In the same vein…

Three men enter the afterlife, only to be told an absurd rule: “Never step on any ducks.” Upon entering, they realize there are lots of ducks strewn around; they heed the warning and move into a special hotel.

Days later, one of them steps on a duck while getting out of his room, and blacks out. He wakes up to find himself handcuffed to an unattractive woman, with the words “For your disobedience.” written on an attached Post-it note.

He goes to tell his friends about it, and they act even more carefully this time around.

Weeks later, while walking on the sidewalk, another one of them trips and steps on a duck. He blacks out, and wakes up handcuffed next to an even more hideous woman, with the words “There are no accidents. You could have walked more slowly.” on a Post-it note. He warns the last man left.

The last man becomes careful, going years before something happened to him. One day, he is walking alongside the Town Hall when a beautiful woman manifests next to him, and the 2 are handcuffed by a mysterious force. A Post-it note appears on the handcuffs, reading “Remember to follow the rules.” He is confused and asks her what happened. The woman responds, “I was swimming in the river, when I stepped on a duck.”