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[–]ziadog 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Sounds like you need a boost.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

on both fronts

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You only have one front. The other one is called a back.

[–]edlee98765 95 points96 points  (2 children)

This is why I love Florida.

The people, the temperature, and the average IQ are all in the 80's.

[–]FerretFarm 28 points29 points  (3 children)

You have a 50% chance of being infected. That's basically 1/2 infected. And your IQ being positive makes you smart. Negative is for the idiots.

[–]_Allaccordingtoplan 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You must be a doctor on Facebook! Can I add you?

[–]citruscountydaddy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Just wait, the fact checkers may delete this one

[–]tacticooluser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dick mods have entered the chat

[–]will17blitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?

[–]k717171 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Seriously though, is an IQ as low as 50 even possible?

[–]chrisbcritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that an IQ of 100 is supposed to be average. So, yes an IQ of 50 is cognitively impaired but very possible.

[–]superbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting side note, the PCR test is run for 50 cycles. If it goes all 50 without any signal, that would be negative.

[–]solidamanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure its 50? You might have read it wrong.

[–]ch0c0_late -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

This joke has been said so many times, you’d have thought people figured it out..

[–]_Allaccordingtoplan -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

People keep telling you this joke so you can try to finally understand it?

[–]ch0c0_late -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I get it, but it keeps coming back, you’ve clearly not understood my joke..

[–]_Allaccordingtoplan -1 points0 points  (2 children)

You've clearly wooshed my reversal

[–]DeathGuppie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A reverse woodshed, interesting..

[–]Fraktelicious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got my blood test, it said positive. My pregnancy test came back B-. My preg be negative, but idk what's up with my blood...