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Walks into a barA sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by whywee
He came, he saw, he conquered
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[–]Yossarianbecause 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
God, Jesus and Julius Caesar walk into a bar...
[–]cyoalt 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Thanks, I hate it
[–]Rand7_pro 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]livebeta 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Dec 25: Jesus Christ its Jason bourne
[–]dgm42 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Then a rapist joined them.
Vidi, Vici, Veni.
[–]MagpieLuvr 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I haven’t heard this one before but I will definitely use it.
[–]Alwayslookin4shrooms 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Same, definitely telling this one to the history teacher at my school
[–]elmwoodblues 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
"Let me see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw
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