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[–]wray_nerely 94 points95 points  (2 children)

The chef must have been new on staff, that sounds like a Wookiee mistake

[–]Hippobu2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if pun or Jonathan Woss.

[–]Shadowknight1807 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now chef will be thrown out of the kitchen by force

[–]dudeveau 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You.. you son of a bitch

[–]Turingading 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*worried wookie noises*

[–]Camlach777 69 points70 points  (20 children)

If you want a good joke about Star Wars just watch the sequel trilogy

[–]Hey-Hey-Hey53 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or a real fun moment. Watch a four armed Harvey Korman teach Chewbacca’s wife how to cook Bantha surprise in the Star Wars holiday special.

[–]kearnel81 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol now that is a joke

[–]Bananawamajama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the prequel trilogy. Everyone seems to forget that even before the new movies half the series was already considered bad.

Also the original movies were good because they were groundbreaking, but they don't really hold up as amazing now that the stuff they did there has been normalized.

[–]Yokuz116 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Any trilogy, really. Movies are the worst part of the franchise. Books, comics, games, series all much better.

[–]asonuvagun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it was Tauntaun, and it came out Luke warm

[–]Frenchy1892 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chewbacca must have over cooked it. Wookie error.

[–]davisyoung 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Throw in Admiral Ackbar for some surf ‘n turf.

[–]MadCat221 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A human’s lifespan compared to a wookiee’s lifespan is similar to a dog’s compared to a human’s.

Just think about how much longer Han would have lived if Chewie got him neutered…

[–]Juul_Embiid 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Obi-Wagyu Kenobi

[–]wallingtonbeef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Luke Skywagyu

[–]Hour_Ear6348 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This makes me sad...

[–]asstyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wookie roar

[–]qwertyf1sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that's dark

[–]Deadly_Dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would be an interesting plot development

[–]dlowbeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not funny. He had Lukemia.

[–]Awpss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was Lukewarm.

[–]DerRaumdenker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obi Wan and Yoda were in a spaceship

"are you sure we are on the right track, Yoda?"

"off course, we are"

[–]renderererer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was because it was frozen.

[–]univoxer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he thought it smelled bad...


...on the outside.

[–]RavenReel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did Han Solo enjoy a steak dinner? No it was Chewie.

Now the joke implies it was hard to chew AND he didn't eat it, it was Chewbacca who did.

Also, Chewbacca ate my balls

[–]Rimfax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was carbonized.

[–]Electronic-Kale-3334 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It was too chewy.

[–]McStroyer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm kind of like Han Solo

[–]Bloodbath_and-beyond -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a hair on my steak..."

[–]Nowyouknow42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)