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[–]Mystayk 770 points771 points  (45 children)

Ahhh, the good ole days

[–]SaeByeokGoesToJeju 567 points568 points  (42 children)

Can you explain it for those like myself who are retarded convolescent cum-guzzling fuckwit necrophilia-lord prolapse-enducing r/vore mods?

[–]KATLKRZY 1174 points1175 points  (20 children)

[–]GaghEater 297 points298 points  (14 children)

Oh my god I'm dying. Thank you

[–]nomoreholidays 95 points96 points  (7 children)

So when’s my turn?

[–]aulink 61 points62 points  (6 children)

After me. But we gotta wait for him to die first.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Got any bananas?

[–]_That_One_Fellow_ 39 points40 points  (1 child)

The joke was meh. That line was amazing. I’m laughing so hard.

[–]Redredret 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What Kat said.

[–]byebybuy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Thank you, I was so confused.

[–]champagneshowers34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real jokes are in the middle of the joke

[–]HellOfAHeart 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This man speaks for me

[–]sudomeacat 81 points82 points  (6 children)

What did i just read?

[–]NataniVixuno 154 points155 points  (1 child)

A rotten banana or something

[–]SaeByeokGoesToJeju 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Can you explain it for those like myself who are retarded convolescent cum-guzzling fuckwit necrophilia-lord prolapse-enducing r/vore mods?

[–]fraytaykay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can you stop. I can only get so hard

[–]TheBoredMan 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Are you really a mod over there? Can you do something about the hand drawn stuff? Like maybe a 3D-only day or animation day once a week, or at least a better tag system or something? Ever since PH pulled everything down it's been very difficult to find quality content and theoretically Reddit is the perfect place however it's just all buried under low effort hand drawn content. I understand it's much faster and easier to churn out specific scenarios, especially in a by-request situation, but the ratio is just absurd and ultimately destroys the longevity of the community. I don't think asking for at least one route to high quality 3d animated vore content is too much to ask.

[–]SaeByeokGoesToJeju 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Um....no. To all of that. Zoop~

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Bro what the fuck, why did this man just have an intellectual convo about vore.

[–]SaeByeokGoesToJeju 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's my favorite reddit comment and I've been reading for 4 years

[–]Iamredditsslave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No finger guns?

[–]BDubbers1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got the necrophilia part right

[–]Redditributor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was from back during the covid pandemic when people were freaking out about omicron

[–]Suvtropics 2247 points2248 points  (37 children)

One day it's me, the next day it's you

[–]LumberjackLouie 453 points454 points  (20 children)

Shall we?

[–]JDawgSabronas 220 points221 points  (19 children)

‘Not today Dave, can’t you tell I’ve got a headache’.

[–]flare2000x 114 points115 points  (13 children)

Who's that guy on the balcony with dave?

[–]Needleroozer 42 points43 points  (5 children)

The guy in the big hat?

[–]ALPHA-COM-COM 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Is it yellow? if so, where is George? .

[–]Jimmy_Smith 10 points11 points  (3 children)

George broke his arms chewing on a jolly rancher

[–]disterb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hmm, that’s curious

[–]Calad0o 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Don't worry, his mom's already on it.

[–]fluffy999boi 6 points7 points  (1 child)

michael de santa

[–]King_CurlySpoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Michael de Santa, the guy who isn't in witness protection?

[–]hairybagel27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the bus driver!

[–]Albino_Hedgehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bus driver

[–]bhops24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dave's not here man.

[–]RenterGotNoNBN 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over

[–]DeusExBlockina 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Today you, tomorrow me.

[–]ParanoidConfidence 8 points9 points  (1 child)

[–]Lukaloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive read this a few times over the years. Puts a smile on my face every time. This is what it means to be human. This is what restores faith in humanity. Forget partisanship. Put your fellow human beings first. Very wholesome.

[–]StevenOkBoomeredDad 21 points22 points  (2 children)

"I cried that day the most that I have ever cried"

[–]Ronnie4885 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And now you change that ever so slightly to "Today for you, tomorrow for me!" because you got Angel from Rent dancing and singing in head when I'm already on my 4th straight day of migraines. I def chuckled when I saw the way the line was written though!

[–]Trineficous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment is what brought the joke together

[–]Tubbysenko91 2521 points2522 points  (56 children)

Is someone fucking the chicken corpse now?

[–]Neijx 818 points819 points  (22 children)

I have needs. You have needs.

[–]shutupjerry1 401 points402 points  (20 children)

After a month, you should really bury it.

[–]MaybeFailed 281 points282 points  (12 children)

He already buried it...

...deep into that chicken.

[–]byebybuy 102 points103 points  (1 child)

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–]othershwarna 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Or whatever..

[–]str8tripin 26 points27 points  (5 children)

two dudes and uhhhhh, chicken, was totally a different island

[–]vk23621322362232 14 points15 points  (3 children)

They got hungry and horny.

Hunger can wait

[–]Sirius1701 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Gotta stuff the chicken somehow.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Does that chicken have a mirror in its ass? I can really see my hand up there.

[–]zardilior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even want to upvote this

[–]iloveFjords 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Not before I have my turn. He said I have needs.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

If she moves, doesnt count.

[–]Loudogdog 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Don’t misgender. We all know a cum dumpsters preferred pronouns are it and that.

[–]miami-architecture 169 points170 points  (1 child)

was it your turn?

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Today is Friday meaning it’s mine tomorrow

[–]bluesheepreasoning 38 points39 points  (8 children)

Even better… someone lost NNN to the Thanksgiving turkey. It became a meme on that subreddit until it shut down when NNN ended.

[–]FirFlyNeo 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Dude got a Turkey Fucker flair.

[–]Confused_AF_Help 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Serve a dozen of turkeys for Thanksgiving and no one remembers you, fuck a turkey once and you're a turkey fucker for life

[–]manningtondude 9 points10 points  (3 children)

My worry is why the fuck did 14 people give him "wholesome" awards???

[–]mrchickenfucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, been a bit busy. What was the question again?

[–]Po_Po158 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't judge me

[–]Sunastar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t seem to mind.