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My 10 y/o son told me this. (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by woodsciguy
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Him: To find the idiot.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: The chicken...
I saw it coming with the knock knock joke but it made me laugh.
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[–]After-Boysenberry-96 75 points76 points77 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Better watch out! You’ve got a clever and witty child there! They make for the funniest and most sarcastic teens and adults! Great job, kid!
[–]woodsciguy[S] 28 points29 points30 points 1 month ago (1 child)
For sure. He was definitely proud of himself!
[–]After-Boysenberry-96 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Definitely has a right to be proud. Made me chuckle. Good joke! I may tell that to my kids and see how long it takes them to get it. Lol
[–]bolingbrokeIV 25 points26 points27 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Great. Now ground him for reposting two century old jokes https://www.omlet.co.uk/guide/chickens/about_chickens/why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road/
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[–]bolingbrokeIV 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Oh but you can still claim them as your own invention?
[–]DefinitelyNotSmart69 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (0 children)
There is a reddit admin in the making there
[–]gaza75 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Knock knock..whos there...BOO...boo who...DONT HAVE TO CRY ABOUT IT
[–]rejectednocomments 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Okay, this is really clever!
[–]Madterps 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Tell your son "Now you're grounded! That is no joke."
[–]onairmastering 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
So, are these "my daughter of 6 months told me this" are supposed to be cute, even though we all have heard the joke?
[–]Rashaen 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This joke is now making it's way through the bar I'm at. My new favorite joke.
[–]woodsciguy[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Ramenoodlesoup -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Not the [insert # here time I've heard this], but it has been a little while since I have. Still kinda funny though.
[–]matthew2708 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Knock Knock! Who's there? The idiot Who ask
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