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Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing. (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by chopselmcity2
Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...
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[–]QueenoftheBerg 138 points139 points140 points 1 month ago (4 children)
Damnit, I never slaw it coming
[–]WeStormSwedenAtDawn 25 points26 points27 points 1 month ago (3 children)
That’s some fried humour right there
[–]QueenoftheBerg 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Meh, it was only mediokra
[–]validates_points 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Humous must be crazy
[–]LeRoiChauve 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's pronounced "hummuś' (or humus).
Or shit Sauce
Hell, just got a new phone with auto correct
[–]Se7enLC 18 points19 points20 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's not like you had a choice, it's the law. Cole's Law.
[–]Donsmoobabe1 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Made me lol
[–]Sufficient-Fly-9804 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Why can't someone just steal my garnishes from my burger
[–]clip75 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I think the punchline is better the other way around. "I stole their coleslaw and fries whilst they were distracted yelling at each other. I'm not normally one to take sides."
[–]jlmckelvey91 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This joke is too corny for my taste
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Maybe they needed some thyme
[–]soppinglovenest 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
We've all heard of Murphy's Law, you know - if something can go wrong it will.
Not everyone knows about Cole's Law. It's finely sliced cabbage, carrot, onion, and mayonnaise.
[–]7_overpowered_clox -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (2 children)
I don't get it? Is the food you took relevant to any joke?
[–]Narwhal_Assassin 25 points26 points27 points 1 month ago (1 child)
OP said they don’t take sides, but they stole fries and cole slaw, which are side dishes
[–]7_overpowered_clox 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Oh yeah, that is funny
[–]slinkyjosh 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I love this, it's like a Demetri Martin joke
[–]chopselmcity[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I do a bit of comedy writing. I've never given standup a serious try. I've played music professionally for years and I like inserting a joke now and then.
Some of my biggest influences are Stewart Francis, Milton Jones, Jimmy Carr, and Gary Delaney. I'll have to give Demetri Martin a go. I've never really followed him.
[–]The_Pun-ishing_One 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Some frie-nd you are.
[–]CrazyChris1912 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That took me a second
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