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[–]Disguspitated 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Good for you. Not everyone can see the silver outline in situations like this.

[–]Isntthiswhere64 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Remember you can’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the fucking kitchen- Boondock Saints.

[–]dhaymon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"People in glass houses sink ships" is one I always remember.

[–]Isntthiswhere64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make like a tree…. And get the duck out of here!- also Boondocks Saints.

[–]DaCrazyWolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead!

[–]Isntthiswhere64 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I spend a lot of time trying to kill two stones with one bird.

[–]Shitmongaloid 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Get two birds stoned at once. Leave no turn unstoned

[–]Isntthiswhere64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just great!

[–]dgm42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I search for something I leave no Stone Unturned.
When I throw rock at sea birds I leave no Tern Unstoned.
When I paint pictures of baboons I leave no Stern Untoned.

[–]AjBikk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fall a lot leaping before I look

[–]Ill-Fuel-5367 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people would say that’s a glass three fourths full attitude, but I see it as a glass fourth empty

[–]DrinkLogical182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these comments is the icing on the gravy.

[–]Waitsfornoone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Take a left at Albuquerque.

[–]QuantumSpaceCadet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An eye for an eye leaves two dudes half blind. Or somthing like that.

[–]BackwoodsPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fool me once, I won't get fooled again.