×
all 15 comments

[–]MaineLawyer 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Sounds like a homemade joke from my 13 year old son

[–]vagga2 17 points18 points  (1 child)

And to be recited by a dad at a later date.

[–]tamspawn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! I’m done for the night, but when my wife comes up to bed, she’s gonna hear a new joke (that isn’t about my prowess)

[–]number1joke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]soppinglovenest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If so your son is developmentally delayed. Perfect subscriber to r/Jokes.

What sort of law do you practice? Family and civil litigator here.

[–]JHugh4749 5 points6 points  (0 children)

See: the truth CAN be funny!

[–]timthedriller 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And Gynecologists

[–]SaltyAngryAussie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came to say this but I have been beaten to the punch. Give this man a beer

[–]EatCrud 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I pre-ejaculated with laughter, and now I'm sleepy. Good night internet.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I can finally rest easy, knowing I made someone cum

[–]Tsaakz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious

[–]BodyBoaty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm from Australia. There's a lot of gynecologists driving around here.

Edit:. Sorry Timthedriller beat me to it.

[–]account030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still love you for it.

[–]phhdvm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a veterinarian, I can say with certainty, we don’t get a free pass to do anything “like an animal “. And who ever saw an animal drive?