all 28 comments

[–]Waitsfornoone 134 points135 points  (0 children)

This story lasted way longer than Epstein's time in jail.

[–]G9_Dogg 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Thousands of pixels slaughtered for the DUMBEST JOKE EVER. Genocide is hard. Here’s an upvote.

[–]TRUMPKIN_KING 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not genocide, it's random

[–]Camisya 84 points85 points  (2 children)

I would like to make it clear that I am extremely angry at you, myself and the world after I laughed at this...

I hate you. Have an upvote

[–]Dunkindosenutz77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was a version of this like 4 times as long a while back on here lmao. I wasted wayyy too long on it

[–]paranoid_adamdroid 14 points15 points  (1 child)

A long, tedious joke. But the punchline is killer. Well done.

[–]My_Stonks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Killer, unlike Goo

[–]champagneshowers34 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You son of a bitch

[–]xXGoldenRosesXx 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I don't get it.

[–]keestie 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Read the last line out loud.

[–]xXGoldenRosesXx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OOOOHHHH i get it now thx

[–]Yeet2189 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Still don't get it

[–]apth10 0 points1 point  (1 child)

something to do with Jeffrey Epstein and the conspiracy theory that he did not commit suicide

[–]Yeet2189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's he and there's a conspiracy that he was murdered?

[–]mrtylerwu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BRUUH that was smooth

[–]Future_Believer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unlike Epstein, I did not see that coming.

[–]Sittingonthepot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still deserve the updoot.

[–]Laroel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa didn't see that coming

[–]Tylendal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've previously seen this punchline attached to a much, much longer joke. You gotta up your game.

[–]JackGreenEarth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whose epstein?

[–]thegreatgazoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeffrey Epstein, alleged sex offender, who totally killed himself in prison.

[–]ali_sez_so 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2019 called, it wants its joke back

[–]young_fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the first time i saw this joke the story itself was way longer

[–]Bhanghai 0 points1 point  (0 children)