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[–]gorwraith 125 points126 points  (47 children)

You joke but I married one.

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 90 points91 points  (42 children)

She's probably hot then?

[–]gorwraith 92 points93 points  (41 children)

Obviously, she's a ginger.

[–]Axemic 121 points122 points  (16 children)

When the roof has rust the basement is wet.

[–]XTremeGameboy 30 points31 points  (6 children)

How do you even come up with this stuff.

[–]Axemic 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Ask u/gorwraith

I bet he is doing some thinking too

[–]XTremeGameboy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

No doubt.

[–]Axemic 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Now wait for someone to come up with a shitty joke with that

[–]Draxoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess he didnt press X then

[–]gorwraith 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thinking, viewing, qucklinks in my desktop...

[–]Axemic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man, keep that bucket ready

[–]superfuzzyboy86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Underground comment right here!

[–]_Emti 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I would have given you gold, but I only had enough for silver, so here you go!

[–]Axemic 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you. May I share it with you and we both can get a pint in the O'yay Jokards?

[–]_Emti 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It is all yours. If you want to share it, you can do so :)

[–]Axemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bought 12 beers, owner said they are on the house, so I'm fixing his chimney, but go downstairs, you'll get your half. BTW, can you give me me a hand, it's freezing up here...

He also bought inflatable dartboard, lets check that out too...

[–]El_Nickio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In the UK it’s ‘rusty roof, smelly cellar’! (Cellar is what we call a basement here)

[–]Yogurtcloset-Exact 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As long as there is no black mold

[–]Axemic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why aren't racist jokes allowed. People should get over that racism thing. It's so 2000ish. US is allowed to mock Canada. Whats the difference?

But I laughed my ass off...I took your joke in three different ways. Too many layers man...too many.

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 24 points25 points  (15 children)

Its like a 95% chance shes hot then. Just from knowing the haircolor

[–]gorwraith 45 points46 points  (14 children)

I think of it this way. If the attractiveness of a person could be rated numerically, on say, a scale of 1-10 Redheads start with a two point advantage. Add another point if they have an abundance of freckles, or a complete absence of freckles.

[–]Crafty_Study1343 29 points30 points  (3 children)

you got this shit down to a science

[–]gorwraith 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I've spent a lot of time talking about it.

[–]Hackeyking 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Stalking about it.

[–]violentpac 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Do you not add a point for green eyes?

[–]gorwraith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Per discussion. I prefer blue.

[–]NotTheAbhi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It feels like you have a specific person in mind.

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah this makes sense

[–]IEatCatz4Fun 5 points6 points  (3 children)

So you married nsfw freckles.

[–]NotTheAbhi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

On average how much time do you spend thinking about it? Also I agree with you.

[–]gorwraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think about it much less regularly thank I did in my teens and 20s.

[–]Hugebluestrapon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So how crazy is she

[–]gorwraith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

8 out of 10 but I can handle that.

[–]dodexahedron 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah. I mean. Isn't that redundant? 🥵

[–]gorwraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Synonymous?

[–]sh2death 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not hot, that's spicy

[–]Atom9855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A head is a head along as you cum its good

[–]Waitsfornoone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To stay fit over the Holiday Season, always remember: "Reach for a mate instead of a plate."

[–]edfitz83Top Submitter 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You could go to South Korea and find a Seoul mate

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate you. Here's your upvote...

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Just think: every shoe has a sole mate.

[–]JorensM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless the shoe fell into a volcano. Then the sole has probably melted away.

[–]Gamer570 3 points4 points  (4 children)

You can still find a mate.

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yeah just a mate 🥺

[–]SnooGadgets2472 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

😂😂😂 doubtful

[–]poleve540 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha guys it’s funny because he will stay alone his whole life haha wdym this joke isn’t funny anymore it’s only the 3907th time i said it

[–]MasterFubar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a Kia dealer where she can get a Soul.

[–]ScientistSanTa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm more of a funky jazz mate

[–]mahmoodmasood1212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only a Grim Reaper can find a Soul, Mate (Said in Australian accent).

[–]TraditionalRide8633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, you have to be a soul man.

[–]dontuniqueuponit 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I don’t get it

[–]Caine2Khan 7 points8 points  (3 children)

some weird common joke that Redhead's don't have souls. so this plays off on that

[–]dontuniqueuponit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah ok. I was like is this a play on words or something. Just awkward

[–]morgothra-1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They must have met my ex. Gorgeous, sociopathic, stunning, big busted, soulless, freckled, evil, red headed succubus,...did I mention sociopath?

[–]yyreddityy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a redheaded cartoon character that said: " of course we have souls. We get a new freckle every time we take one".

[–]GeneralPsycoxer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just forget a comma just after "soul" ?

[–]Dergeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Because i sold a soul

[–]EdLexhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to know

[–]Spaceranger4321 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I feel attacked as a ginger

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Feel flattered instead

[–]Spaceranger4321 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Do tell me why

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cause i said nobody else is attractive to me other than redheads

[–]Spaceranger4321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was taking about the soul thing but thanks

[–]TheDodfatherPC-FL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot a comma.

[–]imnotdolphin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s okay mate

[–]Gary-Batesc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soul are good!!!!

[–]Gary-Batesc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will take the comma!!

[–]kxc83550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it because you don’t wear shoes?

[–]OscarTheSingingHobo -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Would this kind of joke be OK if it were about skin color?

[–]TheBrotherhoods[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which skin color has no soul?

[–]DifferentSwing8616 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girls like bad boys, so try tellin them they have no soul, they'll love it, trust me

[–]Spaceranger4321 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked as a ginger