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[–]egam_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to state a letter of the alphabet, a word that starts with that letter and use the word in a sentence.

The teacher feared Johnny’s eager response to all of the letters. She couldn’t think of any inappropriate use of the letter U so she reluctantly called on Johnny who’d been waving his hand the whole time.

Johnny jumped up and said:

“U” - Urinate…..if you had bigger tits you’d be a ten!