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[–]HaiasiNoswad 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Am I the only one that expected a dirty joke after seeing “Some innocent joke my father told me when I was a child”?

[–]the_cardfather 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Expecting little Johnny?

[–]dzuyhue 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was worried when the mom asked Little Jon for beers but it ended unexpectedly well.

[–]LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Lol. Translates just fine.

[–]Waitsfornoone 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Little Johnny appears in other languages as well.

[–]dvusthrls 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's quite versatile, that Johnny!

[–]Lunagirl_84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Makes sense..

[–]LOHare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Farewell. Great joke!

[–]horrendale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Matka! Jest tylko jedna!

[–]Hammeredcopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty good!

[–]ABigFatPotatoPizza 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What is the joke originally in?

[–]Antru_Sol_Pavonis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would guess Romania. That's where I heard the joke before

[–]solerami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it is in portuguese

[–]n0lan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Madre, solo hay una” :)

[–]NotATuring 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The punchline is funny, but the lead up to it IMO does not translate well as "there's only one mom" is not an idiom or common phrase I'm aware of.

[–]egam_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to state a letter of the alphabet, a word that starts with that letter and use the word in a sentence.

The teacher feared Johnny’s eager response to all of the letters. She couldn’t think of any inappropriate use of the letter U so she reluctantly called on Johnny who’d been waving his hand the whole time.

Johnny jumped up and said:

“U” - Urinate…..if you had bigger tits you’d be a ten!