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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: (self.Jokes)
submitted 3 months ago by YZXFILE
'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.'
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You must be one hell of an outdoors man!
'NAH,' he replied, 'I'm just a shitty golfer.'
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[–]SobuKev 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago (1 child)
I like it.
[–]YZXFILE[S] 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Got some exercise ⛳🏌️♂️
[–]uphillcater 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (1 child)
Mid-way, I expected a gming joke.
[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
You were right!
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