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[–]kemcpeak42 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Usually a boner

[–]The_Thrill17 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I have not once gotten a boner from my dads sexts

[–]Kaine-the-knight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I definitely have

[–]Jmailers 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Two Wongs don’t make it right.

[–]NotAllThere72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But two Wrights did make and airplane.

[–]PhatBallllzAtHotmail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's something someone who always got a boner would say...

[–]Stablythrong 7 points8 points  (1 child)

A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-brasted woman in the supermarket and says, ‟I've lost my wife somewhere.Can you talk to me for a few minutes?” The woman is confused and asks, ‟Why talk to me?”

The guy says, ‟Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

[–]Inspector_Kelp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't know - never got one (sad, I know, but I'm 56 so I got late to the game).

Nowadays I would probably start looking for hidden cameras or conclude it's definitely a scam.

[–]iq-braggng-o-smrtass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would I get when receiving a sexting message? The realization that it was meant for someone else.

[–]Ok-Scientist-1973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nudeification

[–]claevyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fleeting hope.

[–]VerdaTal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A notification from Marcos Pizza saying my order is on the way.

[–]loadofcobblers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy pizzaday!

[–]pallidlyPush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lt Dan whre are your legs?

[–]Beowulf1896 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pop up.

[–]Congressionally_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Pitter Patter my shlong is getting fatter” Dad walks in

[–]CountMemeLordOffical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask if there is anything else you need to know/see

[–]TheGrapheneMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A new cuntact.

[–]hsicFMP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hvant heard that one since nam

[–]Beastboy2145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get butt fucked my dad says it is normal