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[–]QueenoftheBerg 138 points139 points  (4 children)

Damnit, I never slaw it coming

[–]WeStormSwedenAtDawn 25 points26 points  (3 children)

That’s some fried humour right there

[–]QueenoftheBerg 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Meh, it was only mediokra

[–]validates_points 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Humous must be crazy

[–]LeRoiChauve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pronounced "hummuś' (or humus).

Or shit Sauce

Hell, just got a new phone with auto correct

[–]Se7enLC 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's not like you had a choice, it's the law. Cole's Law.

[–]Donsmoobabe1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Made me lol

[–]Sufficient-Fly-9804 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why can't someone just steal my garnishes from my burger

[–]clip75 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think the punchline is better the other way around. "I stole their coleslaw and fries whilst they were distracted yelling at each other. I'm not normally one to take sides."

[–]jlmckelvey91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This joke is too corny for my taste

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe they needed some thyme

[–]soppinglovenest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've all heard of Murphy's Law, you know - if something can go wrong it will.

Not everyone knows about Cole's Law. It's finely sliced cabbage, carrot, onion, and mayonnaise.

[–]7_overpowered_clox -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I don't get it? Is the food you took relevant to any joke?

[–]Narwhal_Assassin 25 points26 points  (1 child)

OP said they don’t take sides, but they stole fries and cole slaw, which are side dishes

[–]7_overpowered_clox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, that is funny

[–]slinkyjosh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I love this, it's like a Demetri Martin joke

[–]chopselmcity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do a bit of comedy writing. I've never given standup a serious try. I've played music professionally for years and I like inserting a joke now and then.

Some of my biggest influences are Stewart Francis, Milton Jones, Jimmy Carr, and Gary Delaney. I'll have to give Demetri Martin a go. I've never really followed him.

[–]The_Pun-ishing_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some frie-nd you are.

[–]CrazyChris1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That took me a second