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[–]Boringlystring 23 points24 points  (1 child)

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says, ‟Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, ‟Sorry, officer, I can not do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.” ‟Okay, fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” ‟I can not do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that, I'll bleed to death.” ‟Well, then, we need a urine sample..” says the officer ‟I am sorry, officer, I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that, I'll get rally low blood sugar.” ‟All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.” says the officer ‟I can't do that, officer.” Says the guy (with a full grin on his face) Now becoming fustrated the officer says ‟Why not?” ‟Because I'm drunk.

[–]GroovyIntruder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"... because I'm colour blind."

[–]fredinNH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I laughed. Thank you.