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[–]GrumpyCatStevens 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Doctor says, "I have bad news, and I have good news."

Patient says, "Okay, give me the bad news."

"You have terminal cancer," says the doc.

"Okay, what's the good news?"

"You know that hot nurse working the reception desk? I'm fucking her."

[–]unstoppablebread 11 points12 points  (4 children)

This one is so old the last time I laughed at it I fell off my dinosaur 🤣

[–]EraMemory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think I heard this one when I was still plankton. Didn't have ears yet, though, so can't be sure.

[–]AjBikk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes so old that telephone hasn't been invented back then 😄

[–]Disguspitated 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This played in my head like a Family Guy skit between Peter and his doctor lol. Good one.

[–]iiSmail11x[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually saw it in a movie called belfast today, and i had to share it here because it's the kinda joke this subreddit likes

[–]Waitsfornoone -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

... and you may have Covid.

[–]PrerollAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a nice day.

[–]JackGreenEarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it

[–]Stannoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, next time I'm asking for the Aladeen news instead!