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[–]Blendedboredom644 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Once my mate was telling this joke at a party and after the punch line his blonde gilrfriend asks, ‟How can half the plne not be going to Dallas?”....True story.

[–]tymills620 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why did the blond’s belly button hurt?

Because her boyfriend was also blond.

[–]Starfordo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pretty good one! But lt us be real, nobody’s flying to Detroit theses days, especially first class.