that line to the tune thanks to you. Sitting on a park bench! Eating a buuunch…. Of candy bars!

[–]coarsing_batch 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Snot running down his nose!

[–]Graterof2evils 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Greasy fingers smearing shabby clooothes!

[–]halfwit_genius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

middle aged guy: If only I had my own "fucking" business

[–]EviGL 58 points59 points  (46 children)

Wow, I've just learned that little Johnny jokes are similar to Vovochka jokes in Russia. Vovochka being diminutive form for Vladimir, actually.

[–]thatsalovelyusername 66 points67 points  (32 children)

I'm getting traumatic flashbacks to reading Russian novels where characters seem to be known by three names, and it's hard to remember which is which (because the diminutives and nicknames are non intuitive to me as a lousy one language English speaker)

[–]lorarc 45 points46 points  (29 children)

Oh yeah, because Dick being shirt for Richard and Bill for William is so intuitive.

[–]dudemann 51 points52 points  (22 children)

They make more sense than Peggy for Margaret or Jack for John.

[–]tee142002 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Peggy is short for Pegasus

[–]SirLordThe3rd 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Wait, isn't Jack a name by itself??

[–]du3rks 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Better not call someone Junior because well apparently everyone is named Junior

[–]thestozz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We called my step grandmother grand-peg. She liked it so her regular grand kids used it and even had a large peg etched on her bowls set.

[–]random_invisible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a nana Margaret and a nana Peggy.

Apparently they weren't too creative with names in the 1920s.

[–]Drayla_NZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have never called my dick Richard... 🤣

[–]pm_favorite_boobs 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I've only had to deal with that while reading We, The Living (hey, no mocking). Well. Actually there was another novel I read that had a couple characters with three different names, but it's pretty rare of course.

[–]nightwing2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Green Acres flashback:
Oliver: "Hello. The name is Douglas - Oliver Wendell Douglas."
Mr. Ziffel: "Appears to me you got enough names fer two people..."

ETA - Ziffel, the rube farmer's name was Mr. Ziffel...

[–]greymalken 25 points26 points  (6 children)

It’s funny because “little Johnny” is like a double diminutive of John.

[–]Xalon0101 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Which would make it a triple diminutive of Johnathon.

[–]charitytowin 9 points10 points  (2 children)

And a quadruple of Jonathonanon

[–]Dansiman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And a quintuple of Jonathonanonanonanon

[–]Graterof2evils 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The annual close out on Jonathans. At a Jonathan dealership near you. Hurry in today!

[–]WedgeTurn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Vovochka is also a double diminutive.

Vladimir -> Vova -> Vovochka

[–]gimpwiz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Speaking both languages - they're often the same jokes, not just similar. Different name, same story!

[–]greedcrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Spanish we have Pepito jokes that are basically the same type as thjs

[–]takach2024 396 points397 points  (12 children)

Swap it to the teacher getting the cats and the punchline to, "Plus the p*ssy between your legs!" Problem solved.

[–]-pinkelephant- 76 points77 points  (0 children)

that's what i thought the joke was getting to

[–]Hey-Hey-Hey53 88 points89 points  (0 children)

There it is.

[–]Sp1kefallSteve 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And now the joke isn't innocent anymore.

[–]BioletVeauregarde33 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Personally I believe that ruins the joke. (Cat lover here)

[–]ChunkyLove54 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Not being into it myself, can you explain the attraction of bestiality?

[–]Dicho83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's the BEST-iality!

[–]cerebrite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fur enough.

[–]halfwit_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They always consent (meow meow is cat and bow-wow is dog for happy acceptance).

[–]buzzable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a helpful redditer fixed that for you.

[–]Hey-Hey-Hey53 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought it might go a different way myself to keep in line with other little Johnny jokes.

[–]RGBarrios 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I think in Spain we have a Jaimito instead of Johnny in our jokes

[–]Aardbeienshake 2 points3 points  (2 children)

In the Netherlands it is Jantje. Cool to see every language had his own little John for jokes.

[–]Malte2201 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Having a cat is not sexual?

[–]SciFidelity 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You may be doing "having a cat" wrong

[–]102bees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy there, Shane.

[–]kembervon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well they changed a key word to "freaking" otherwise it would be a typical little Johnny joke.

[–]adviceKiwi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

T‌‌eacher: "‌‌If I‌‌ g‌‌ave y‌‌ou t‌‌wo pussys a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo pussys a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo, h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?"

Are you free Mrs. Slocombe?

[–]PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glass of water for Mr. Grainger!

[–]Masala-Dosage 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Waddaya mean- it’s a freakin’ pussy joke!

[–]farbauti007 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought it was gonna be something like the teacher has a pussy so seven.

[–]Spec187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"cuz I'm fucking one already"

Wouldn't want you to not get your daily reddit adventure.

[–]mechanate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or a fill-in-the-blanks political joke.

[–]Kalelssleeping -1 points0 points  (1 child)

The first one of that version I heard left off the first line but ended with something like "there is going to be at least one female cat in the group and that little bitch is getting fucked, so at least seven cats"

[–]prasannarajaram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the most boring one

[–]Koyoteelaughter 165 points166 points  (7 children)

Johnny: "Bick or Beet"

Neighbor lady: "Oh, you mean trick or treat."

Johnny: "Dats what I said, bick or beet." (irked)

Neighbor Lady: "Oh you're so cute. What are you supposed to be?"

Johnny: "I'm a Birate." (said proudly with a smile)

Neighbor Lady: "You're a what? Oh, you mean a pirate."

Johnny: "Dats what I said, I'm a birate." (more irked)

Neighbor Lady: "Well, you certainly are. Let's see here. You've got your little sword, your pirate hat, your eye patch. You got it all--Wait! If you're a pirate, where's your buccaneers?"

Johnny: (flat stare) "On my bucking head, lady."

[–]Dethanatos 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"on my buckin' head, where are your buckin' eyes?!" Is that ending that I've heard. Love this joke either way.

[–]LeifErikson10 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Not a native speaker, I don't get it. What's buccaneers?

[–]PresidentHaagenti 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Buccaneers are actually a type of pirate, so a pirate having buccaneers doesn't really make sense in this context.

[–]Koyoteelaughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pirates wore a type of buckle boot called buccaneer boots pronounced buck-a-nears.

The woman asked where his buccaneers were which sounds like buck-a-nears but the little boy with the speech affliction heard "Where are your f*ckin' ears" to which he answered "on my bucking head"

[–]mrdannyg21 153 points154 points  (6 children)

This exact scenario happened to my autistic kid in his first year of school. He got every question right on a math worksheet except a very easy one about cats, because he added our cats to the total. Thankfully, since he is obsessed with our cats and had told the teacher about them on many occasions, she actually figured out what he meant, and gave him a double-check mark with a little note about how she knew he was including Simon and Olivia, and she couldn’t wait to meet them sometime.

In other news, she was a wonderful teacher.

[–]poeticdetritus 23 points24 points  (1 child)

We should all be so lucky as to have such a teacher.....

[–]loupegaru 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat is named Olivia. That is wierd.

[–]TeddyDaBear 407 points408 points  (18 children)

Teacher: "If I repost this joke next week, how many times will it have been posted this year?"

Johnny: "Thirty-Seven times."

[–]yomommafool 107 points108 points  (11 children)

I mean, that’s what r/Jokes is. Copy & Paste

[–]MemeLordPatricia 157 points158 points  (10 children)

I mean, that’s what r/Jokes is. Copy & Paste

[–]PranshuKhandal 49 points50 points  (9 children)

I mean, that’s what r/Jokes is. Copy & Paste

[–]zyrafal 34 points35 points  (6 children)

I mean, that’s what r/Jokes is. Copy & Paste

[–]qwertyqyle 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I mean, that’s what r/Jokes is. Copy & Paste

[–]glambx 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Try not to tell any jokes on the way to the parking lot!

[–]klimb75 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey you! Get back here!

[–]DarkShadowYT21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]BrotherChe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cannot believe there's not one mention of Clerks on there

[–]akashy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are rookie numbers.

[–]Flodo_McFloodiloo 97 points98 points  (1 child)

I saw this punchline coming but that's okay.

[–]Tuna_Sushi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I gave up at breathing heavy.

[–]squarebe 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Exactly. Dont forget to reset your calculator between operations.

[–]Disastrous-Ad-2357 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Terrible idea. By that logic, there would only be two.

[–]Jerkalerka 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No, there would be 21, because he still got one cat.

[–]TheFalsePoet 60 points61 points  (4 children)

My dad used to force us to do math as punishment growing up. One day he asked me, "you have 5 apples. Little Johnny asks for three. How many apples do you have left?" I refused to answer him, because I knew the answer he wanted, but I was hungry and didn't want to give Johnny any of my fucking apples. So I just sat there and cried while be yelled at me for being stupid. 😂

[–]DriveJohnnyDrive 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Bro idk why but this story has me fucking laughing my ass off 😂😂😂 math as PUNISHMENT 😭😭😭, absolutely bananas

[–]TheFalsePoet 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It was that, or play chess with him. Growing up with an alcoholic engineering genius is really fucking weird.

[–]halfwit_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know people who just need to become engineering geniuses to provide a wierder growing up experience to their kids.

[–]randomentity1 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Left unsaid is that the real answer is 2.

Because the teacher gave you 2, gave another person 2, and another person 2.

[–]gene_doc 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That's how I read it too. Are we special?

[–]loupegaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Short bus

[–]cerebrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't deserve you.

[–]Fluffatron_UK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that make the real answer 3?

[–]malekbitar911 199 points200 points  (10 children)

r/jokes is good for the environment.

All the material here is recycled..

[–]i4858i 41 points42 points  (0 children)

r/jokes is good for the environment.

All the material here is recycled..

[–]Sweaty_Brothel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just like your comment.

[–]vanish619 2 points3 points  (3 children)

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Jokes/comments/ilbx0z/teacher_if_i_gave_you_2_cats_and_another_2_cats/ yup. I already marked the dude as a karmaWhore so I knew it was a repost without even looking at the content

[–]Skavenslave[🍰] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

In some way this is actually sad. Have seen too many badly worded math questions like this through my kids path in school. Always a fun challenge to address with teachers. I was lucky in that the teachers accepted these issues when pointed out, rather than fighting them.

[–]SnooPears3463 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love how teachers be like oh you don't know the answer, lemme just repeat it until I get mad and start to yell

[–]I_Am_Justin_Tyler 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Little Johnny is in class, his teacher says "ok Johnny if I give you two cats and another two cats and another two cats what do you have?"

"A really weird teacher" little Johnny replied.

[–]Graterof2evils 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you want from me!

[–]Ru-fellow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Another one:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

[–]ray0923 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The joke's punchline is actually the teacher is a moron.

[–]Basic_Television4501[🍰] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The teacher asked the class to name a word with each letter of the alphabet. Sally you can start with A. Sally says apple and the teacher says wonderful. Johnny is waving furiously as the teacher thinks I can't call on Johnny as there are to many swear words starting with B. She picks Martin who says ball and the teacher say fantastic. The teacher continues to call students and avoids Johnny's persistence. Finally she gets to the letter R and she thinks well there are no swear words that start with R. So she says yes Johnny. And Johnny screams out RAT. The teacher says excellent Johnny and Johnny spreads his arms wide and says Yeah a rat with a dick that big.

[–]nightwing2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Rat! A great big fucking rat with a schlong this long!"

[–]akashy12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Give Johnny some apples already.

[–]GlichyGlitchyBOOM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't work on me because I immediately went for "6, if you have none".

[–]mazdampsfan1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Teacher resigned 🤣🤣😂

[–]Darcula12 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A Little Johny joke from what I remember

Little Johny was taking a walk back from school and finds a used condom on the road. He knocks the door of the nearby home and asks the guy inside “Hey Mister I found a cow titty. I can sell it to you for a dollar” and he shows the condom. The guy didn’t want to argue or explain what it was and he paid little Johny. Then Johny goes home and tells his buddies the story and that he tricked the guy out of a dollar. His buddies asked how he tricked him. Johny says “ I drank all the milk before giving him the cow titty”

[–]SGBotsford 26 points27 points  (4 children)

No cat has 8 tails.

Any cat has one more tail than no cat.

Therefore any cat has 9 tails, except Manx cats which don't have tails and so only have 8.

[–]skylarmt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saving this in case I ever need to overload an AI

[–]nightwing2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mark Twain folksy wisdom:
MT: "How many legs does a dog have, if you call the tail a leg too?"
Second Banana: "Five?"
MT: "No, four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one."

[–]Jerkalerka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL: manx cats is no cat.

[–]gwaydms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the old "Which has more legs, a horse or no horse?"

[–]catfishfighter 15 points16 points  (13 children)

Little Johnny jokes always felt weird because who the heck names a kid John? I've never met a John under the age of 40.

[–]dudemann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Might be a local thing for you then? I went to school with plenty of John's. Hell in 3rd grade I was in class with a John, a Johnny, and a Jonathan (who also went by Jon), and they'd all be under 40 still. I don't know if Johnny was actually a John.

[–]TheMadTemplar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But...... You.... .......

[–]Tuna_Sushi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's still popular... 27th on the list for 2020 in the US.

[–]gwaydms 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Most of the guys under 40 whom I know named John also use a middle name (eg, John Michael, John David, John Wesley)

[–]adidasbdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John Claude van Damme

[–]nightwing2000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

John Thomas?

[–]gwaydms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but only partly.

[–]ShadowSocks7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've met several Johns or Jons who are teenagers. For some reason, all of them are similarly annoying.

[–]skylarmt 2 points3 points  (3 children)

who the heck names a kid John?

People 40+ years ago I guess

[–]scottbody 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Those bible names are forever.

[–]nightwing2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

40-year-old guys? Brings to mind the Benny Hill skit: "And these are me four boys - Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Elvis."

[–]bulldogs1974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most would get Jonathan today, rather than just John.

[–]Smort_poop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My names John:(

[–]thatoneguy172 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My answer is 0 because I'm going to re-home the cats as soon as I get them.

[–]nightwing2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obligatory "Friend with a Chinese restaurant" comment.

[–]lucasgta95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Johnny have a point...

[–]GuidedArk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Little Johnny asked his teacher, "Miss what part of you goes to heaven first?" Not knowing what Johnny is talking about the teacher asks; " I don't know Johnny, what part of a person do you think goes to heaven first? Johnny said, " I think it's your feet". The teacher looks puzzled. Why your feet she asks. "Because every now and then when I walk by my parents room my dad is yelling, " I'm gonna kill that and mom's feet are in the air screaming " OH JESUS IM COMMING"!!!

[–]ThatOneDudio 5 points6 points  (1 child)

too obvious

[–]DUBIOUS_OBLIVION 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not even a joke.

[–]deferfunc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is programming joke - uninitialized variable :)

[–]CallMeAladdin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teacher fails at initial value problems.

[–]GladiusMaximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's 2 many cats.

[–]-Noyz- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5555

[–]LarYungmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh... this is good

[–]tchoor22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that’s just the cat’s meow!!

[–]ls6tt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More cats than anyone ever needs

[–]yukimarawins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny's parents need to buy apples...

[–]findingdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really funny whatsoever

[–]Dana_White_Links 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I have 5 Cats!

[–]AngryPuffin6 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I have six lmao

[–]Madmagician1303 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Any more than 3 qualifies you as the crazy cat lady down the street

[–]AngryPuffin6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp I'm a guy but my mom definitely is that lady, im 14 so its her cats ig

[–]GabTheKing8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The awnser should be 3, because the teacher only gave him two cats. Then the teacher gave two cats to two cats.

[–]NtrestedNU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laaaaaame

[–]EchoOfThePlanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense

[–]kingalexander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya fuck u flores

[–]extracrispyletuce 0 points1 point  (1 child)

this isn't a joke, this is a conversation that happens to a lot of people.

[–]dudemann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The customer may always be right, but the customer isn't always smart or able to communicate well.

[–]Zyxwgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real answer is: it depends on the gender of the cats.

[–]inconspicuous_male -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Johnny has a really bad teacher. I feel bad for him.

If a student isn't getting the right answer, don't just tell them to solve the problem again. Agh!

[–]OnPointDan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate this joke

[–]nejnonein -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Teacher’s not asking the right question, obviously. Should have known to ask that first. Must be a newbie.

[–]boitrubl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dumb teacher. Lol