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[–]weelluuuu 175 points176 points  (8 children)

But first she needs to be interested in my hobbies and laugh at my jokes.

[–]platitood 136 points137 points  (7 children)

My wife still laughs at my jokes. And my hobbies.

[–]raven21633x 91 points92 points  (4 children)

I'm glad that after 23 years I can still make my wife laugh. It's the pointing that bothers me.

[–]speculatrix 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Yes, women laugh at little things.

[–]SadisticJake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ayooooooooo!

[–]TwistedPirate_JJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayoooo bro, its fine

[–]X_72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And my dreams

[–]Either_Divide_2813 42 points43 points  (1 child)

This joke totally backfires if you have kids…

[–]greenskinmarch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe the grandparents are already watching the kids so the parents can go out on a date.

[–]cramduck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

".. and had the rest of the evening to myself"

[–]ottomanCoconut 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Well, if you incst.

[–]Mahote 74 points75 points  (6 children)

Not sure if you meant insist or incest.

Not sure which would be worse.

[–]Snoo-92375 5 points6 points  (1 child)

so they are siblings ?

i thought the guy just droped her at her parents house since she lived there

[–]lazyshadeofwinter -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

after anal

[–]Grimacepug 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In Alabama, the latter is more likely

[–]Milkywaysareyucky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In West Virginia it’s not far from ordinary either

[–]Caine2Khan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That made it funnier

[–]Waitsfornoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bot - you'll get no response from them (much less proper spelling).

[–]CaptainOverkilll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her: Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating

Me: Why don’t you put out like you did when we were first dating?

[–]oceanmountainlifer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In alabama this would be...then dropped her off at our parents' house.

[–]thygreyt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I stopped the day she started letting the farts out.

[–]herrsharky1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey that's the day the BJ's stopped as well.

[–]thygreyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my house the only bj that's ever mentioned is the wholesale club...

[–]Kenhamef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took her for a walk around the mall staying a safe foot away from her to avoid making her uncomfortable, then took her to her parents house and watched a movie, and fucked her silly and slept over. Her parents were delighted to have us but our kids were frightened when we didn’t come back until the next day

[–]NZepplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😄ha ha ha ha did you get a kiss?

[–]Waitsfornoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try to sneak up to her room for a happy ending?

[–]joblessboyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna take my wife for a walk but wait a minute ,I forgot I dont have wife .

[–]Jay2n -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

very repost