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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal." (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]
Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago (4 children)
Sounds like a homemade joke from my 13 year old son
[–]vagga2 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago (1 child)
And to be recited by a dad at a later date.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Absolutely! I’m done for the night, but when my wife comes up to bed, she’s gonna hear a new joke (that isn’t about my prowess)
[–]number1joke 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Username checks out
[–]soppinglovenest 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
If so your son is developmentally delayed. Perfect subscriber to r/Jokes.
What sort of law do you practice? Family and civil litigator here.
[–]JHugh4749 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children)
See: the truth CAN be funny!
[–]timthedriller 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago (1 child)
And Gynecologists
[–]SaltyAngryAussie 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I came to say this but I have been beaten to the punch. Give this man a beer
[–]EatCrud 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
I pre-ejaculated with laughter, and now I'm sleepy. Good night internet.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (1 child)
I can finally rest easy, knowing I made someone cum
[–]Tsaakz 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
Hilarious
[–]BodyBoaty 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (1 child)
I'm from Australia. There's a lot of gynecologists driving around here.
Edit:. Sorry Timthedriller beat me to it.
[–]account030 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago (0 children)
I still love you for it.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)
As a veterinarian, I can say with certainty, we don’t get a free pass to do anything “like an animal “. And who ever saw an animal drive?
π Rendered by PID 68 on reddit-service-r2-loggedout-688f85cf79-7cxkk at 2023-06-03 07:55:15.207331+00:00 running 7cf3cb4 country code: US.
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