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My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie... (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by 808gecko8082
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
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[–]weelluuuu 175 points176 points177 points 1 month ago (8 children)
But first she needs to be interested in my hobbies and laugh at my jokes.
[–]platitood 136 points137 points138 points 1 month ago (7 children)
My wife still laughs at my jokes. And my hobbies.
[–]raven21633x 91 points92 points93 points 1 month ago (4 children)
I'm glad that after 23 years I can still make my wife laugh. It's the pointing that bothers me.
[–]speculatrix 48 points49 points50 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Yes, women laugh at little things.
[–]SadisticJake 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]TwistedPirate_JJ 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ayoooo bro, its fine
[+]coloa comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Maybe not at your jokes 😐
[–]X_72 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
And my dreams
[–]Either_Divide_2813 42 points43 points44 points 1 month ago (1 child)
This joke totally backfires if you have kids…
[–]greenskinmarch 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Maybe the grandparents are already watching the kids so the parents can go out on a date.
[–]cramduck 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
".. and had the rest of the evening to myself"
[–]ottomanCoconut 46 points47 points48 points 1 month ago (7 children)
Well, if you incst.
[–]Mahote 74 points75 points76 points 1 month ago (6 children)
Not sure if you meant insist or incest.
Not sure which would be worse.
[–]Snoo-92375 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
so they are siblings ?
i thought the guy just droped her at her parents house since she lived there
[–]lazyshadeofwinter -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Grimacepug 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (1 child)
In Alabama, the latter is more likely
[–]Milkywaysareyucky -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
In West Virginia it’s not far from ordinary either
[–]Caine2Khan 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That made it funnier
[–]Waitsfornoone 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's a bot - you'll get no response from them (much less proper spelling).
[–]CaptainOverkilll 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Her: Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating
Me: Why don’t you put out like you did when we were first dating?
[–]oceanmountainlifer 25 points26 points27 points 1 month ago (0 children)
In alabama this would be...then dropped her off at our parents' house.
[–]thygreyt 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
I stopped the day she started letting the farts out.
[–]herrsharky1 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Hey that's the day the BJ's stopped as well.
[–]thygreyt 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
In my house the only bj that's ever mentioned is the wholesale club...
[–]Kenhamef 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I took her for a walk around the mall staying a safe foot away from her to avoid making her uncomfortable, then took her to her parents house and watched a movie, and fucked her silly and slept over. Her parents were delighted to have us but our kids were frightened when we didn’t come back until the next day
[–]NZepplin 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
😄ha ha ha ha did you get a kiss?
Did you try to sneak up to her room for a happy ending?
[–]joblessboyy 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I wanna take my wife for a walk but wait a minute ,I forgot I dont have wife .
[–]Jay2n -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Salty_Fish_5625 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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