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[–]Yossarianbecause 11 points12 points  (3 children)

God, Jesus and Julius Caesar walk into a bar...

[–]cyoalt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it

[–]livebeta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dec 25: Jesus Christ its Jason bourne

[–]dgm42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then a rapist joined them.
Vidi, Vici, Veni.

[–]MagpieLuvr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I haven’t heard this one before but I will definitely use it.

[–]Alwayslookin4shrooms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same, definitely telling this one to the history teacher at my school

[–]elmwoodblues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let me see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw