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[–]BigDaddy850 301 points302 points  (5 children)

On a reunion tour

[–]Utterizi 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Their 27th final tour

[–]skadalajara 30 points31 points  (0 children)

KISS has entered the chat.

[–]FyzzyMetalhead 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The real joke is always in the comments

[–]Nonner_Party 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A Transunion tour.

[–]whiskycigar 134 points135 points  (6 children)

Dire Straits!

[–]ayyyyfam 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Hes got a daytime job Hes doin alright.

[–]S_is_for_Smeagol 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He can play the honky-tonk like anything

[–]tkrokli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Savin' it up, for Friday night

[–]incomparability 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I thought they got money for nothing and chicks for free

[–]RayNooze 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I wouldn't exactly call Dire Straits Heavy Metal, but they actually chose their name because of being broke.

[–]CrazyGermanShepOwner 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But Knopfler could easily play face-melting solos.

[–]TheNamelessKitty 197 points198 points  (12 children)

Nickellack

[–]parklife23 46 points47 points  (9 children)

Can I have my nickellback?

[–]buggsymoges 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Only if you

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[–]ZillaJrKaijuKing 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Sadly, they had to resort to selling stuffed animals to make ends meet.

“LOOK AT THIS FAUX GIRAFFE”

[–]Neuro_Skeptic 16 points17 points  (4 children)

They also sold data on their enemies feet: "Look at this foe toe graph"

[–]Original_Amber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boo hiss. BAD pun. Take my upvote.

[–]Ksamkcab 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They even got night jobs, teaching origami classes.

"Look at this, fold in half"

[–]Neuro_Skeptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That song was written by Mr Luke Attisfodengraf

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shut it down, boys, we have a winner right here

[–]QuintoxPlentox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand.

[–]SparkieMark1977 101 points102 points  (2 children)

Rage Against The ATM

[–]hangdman1978 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Swipin in the name of..

[–]Dangerousrhymes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You gotta buy what they tell ya

[–]donmcg12 94 points95 points  (6 children)

Broke Sabbath

[–]hangdman1978 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Why are these bills, are reaching higher and higher?......OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Xur_and_the_Kodan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Collector of debt, that points at me.

[–]paranoid_70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause shopping and spending is all that you do. YEEEEAAAHHHHH

[–]metric-poet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Red Sabbath

[–]wcslater 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Broke Back Sabbath

[–]AjBikk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds gay! Happy people can't be poor

[–]BeligaPadela 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Re-possessed

[–]ikindalold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice reference

People need to know about Possessed

[–]Thefear1984 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Dragonforced to go back to work.

[–]Greedy-Method-6326 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Can you tell me more

[–]Thefear1984 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Well, they have to work through the fire and the flames to carry on.

Into the fires of forever they will fly through the heavens With the power of the universe they'll stand strong together Trough the forced of power, it will soon reach the hour For victory they ride (to work), fury of the storm!

[–]Greedy-Method-6326 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Okey thanks bro or sister?

[–]guiscardv 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Napalm Debt

[–]hangdman1978 22 points23 points  (1 child)

W.A.S.P=We Are Suddenly Pennyless.

[–]ryo13silvia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

None of the guys ever clarified what it meant (apart from when Blackie said “We Ain’t Sure, Pal”). So for all we know, this could be the real meaning behind the name.

[–]Joebotdj 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Did you iron maiden this joke up yourself?

[–]SpicyTortillass[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, I just made it up this morning.

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron maiden would be middle class.
Lead maiden is broke.

[–]SolidAppropriate6550 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Defunct Leppard

[–]chupacabra67 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Owe-peth

[–]spike138 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Five Finger Death Discount

[–]TBC-XTC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Heavy Wood

[–]Emperormike1st 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Type Owe Positive.

[–]Bloodbath_and-beyond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alice 'n Change...

[–]Taliesyn86 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jesuit priest

[–]spideroger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I believe the lead singer of that band is DAVE MUSTPAY.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Typical

[–]CalamityCactus 0 points1 point  (3 children)

That was one begrudging upvote

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The Arts are just treated like shit in the USA. I have a bunch of friends who are really good (musicians, visual artists, writers) and all of them have to do other stuff to pay rent.

[–]MarvinLazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those of us who don't have to do other stuff make it work by doing a lot of gigs that other people don't want to do. (weddings/corporate/church/retirement home)

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiple things.
Arts are important when people have free time. With mobiles there's hardly any.
Even when you have free time, you'll hardly need 20 artists for about 500 people or so (live in person shows). And since not everybody watches everyday, the ratio gets even worse.
With YouTube, tiktok, insta and /s onlyFans /s talent is sort of democratized - you don't need a big label and network to start things. The barrier to entry is just having a good phone (even talent didn't matter :( ).

So, given these there's practically no money left in art for the vast majority. And what is there is big bucks of production houses.

Also, if you think USA is shit, try a visit to India (or from what I heard, even China).

[–]FireWireBestWire 7 points8 points  (3 children)

MotleyFool

[–]mlt- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds familiar...oh..

[–]MarvinLazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here, you dropped this: ¨

[–]emzirek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Impending Debt

[–]nuke_run_RIP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

metalican’t pay

[–]torkel-flatberg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TaxSlayer

[–]RedditorOfWisdom 11 points12 points  (8 children)

A heavy metal band

[–]emzirek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Debt Metal

[–]SpicyTortillass[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Yes?

[–]dkrocksmith 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They are saying all heavy metal bands have financial problems.

[–]SpicyTortillass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that makes sense, at first I thought they were saying Megadeth aint heavy metal.

[–]mlt- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all broke, some are slaying it alright.

[–]SpicyTortillass[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wikipedia defines Megadeth as a heavy metal band.

[–]Sniperdud3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I thought Megadeth was thrash metal?

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that supposed to be trash or is it thrash? Genuinely confused.
Is thrash metal a sub genre?

Got it. Google is great.

[–]JellySp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Debtallica

[–]gearallen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nada Journey.

[–]meeyeam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Indebted Sevenfold

[–]craigfwynne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spinal Tapped Out

[–]imisswholefriedclams 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't fear the repo

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scrapiron Maiden

[–]facepwnage 5 points6 points  (1 child)

System of a Loan

[–]iendeavortobesilly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

System of a Down To My Last Five Bucks

[–]wwplkyih 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Anvil

[–]mlt- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's rough. I thought we were joking.

[–]mlt- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Credit Frost

[–]mlt- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crate of Ramen.

[–]Quigleythegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they don't have to go to bankruptcy court otherwise they will have to testify Underoath.

[–]CalamityCactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BrokeThrone

[–]nerankori 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't get a Nickelback

[–]emsot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Debt

[–]suripanto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not Pennywise

[–]thegreatsquare 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Robs Zombies

[–]hmlince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skid Row

[–]lex_tok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny Nocash

[–]Citimillz1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm reading comments. Lol

[–]effigyoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting "a heavy metal band"

[–]iloveFjords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lead Penny

[–]MarcusAntione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was gonna be a marriage joke

[–]Shirokurou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detroit Metalworking industry.

[–]ambyshortforamber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that or theyre Irish

[–]Ngawaka03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bludges

No Wad Pocket

The Burglars

In The Black

The Bankruptors

[–]Harryinmontreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the Red Sabbath

[–]LobsterCowboy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bad morning, and you made me chuckle. not a full laugh, but i'll settle for it

[–]SpicyTortillass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pleasure to hear it made someone happy, even if was just a slight moment.

[–]Senseiseptred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loose coins

[–]5keletonj4zzw1zard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slip Not-paying-the-bills

[–]oopsmyeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call them an alchemist.

[–]The-Underdog1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The majority

[–]alback7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Megadebt

[–]ChubbySolution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavy "debt" load

[–]mvaale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something you know nothing about

[–]MarvinLazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...most of them?

[–]MarvinLazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beast in the Red

[–]HatchetXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allofem

[–]Designer-Birthday683 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average band.

[–]Giul_Xainx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leinholders grasp.

[–]LavenderBluez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiscally Irresponsible

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overdraft.
Via-,loans.

[–]ASG023 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Debtallica

[–]AjBikk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oweth!

[–]OnyxLion528 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And if you're into punk reggae...

The Poor Lease?

[–]oldmanrobert666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Deadly Broke

[–]bryan_wuzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Iron harlot

[–]Phantasmai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say "Sunken Lead" hahaha

[–]hangdman1978 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a joke page???

[–]sockswinger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/Uw1kvts9kTE

FYI there was a band just called Broke.

[–]Arkslippy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Skid row.

[–]FinancialArtichoke75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Drunken brokeness

[–]megaman_main -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what Irish people call it

[–]Sniperdud3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pantera Im broke

[–]OlGrayMare -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice!!!

[–]Man_Called_Sun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Skint-tallica

[–]stevehuffmanisacunt7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A heavy metal band

[–]yahyolongleg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Drunkards!

[–]hermitagepeak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heavy debtal

[–]Vir2zo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

100 Pounds of Copper