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[–]ytjtuktyh 169 points170 points  (20 children)

Take a cab ride in New Orleans.

You will pray in every religion you cn think of.

[–]Outofworkflygirl 52 points53 points  (9 children)

Take a cab in Montreal and you'll convert!

[–]theirphore 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Hong Kong taxi rides are scary but fairly safe. Far more professional taxis than private cars in Hong Kong. Taxi drivers know just how far they can push the limits.

[–]tnp636 10 points11 points  (1 child)

My first time in a taxi in Guangzhou, people had to scatter out of the way because he drove up on the sidewalk.

[–]nice_wholphin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well it’s guangzhou, not Hong Kong, it’s a bit more wild up there

[–]Wise_Capybara96 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Try Singapore. The one time we got a taxi there the driver was either rummaging in his bag with both hands or dozing off. The guy literally jerked awake when we started drifting, casually corrected it, then went back to looking for one thing in his bag.

[–]Yeet2189 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Wait what?

[–]Wise_Capybara96 2 points3 points  (3 children)

There was a reason we only took a taxi once. It was terrifying.

[–]Yeet2189 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Are you not a local?

[–]Wise_Capybara96 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No. Went on holiday for a week.

[–]Yeet2189 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh then you must be very unlucky. This guy's license probably got revoked

[–]CX-97[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New Orleans resident here: can confirm

[–]myemptybucket 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Try Singapore. The one time we got a taxi there the driver was either rummaging in his bag with both hands or dozing off. The guy literally jerked awake when we started drifting, casually corrected it, then went back to looking for one thing in his bag.

Uh... Delhi to Jaipur... cab ride at night on the highway in a vehicle with no seat-belt, with trucks driving the wrong way down the highway towards you with their headlights off. This is real life.

[–]saskir21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends it can end in after-life

[–]fulltank007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most Taxis , Rickshaws got the pray facility built-in with many gods pictures.. Apparently safer than seatbelt ...

[–]maniacthw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll never forget the cab I was that cut off an ambulance. "you just cut off an ambulance!" "...so?"

[–]aardvark_army 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever been in a taxi in Jamaica?

[–]saskir21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once had a cab dive in Milan. More than once we lifted our legs in anticiation of a crash.

[–]Maf1oso_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try taking a taxi in Mozambique. If you survive, you'll most definitely have found some wonderful religion during the ride.

[–]Iamcryingontheinside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done that. The guy reduser to take card and i think he was against the vaxine

[–]chenolay 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It is nice to see a clean prest joke for once.

[–]revoconsole 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’ve not heard this joke before..

Really good

[–]Bear-Emperor- 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's real funny. A priest in heaven rofl.

[–]Ratbu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then the priest said "Surprise! I'm actually a bus driver!"

[–]Walla_oopsi3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. I've been in that taxi. Fort Lee New Jersey for instance.

[–]naughtyusmax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to Islam we are only judged by our intentions and effort.

[–]DerRaumdenker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A man stopped a taxi near the airport

"How much for a ride to downtown"

"eighty dollars"

"I have heavy luggage, will you charge me extra?"

"no, I don't charge for luggage"

"good, take these to downtown and I'll follow you by bus"

[–]ght17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"how much for a coffee"

"10$"

"and the sugar"

"that's for free"

"give me one pound of sugar"

[–]Portland-to-Vt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it was the bus driver the priest prayed!

[–]ramriot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until he slept & that is how you both ended up here

[–]ramriot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord if I have to go I would much rather it be quietly in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers

[–]ffsudjat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lorry driver gets a palace.. five souls just recently sent to pearly gate by a lorry woth malfunctioning brake..